Chapter 70: Elven Chauvinism
~~~~ will always meet, but will be shy
~~~~ Important things, there is no need to say anything
~~~~ It's okay to laugh and gossip
~~~~ Even if it's something dispensable, you can talk about it
Silence wanders in the short distance between the two, not indifference or silence without words, but a very subtle tacit understanding. Maybe in the comics, Hao Yun should have a wall knock and confession at this time. Only now, it's no longer necessary.
Language is important, but the most important thing is not to be spoken. After confirming the eyes, it is the right person.
The streets after sunset flashed with flowing lights and shadows. There was a pair of lovers who passed by the two of them. When passing by, it is full of happy smiles.
They are an ordinary couple among them, like everyone else, who reviews every store in their vision, and most of the content is bitter.
On the other hand, the loud sound outside almost every restaurant is deafening, and the waiters who solicit customers humbly plead.
"Crab stuffed orange crab stuffed orange, 80 yuan a person, handsome guys and beauties come in and try it." It's not delicious, don't pay for it! ”
The girl in the dark red waitress's apron is obviously a holiday worker. She lowered her head and stuffed the leaflet into Hao Yun's hand.
"You can get 5 yuan cheaper by swiping Meituan." She pleaded quietly.
Maybe business is really bad.
Hao Yun was a little soft-hearted, so he didn't refuse, picked up the single page and looked at it. The single page of coated paper is beautifully printed, and it reads: Yangcheng Lake crab roe, Gannan navel orange. It was also accompanied by a few very tasty photos.
"Why don't you do this?" Hao Yun handed the sheet to Xiaobai.
mmmmmm…… Xiaobai is a little excited, sweet orange is her favorite, and crab roe is also her favorite. But fat is not, this is poison.
"Don't! Said to eat Malatang! ”
Feeling a burst of secretion from the glands under his tongue, Xiaobai hurriedly fled from the store in the disappointed eyes of the waiter.
Remember, she was born to swallow a whole fat house happy tube a few days ago, and she has been tormented by guilt.
"I've made up my mind to only eat fruits and vegetables in the future, don't tempt me!"
Said it categorically, and then wiped his saliva.
"I didn't tempt you, you see there are fruits and vegetables in here." Hao Yun smiled and pointed to the advertising photo.
"Eggs are also vegetables?"
"Of course, eggs count as vegetables!" Hao Yun said the same categorically.
Xiaobai decides to believe her little brother, but she is still struggling.
"But there's a lot of oil in there!"
"Okay, only nuns are vegetarians, are you a nun?"
"Humph!" Xiaobai snorted, "Elves are also vegetarians!" ”
"You're an elf?" Hao Yun asked rhetorically.
"This fairy is originally an elf!"
"Ugh." Hao Yun scratched his head, this logic was messy, "Are you a fairy or an elf?" ”
Xiaobai calls himself an elf, if he first met, Hao Yun would definitely think that Xiaobai was talking nonsense, maybe he had read too many novels.
But since he can discuss the price of the magic capital with a rock and roll soul sucker in the void, it is not a very strange thing that Xiaobai is a foreign mother.
Xiao Bai Liu raised her eyebrows, she was a great elf chauvinist. Her body is the most famous elven revenator in the multiverse, and she can't be questioned by the little brother of the cricket. She had always been ruthless in her pride in her race.
She pointed to her handsome face.
"Badass! Do you think I'm beautiful? ”
"The beauty of the country and the city is miserable!"
"It's terrible!" Xiaobai raised his chin majestically, "Hillbilly, you can remember, the only people in the multiverse who can be so beautiful are the Aya elves." ”
"Elf boss! Disrespectful, disrespectful! Hao Yunxie smiled and opened his two hands, rubbing Xiaobai's head vigorously, "Quickly touch your pointed ears for me, elves have pointed ears, right?" ”
"Go away! Bad apple! Xiaobai's majesty collapsed instantly, she bent down and giggled, protecting her chest with one hand, and waving the advertising leaflet with the other, resisting her little brother's invasion.
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small black shadow flying towards Hao Yun's arm.
Ah, what a nasty bug, don't bother the little brother's touching of the head to kill the idiot!
Xiaobai's hand turned over, and the advertising leaflet was sandwiched between two fingers, and the paper was cut to the insect with an inch of strength.
The insect was precisely split in two by the coated paper advertising leaflet, accompanied by a short piercing sound and a spark, and the two halves of the "insect corpse" crashed into the advertising lightbox next to Hao Yun.
Boom!
The "X King Sixtieth Armor" was extinguished suddenly, and a burst of electric sparks erupted.
Hao Yun subconsciously hugged Xiaobai and blocked this insignificant explosion with his back.
~~~~ That's it, for me, it's already good
~~~~ That's it, it's already filling my heart
"It's fine, it looks like it's just a short circuit in the wire." Hao Yun patted Xiaobai's back, "Don't be afraid." ”
"I'm scared to death!" Xiaobai regretfully left the warm embrace, and it would be too obvious to hold it again. Ladies can't be so proactive!
A girl's heart......
But her hand was not let go by the little brother.
"Let's go eat crab stuffed oranges." Hao Yun pretended that nothing had happened.
"Okay." Xiaobai agreed in a daze, completely forgetting about the fat crisis.
Feel the warmth of her palms, and her heart is also filled with this warmth.
