Chapter 31: It Stinks!
Although Qin Yayu and Mu Bing didn't know what Su Yi meant and what kind of drama it was, they still stayed in the kitchen.
After a while, I heard a "bang" sound from the living room on the first floor of the villa!
Immediately afterwards, Qin Yayu's aunt Xue Liping shouted, "Oops"!
Qin Yayu and Mu Bing looked curiously at the living room from the crack in the kitchen door.
"Liping! What's the matter with you? Uncle He Zhou's loud shouts came!
"I ...... I just suddenly felt like a breath of air in my stomach! I didn't hold back! Excuse me! I'm sorry! "Aunt Xue Liping's voice came from the grievances of Bala!
"Oops! Stinks to death! Mother! You...... How can you fart here? He Junhui was also very dissatisfied and said.
"I ...... I ......" Xue Liping stammered speechless!
"Porphyry......
A long fart sound came from under Xue Liping again!
"You...... You ...... "Uncle He Fan is speechless!"
Today, his wife made him lose face in front of his sister and brother-in-law!
"Why don't you go to the bathroom yet!" Uncle He Zhou shouted angrily at his aunt Xue Liping!
Xue Liping herself felt that she was a shame!
Anyway, he is also a man in his forties, and he boasts of his graceful demeanor on weekdays!
But today, I farted in front of people!
And put two more!
And it's so loud!
And it stinks!
Xue Liping blushed and got up and trotted to the bathroom on the first floor!
However, just as she got up and turned to run......, another long fart sound sounded from behind her!
This time, she covered her face and ran to the bathroom in shame!
Aunt Xue Liping ran away!
But the smell he "left" in the living room is still there!
Although the area of Qin Yayu's villa is quite large, the living room is not small!
But this can't stand the huge power of Xue Liping's "triple attack"!
Those three farts are not only loud! And the smell is exceptionally foul!
Qin's father, Qin's mother, uncle He Zhou, and He Junhui, who were walking on the sofa in the living room, were killed!
All they felt was that they were surrounded by a foul smell all at once! Suddenly a little dizzy! Tears choked out!
"Vomit...... ...... vomit"
Qin's mother He Fan retched for a while!
Hurriedly got up and rushed to the bathroom on the second floor!
I only heard "vomiting...... from the bathroom vomiting!
Uncle He Zhou and He Junhui father and son, the situation is not right!
The two of them lay on the trash can next to a coffee table and vomited all at once!
Qin Yuanshan hurriedly handed the two of them another trash can! Now the father and son, one by one, vomited hoarsely!
Although Qin Yuanshan was a little nauseous, he hadn't gotten to the point of vomiting yet!
He hurried to open the window and turned on the air conditioner again! I also picked up a fan and kept fanning it in the air, wanting the smell of the living room to dissipate quickly!
However, the smell of fart was not over, and the sour smell of vomit spit out by He Zhou and He Junhui, father and son, permeated the entire living room!
In the end, Qin Yuanshan also gave up "resistance", and simply hid in a room on the first floor and didn't come out!
Qin Yuanya and He Mubing in the kitchen, this "tragic" scene in the north living room was stunned!
Although the two girls didn't smell it, they both covered their noses and took two steps back!
And now the kitchen door is closed and the window is wide open! Su Yi had already turned on the exhaust fan and range hood.
"Su Yi, this is ...... What's the situation? Qin Yayu covered her mouth and nose, and asked angrily.
Su Yi smiled and didn't speak.
"Are you talking? Could it be you......" Qin Yayu was glared at and asked with a pretended vicious look.
Su Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know!" As the saying goes, who can control the shit and fart! Maybe your aunt has a bad stomach? ”
Mu Bing also covered her mouth and said, "Yayu, your aunt is too ...... Awesome, right? It's all in time for bioweapons! ”
Su Yi laughed out loud when he heard this!
Qin Yayu glanced at Su Yi, and then looked at the living room with Mu Bing.
He Zhou and He Junhui in the living room vomited all over the world! It's as if you're going to vomit your stomach out!
And Qin's mother He Fan upstairs also vomited in the bathroom!
As for her aunt Xue Liping in the bathroom on the first floor, there was no movement.
In this way, Su Yi, Qin Yayu, and Mu Bing hid in the kitchen for half an hour, and it gradually quieted down outside!
Qin Yuanshan first probed his brain out of the room on the first floor.
I saw that at this time, He Zhou and He Junhui father and son had stopped vomiting! But the two of them were already vomiting and their faces turned pale!
"Big brother, you ...... You okay? Qin Yuanshan covered his nose and walked over and asked.
