Hao Yun was fighting for life and death in Castlevania, and the time in the office had just reached three o'clock in the afternoon. The General Affairs Office is already the busiest place in the whole unit, but the whole unit has nothing to do.

Generally speaking, Xiaobai goes to the office at 8 o'clock in the morning, sweeps the floor and boils the water, and then turns on the computer to play Lianlian or read novels. And then as long as the leader is not there, the whole afternoon will slip away without a trace.

Director Zheng Qin made a cup of tea and put a few wolfberries in it. He put the teacup on the coffee table, sat down on the couch, picked up a few newspapers of the day, and read them.

"Tsk, oil prices have gone up again? The car can't be driven. He put down the newspaper with some dissatisfaction and took a sip of tea...... Well, it's a bit hot.

Xiao Baile played with the computer and ignored him.

Ah Guang, a new colleague that Hao Yun only met today. He was the director's dog, so he answered: "The night before yesterday, it was posted in the circle of friends, and the oil price returned to the era of 7 yuan." ”

Director Zheng doesn't know how to use computers and mobile phones, and mainly relies on newspapers and news to pay attention to outside news, so he is often embarrassed to take out the news from a few days ago to blow it. If they were all young people, Ah Guang would say it directly, old news, too. But after all, you can't talk like that in front of the leader.

The director blew the tea disapprehantly, "The last time the oil price was 7 yuan, it was when we were dealing with the Cthulhu Universe, and it was quite a long time." ”

Ah Guang thought for a moment and nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I also refueled once before I went, and the refueling master told me that the oil price will drop tomorrow." He said to me when he filled it up, tsk. ”

"Cthulhu's gang of big meat, no one is a ghost, not a ghost, disgusting to death. Dare to show your head and hammer again! "Xiaobai has been a little angry in the Cthulhu universe and has always been very resentful. She specifically pressed pause to complain.

"It's still Director Zheng who is brave, the three of us fought very hard at the time, and as soon as the director came, he immediately swept away the chickens and dogs." Ah Guang patted a fart at the right time, he took out the orange and poured more than half of it for the director. Xiaobai gave it at the beginning, but he didn't give it.

The director was a little proud, the number of times he has done it has been limited over the years, and it is inevitable to brag about it a few times, he put down the teacup, and began to take ideological and political classes with a serious voice while shaking his legs.

"When it comes to doing work, you have to pay attention to a method. Ordinary small things, teach a few evil gods a lesson, go to the abyss to play a majestic game and kick a few fields, you can do it blindly. But when it comes to this kind of seizure, you must make preparations in advance.

Ah, now the work is different from before, in the past, Cthulhu had a hole in his brain, and no one spoke when he brought it back and killed him. It's different now, the Internet is developed, and Wen Zonglian's bunch of bullshit who drink tea and shake their legs stare at us all day long. As soon as the fart is amplified by the Internet, it becomes a big thing.

Therefore, if you want to do a beautiful job, you must pay attention to ways and means, prepare in advance, and go in to calm each other down! The work is like this, either the east wind presses the west wind, or the west wind presses the east wind. You can't take things for granted like you, and in the end, you will be so passive and don't make a row. ”

And the people were taught to say yes, but their hearts did not think so. Last time, you said that you should be reasonable, and beating people is supplemented, and and Cthulhu's group of law-blind people can talk to people? In the end, it's not you who make a move to kill the whole world. If you're reasonable, everybody can understand it—no matter how many holes you have in your head.

It's really an official who crushes people to death, you have a big mouth and you are reasonable. Xiaobai and Ah Guang lowered their heads and remained silent.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, the director looked around.

"Hey, what about the Ningning people?"

"I'm on leave." Ah Guang is weak.

Syllable!

The director slammed the newspaper on the table.

"She can come to work a few days a month! It's simply unorganized and undisciplined! Next time I'll call her good-looking! ”

Xiaobai pursed his lips, hum, Ning Ning is not here, you are useless to play prestige with us.

Even the dog-legged Ah Guang was a little unimpressed.

Lao Zheng took a sip of tea indifferently, but he was weighing it in his heart. He knew very well what the two subordinates were thinking. The team is not easy to lead, Lao Zheng is bitter. But suddenly he had a brilliant way to reassert his leadership authority.

He put down the teacup and pretended to be relaxed and said, "If you don't come, don't come, don't enjoy the benefits of the unit." Today we have a new colleague Hao Yun, and we will go to eat crayfish together in the evening, are we all free? ”

Xiaobai and Ah Guang were stunned, is this an iron rooster that is going to bleed heavily?

Anyway, there were free crayfish to eat at night, and Xiaobai and Ah Guang immediately became active.

Lao Zheng took advantage of the morale boost and began to assign tasks.

"Ah Guang, you call the computer company and ask them to send another one according to Xiaobai's computer last time, and send us another five...... Four meal coupons for the lobster restaurant came over. ”

Xiaobai hesitated and objected: "Director, I said hello to the finance last time, and asked why we need to have a computer of 30,000 yuan, and the computers in other offices are all 4,000 yuan." They may ....... speak. ”

The domineering director looked at him: "What a fart?" Asking people to do their work and not even having a good computer? How can more than 4,000 computers access the Internet? Yes? Whoever dares to speak let him tell me. ”

When Xiaobai heard this, she stopped talking, there was a leader when the sky fell, and she was worried about a yarn.

Wonderful! Xiaobai and Ah Guang thought to themselves. Buying a computer is an office expense that can be directly accounted for and does not need to be approved. And the director invited everyone to dinner by buying high-priced computers and eating a rebate of 4 coupons, which was perfect for a dime without spending.

