Chapter 23, Pack the Three Wishes of the Pet Shop4
Shi Xiaohou carried thirty-three yuan and began to look for the Sleepless City Bar on the bar street, if his demonic power was still there, he would not have to suffer such a shame at all.
In order to maintain the peace between the human and demon worlds, the demon world has arranged for the demon police team to be stationed in the human world, and if there is a demon disturbing the normal life of human beings, it will be warned by the demon police team.
As long as it is not a felony of murder and plunder, and it is basically a petty harassment of human beings, the demon police team will also turn a blind eye, first warn three times, don't listen to all three times, and send the fourth time directly to the demon prison, let the prison guards teach you to be a demon.
Recently, because of some conflicts between the patriarch of the gray fox clan Gu Shi and the demon police team, the demon clan patriarchs who have a little influence in various places, but are not taken seriously, are resentful, and they all feel that the demon police team is a decoration, but no demon dares to provoke.
Until the man-eating rat clan, they all changed to vegetarianism, but they were suddenly exterminated by a trumped-up charge, the demon world was in chaos, and the demons under the demon kings everywhere wanted to try their luck in the human world, ready to overthrow the demon police team and open up new territory.
And Shi Xiao Monkey is the Stone Monkey Demon Clan, sent to the human world to investigate, just received the first task to harass human women, and found out the deployment of the demon police in Z City, he was directly arrested by the demon police team, and he didn't even give a warning.
Entered the demon prison and was threatened by the beast taming whip every day, what is the beast taming whip, made of Jairus's tailbone, who is Jairus, the son of the dragon, the divine beast! The tailbone has its own beastly might.
It looks like he hasn't been beaten, but it's actually abused every day, and when the whip is flicked, his heart is like a big claw that has been pinched directly, and he can't slow down for at least half an hour.
And no matter what kind of demon you are, as long as you enter the demon prison, you must be under the 'demon talisman', and then you will be put into a special cage that is 'trapped in a cage'.
You can only let the demon prison guards treat you like an animal, although the demon is originally an animal, but if you are a person and then become an animal, it is inevitable that there will be a psychological gap.
And if you want to leave the demon prison as a demon, you must sign a contract with humans, that is, arranged by the prison guards, sell you to humans, and let humans help you relieve the 'cage trap' and 'seal the demon talisman', and there are also lucky ones, without the demon police coming forward, humans take a fancy to you at a glance and have to buy you.
This is not the end of the demon prison, you still have to recover your body, at this time you are an animal and can't speak, you can only rely on selling cuteness to please you, first trick that person to help you open the cage, and solve the 'cage trapped'. ’
After leaving the cage, the demons with a little bit of Taoism can turn into humans, and after they can communicate with humans normally, it's time to untie the 'demon sealing talisman'.
For the sake of peace between humans and demons, the solution of this 'demon sealing talisman' is often to help humans realize their three wishes.
It seems simple, but in fact it is difficult to go to the sky, first of all, you can only turn into a person at this time, and you don't even have a little demon power on your body, and people are often greedy, at this time, let you become a high-rise building, gold and silver treasures, you can only conjure up a pile of waste paper and a pile of broken copper and iron.
In this way, human beings will doubt you, don't trust you, and without trust, you will not be able to change anything, and then you can only be captured by the prison guards and returned to the demon prison, waiting for the next opportunity.
This is why the three mole brothers will not hesitate to kneel without skin and face, play demon to cover their eyes, and sell Shi Xiaohou to Mo Xiaoyan, which is called bail and released from prison.
In fact, it was because the three brothers remembered the wrong time, Shi Xiaohou was a first offender and did not hurt the human girl, and he could be let go after being locked up for a month for ideological education, but the three brothers miscalculated the time and locked up Shi Xiaohou for a month and a half.
He deceived Shi Xiaomonkey that his crime was very serious, and he had to be solved by humans, and then he casually found a passerby and quickly sold Shi Xiaohou, but he didn't want to make a mistake, so he solved the 'cage trap' in just an hour, and the three mole brothers had to carry the cage and pretend to arrest him back and continue to detain him for the sake of face and round out the lie they told.