He Zhou waved his hand, a little weak: "It's okay!" It's okay! It's good to vomit! ”
Mother Qin also covered her mouth and nose with a towel and came down from upstairs, her face was also not good!
Qin Yayu couldn't hide in the kitchen, so she and Mu Bing hurriedly opened the door and went to the living room.
They put on gloves, masks, and threw two trash cans outside the villa!
I took out the air freshener and sprayed it wildly!
It took a while to clean up before the house smelled better.
"Huh? What about my aunt? Qin Yayu suddenly asked!
Only then did everyone react! Xue Liping is still in the bathroom!
It's been more than forty minutes! It's not out yet!
Qin Yayu knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no movement in the bathroom!
Father Qin hurriedly asked Qin Yayu to find the key to the bathroom on the first floor, and asked Qin Yayu and Mu Bing to open the door and have a look.
Qin Yayu opened the door hard, and suddenly a foul smell hit her face!
Fortunately, Qin Yayu and Mu Bing both found out the masks and put them on just now, but even so, they could still faintly ask about the stench in the bathroom!
And my aunt Xue Liping has passed out on the floor of the bathroom with her eyes closed!
Qin Yayu and Mu Bing hurriedly took her out of the bathroom! Put it on the couch and lie down!
Everyone gathered around, pinching people again, fanning the wind again, and Xue Liping woke up and turned around in the middle of the night!
"What's wrong with you? How did you pass out? Uncle He Zhou asked.
"I ...... I...... I ......, "Xue Liping, I couldn't speak for a long time!"
At this time, Su Yi came out of the kitchen and whispered, "Could it be that he fainted from being smoked by himself?" ”
Although Su Yi's voice was small, everyone heard it clearly!
Xue Liping's face suddenly turned red, and she was ashamed!
He Zhou was even more angry!
"If you want me to say, there must be something wrong with your cooking!" He Junhui suddenly pointed at Su Yi and said loudly.
When Xue Liping heard this, she also jumped up from the sofa at once, pointed at Su Yi and shouted, "Yes!" It's just that there's something wrong with the food you're cooking! How else would I ...... Hum! He Fan! Your wasted son-in-law is too hateful, isn't it? I even drugged the food! How vicious is this? Yayu must divorce him! Gotta leave! ”
Su Yi's face was calm, and he waited for Xue Liping to finish shouting before he spoke: "When you speak, you have to talk about evidence!" It's not good to be framed with empty white teeth! You say there's a problem with the food I'm cooking? Say I'm drugged? What about the evidence? ”
Xue Liping didn't see the weakness just now at this moment, and said menacingly: "How can I keep ...... when I'm so dignified?" What that! Here's the proof! I've never had this problem before! ”
Su Yi sneered and shook his head and said, "This is the evidence?" But with so many people eating, you're alone...... What that! How can everyone else be okay? Am I going to drug you alone? Did you just eat differently than everyone else? ”
As soon as Su Yi said this, Xue Liping was suddenly dumbfounded and speechless!
Isn't it? Everyone eats the same meal, why is everyone else fine, just her, so what?
It really can't seem to be blamed on the raw food!
Su Yi glanced at Xue Liping and said, "Are you feeling a pain in your lower abdomen during this time?" And still lose your appetite? Today is probably the most meal you've eaten in the past two months, right? I see that you have a problem with your stomach! Hurry to the hospital! ”
"You...... How do you know? Xue Liping looked at Su Yi in surprise and said.
"I guess!" Su Yi said with a smile.
He Zhou's face was ugly on the side!
He also knows all these symptoms of his wife, and in his opinion, this is his wife's greedy mouth! When I see that I eat too much delicious, my stomach can't stand it, so I won't stop ...... What that!
"That's it! Don't be ashamed here! Let's go! He Zhou stood up as he spoke.
"Dad. Didn't you say live here with your cousin? He Junhui hurriedly said when he heard this, and his eyes glanced at Mu Bing and Qin Yayu.
"the fart! Hurry up and accompany your mother to the hospital to see a doctor! He Zhou scolded impatiently, and said goodbye to Qin Yuanshan and his sister He Fan.
After saying a few kind words like being embarrassed and smiling, he ran away and left.
Father Qin and Mother Qin didn't stay long, and then left.
There were only three people left in the villa, Su Yi, Qin Yayu, and Mu Bing.
Su Yi moved slightly behind his back!
Suddenly a breeze blew through the room!
The filth in the villa was suddenly swept away!
Mu Bing sniffed his nose and muttered in a low voice: "This thing is really evil! ”