Everyone ate crayfish for free, related computer companies and restaurants made money, Xiao Hao got a good computer, Director Zheng's leadership authority was strengthened, and Ning Ning, who didn't come to eat, was also cracked down.

This is really a white wolf with empty gloves out of nothing. Amazing, worthy of leadership, this level is high!

"Xiaobai, you call Xiao Hao and tell him to move faster and have dinner at night."

After the computer was settled, the director continued to command loudly. Qian Zhuang is bold, and if you have money to entertain you, of course, you have to call this group of unsuccessful subordinates fiercely:

"The training is fine, if not, you can go in and help him."

Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and called Hao Yun, who was still fighting in Castlevania.

"Hey~Hey~ Hao Yun, it's me...... Uh-huh? Still killing Bagel? Why are you so slow, can't you kill them all...... I told you to hurry up, eat crayfish collectively in the office at night, and wait for you. Well? Can't beat it? Okay, okay, I know, the director told me to go in and take you in a while, you wait a minute. ”

Putting down the mobile phone, Xiaobai, who was a little white on the computer, saw that Ah Guang had done the computer company's affairs, and hurriedly asked for help, "Ah Guang, come and help me get it, I don't know how to get in halfway." ”

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The morale in the office was greatly boosted, but Hao Yun, who answered the phone, was demoralized, especially the three veterans, who were depressed one by one.

Originally, according to the plan, Lao Qin Haoyun's group, after the clock tower opened the sluice gate of the underground water domain, went down to the underground to kill Bagel, and got the ability to transform into a big bat and flew to the final battle site, the King's Hall. Another group of mages, Sandru, led Uncle Porcelain and Keyboard Warriors to collect the souls of domination throughout Castlevania.

Mage Sandru's group is going well,

The problem lies in Lao Qin's group, everyone is scared of the Grim Reaper's narrowly escaped death.

Although the aunt opened the genetic lock at a critical moment and turned the tide. But Lao Qin weighed left and right, and still felt that the risk of dividing the troops was too great, so he simply used his watch to contact Sandru again, and he came to kill Bagel together.

What if this Bagger is different from the intelligence, you can't expect Hao Yun to temporarily open a genetic lock.

As an adventurer, Lao Qin was obviously unqualified. He lacks decisiveness and the necessary ambition in the world of the Lord God.

"It's certainly not my pot." Uncle Qin thought to himself, "This is completely the fault of the system!" ”

We discussed earlier that this Buddhist main god cultivated by the adventurers are all scum who eat and wait for death, and Lao Qin Zhang Weishan Deru is one of the more ideal. So Lao Qin's idea is not wrong, this pot can only be carried by the system, who would be so painful as to assess the KPI of the main god.

The reunited team, accompanied by Cangzhen, came to the deepest part of the underground water basin and imprisoned Bagel's eternal cage.

Bagger is a giant one-eyed orangutan, the size of Ultraman, and his hobby is pinching bats, and his only weakness is that one-eyed orangutan. Presumably for this reason, it was captured by vampires and imprisoned in this unbreakable cage.

It was said to be a cage, but in fact, it only imprisoned his head and two huge iron arms, and the rest of his body was buried deep in the rock. The enraged one-eyed orangutan stared hatefully at everything outside the cage, two iron arms sticking out of the gaps in the cage's iron pillars, ready to smash any fool who dared to come close.

The mage Sandru summoned a skeleton from afar and walked over, and with a "Peng" sound, the skeleton turned into a calcium tablet, or calcium cake, in front of everyone. Not...... This fang is invincible.

The female gunner Zhang Wei tinkered with it from the tactical backpack for a while, assembled a ***, and with the blessing of blue fire, she used a special gun technique, and ten consecutive rounds bombarded Bagel's one-eye. The Ultraman-sized orangutan blocked One-Eye with an iron fist and was unharmed. Not...... This fang cannot be outwitted.

Then the veteran trio was dumbfounded. Yes, you read that right, they were dumbfounded!

It was mentioned in the intelligence that Bagel could not move, and the range of attack was limited to a little in front of the prison door, so Lao Qin and the others didn't take it seriously: stand far away and slowly consume, anyway, there is no danger.

Now, the gorilla is visibly immune to ranged damage, and when it comes to hand-to-hand combat, he has a chance to attack his only weakness: the one-eyed.

During this period, Lao Qin got a little closer to try, and was smashed on the big sword with a punch, and the person was so shocked that he spat blood and ran back.

Big Mom's square dance may be effective against small monsters, but with such a big monster, even if the taunt is effective, people clap their hands like slapping mosquitoes, but it doesn't matter how high you dodge.

Uncle Porcelain's "protection of the elders" has a miraculous effect on the rich and equipped local tyrant enemies, but a poor man like Bagel, who doesn't even have a piece of cloth on his body, is estimated to be a meatloaf with one punch.

It's all the proletariat, who is vain! Touching porcelain is most afraid of meeting penniless poor eggs.

Forget about Emperor Ou Hao Yun and Keyboard Warrior, a troll and a metaphysics, you can't count on it.

Even the hot-blooded Cangzhen was made furious by this group of teammates who were greedy for life and afraid of death.

Cang Zhen has just absorbed so many souls and strengthened a large wave, it stands to reason that when he saw Bager, his brain rushed up as soon as he was hot, and he might have slaughtered this orangutan.

How else to say that the three monks have no water to eat, the hot-blooded teenager was disturbed by the fear of his teammates on the left and the fear on the right, and even the adults of the ninja dragon group couldn't do anything, what could he do as a high school student.

The hot-blooded teenager matured and decided to follow the crowd.