At this time, I don't know the truth, I'm afraid only Shi Xiaohou himself, in fact, as long as he solves the 'cage trap', and then goes back to the demon world, when he passes the boundary gate, he stops for a while, and the demon power on his body will recover.
It's a pity that Shi Xiaohou is also an arrogant lord, and there is no difference between returning to the demon realm with the 'Demon Sealing Talisman' on his body and killing him, so he really believed the words of the three mole brothers, and thought about how to help Mo Xiaoyan realize his three wishes.
On the day he was bought by Mo Xiaoyan and thrown out of the car, and crawled out of the sewer, it took Shi Xiaohou nearly a week to finally find Mo Xiaoyan's home, but there was no one at home.
Shi Xiaohou had no choice but to slip in through the window, on the sixteenth floor, he almost didn't fall to his death, and when he entered the house, he wanted to scare Mo Xiaoyan and let her know that he had magical powers and could help her fulfill her wishes.
As a result, Shi Xiaohou hid in the cabinet by himself for two days, and he was about to starve to death, and Mo Xiaoyan didn't go home to take a look.
Shi Xiaohou had no choice but to search Mo Xiaoyan's whole house, looking for all the information about her, and by the way, she also had a meal, took a bath, cleaned up, and helped her receive her parents.
In fact, when they were mopping the floor, Mo Xiaoyan's parents came in with the key to open the door, and the three of them stared at each other for ten minutes, and what was even more embarrassing was that Shi Xiaohou was still wearing Mo Xiaoyan's nightgown.
At that time, the scene was out of control, Mo Dad was a retired police officer in the small street, and he had never seen a bad guy in the real sense of the word after working for more than 40 years, all of them were short parents, trivial fights, he saw Shi Xiaohou dare to look at himself, and thought to himself that this child's eyes were not flustered, he should be Xiaoyan's friend, and he is a boy, this is his boyfriend!
I am a father, and my daughter has a little boyfriend, how can I persuade them to break up, thinking about it, I feel that it is not appropriate to say anything, so I looked at Mo's mother.
Mo's mother is a marriage certificate from the Civil Affairs Bureau, and she can retire at the end of the year, Mo's mother was happy when she saw Shi Xiaohou, she was about to retire, and she could get a marriage certificate for her daughter without urging marriage, this young man is very handsome, and he can be obedient when he is younger, isn't it popular to have small milk dogs recently, Xiao Mo is strong and can definitely make him obedient, just wait for his grandson after a few years.
Just when Mo's mother was secretly happy and wanted to ask Mo's father for his opinion, how should the two of them talk to the child, they found that Mo's father was also looking at himself.
Mama Mo said in seconds according to her own wishes, "Child, how old are you this year." Mo Dad breathed a sigh of relief, but his wife was smart enough to dissuade him from quitting with the age difference.
"Eight...... That one...... Twenty-eight. Shi Xiaohou originally wanted to say that he was eight hundred years old, but he was afraid of scaring them, so he quickly changed his words.
"Yo, this is three years older than Xiao Mo, and he is really young."
Shi Xiaohou regretted hearing Mo's mother say this, he originally wanted to say eighteen, but he brushed his heart, thinking that today is Thursday, and it is morning, and the eighteen-year-old children do not go to school, how can they clean in other people's houses.
"Son, what's your last name?"
"Shi Xiaohou, you're too polite, I'm sorry."
Mama Mo is used to applying for permits for others, and she is unconsciously gentle when she speaks, and her tone and tone are soft like a romance announcer.
And Shi Xiaohou was embarrassed that he was wearing Mo Xiaoyan's nightgown and used Mo Xiaoyan's things, Mo Xiaoyan himself didn't know that he was caught by his parents, and with this gentle interrogation, it was better to give himself two punches to drive him away.
It's also Shi Xiaohou's strange embarrassment, which makes Mo's mother and Mo's father think crookedly, is it possible that the two children have already lived together, this has become the home of the daughter and son-in-law, and the old couple has become guests instead, which makes the owner embarrassed.
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