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Fifty meters away from the sweet lover, at the turn of the street, a couple of green CC pickups are parked on the side of the road. During golden hour, the whole street is noisy, not to mention the deafening music. Zhang Wei fired the gun at the strongest moment in the music, so Boletta's gunfire did not cause any panic.
Of course, most of the Celestial Empire people were not familiar with the sound of gunfire, and the crisp sound of Boleta was mistaken for a murmur in the music and ignored the past.
"Is it a fake gun?" Lao Qin looked at Zhang Wei with a pale face and raised the half-open window, and comforted Zhang Wei with some uncertainty.
The red-haired female gunner was visibly irritated, and she silently closed the safety of her pistol and withdrew all the bullets.
"Lao Qin, forget it, she is not an opponent we can defeat."
She said this with bitterness in her heart.
The Wonderful Guild spent a lot of money and went through a lot of black channels to get her a gun in the Celestial Empire.
Although in the real world, skills such as Arc Ballistics and Flame Barrage cannot be used, real gun skills are not affected.
Zhang Wei is conceited, whether it is gun sense or psychological quality, she is not inferior to the special forces in the real world. Her conceit was not unreasonable, and a shot just 50 meters away was already the limit of Boletta's effective range.
At this distance, the pistol shoots at moving targets in low light, and there are a large number of randomly moving pedestrians on the trajectory, which can be imagined with difficulty.
Zhang Wei did not live up to her self-confidence, nor did she live up to the hard work of her teammates, this shot was very accurate.
But the pistol bullet was split in half by Xiaobai with a piece of A4 paper.
It's so devastating!
There are only two possibilities to do this in the real world, where there is no mystery. Either the Sith Excalibur (Xiaobai) is a hanging B. Or, her strength skills have reached incredible levels.
Either way, it's not good news for epic quests.
Lao Qin sighed and ordered Lin Jingtian, who was driving.
"Let's go to deliver the goods first, Boss Shen will scold people again when it's late."
Yes, they drive green CC pickups, of course, to deliver to the construction site.
After opening the epic mission for the first time and encountering the Sith Excalibur in the real world, the wise man Lin was shocking, and through various analyses, he set his goal on Xiaobai.
Lin Jingtian is the real name of the keyboard man troll, as for why he wants to find Xiaobai to do it, because he is a wise man, referred to as ZZ.
The main god of the Buddha system is shut down and rested on weekends, and adventurers are free to move. But the hardships of real survival are no less than the main god space.
To put it simply, it's hard to move without money. The six members of the Strange Guild are penniless, and the investigation of the epic quest is difficult.
But the wise man Lin Jingtian said that please rest assured that he has a perfect plan, and money will definitely not be an obstacle. He will lead everyone to enjoy the glory and wealth of real life.
His best solution was to go to the construction site and move bricks. Hawkers, in fact, this is also very understandable, Lin Touzi was originally a small worker moving bricks on the construction site.
Lao Qin and the others refused at first. After all, in the mission world, he often has the power of life and death, and his spirit is very high. It is indeed too embarrassing to let a hero like them move bricks.
However, after moving a few times, the Wonderful Six's mind began to change.
The money came too fast!
Even if it is Aunt Zhang, who seems to be obese, she can walk like a fly with dozens of bricks! After all, they are all perfect human physical fitness, and after a lot of strength training in space, moving bricks is really useful.
In the end, Aunt Zhang earned more than 3,000 yuan a day by moving bricks, which is even more than drug trafficking!
The six of them were deeply infatuated with the feeling of making a lot of money, the admiration of the workers, the consternation in the eyes of the boss, and the sound of counting the money when they got their wages.
What is Cool Point? That's the cool point!
Sure enough, labor is the most glorious, and labor transforms people. That's what the so-called reform-through-labor means. The six strange gods forgot the main god and enthusiastically devoted themselves to the epic task of national construction.
The Lord God has orange and wheat husks in his heart, and he does not know whether to be a pulp or not.
It is super envious of the adventurers cultivated by its fellow gods in the novel. All of them are insidious, cunning, despicable, vicious, cruel, cold-blooded, selfish, and unscrupulous in order to achieve their goals.
I'm so excited to think about it, goosebumps are standing up, are there?
Why are the adventurers you have cultivated so far-sighted? This machine has gone to great lengths to release an epic mission, and you guys went straight to the construction site to move bricks, and I still expect you to throw the pot at me!
Can you be a little ideal, for example, set a small goal first?
After a lot of calculations, the Lord God decided to add some motivation to the adventurers. After an epic return, the main god has started the epic reward mode.
"Ding, the exploration progress of the epic quest has reached 1%, and the achievement exchange is open."
A special exchange list appeared on the panel of Lao Qin and the others, with various cultivation techniques, magic props, sci-fi equipment, and even a freedom token. These things are clicked to indicate that the Epic quest exploration progress is insufficient and cannot be redeemed.
What does this mean?! Could it be that if the exploration progress meets the requirements, these can also be brought into the real world? In particular, the meaning of the token of freedom, isn't it......
Isn't it a fart, with a hundred memories of the main god, she can't break the eternal seal.
These are bait, luring adventurers into working hard. After all, it is the ultimate dream of every adventurer to break away from the world of the main god and call the wind and rain in the real world with supreme power.
As for how the adventurers couldn't exchange these artifacts in the end...... Why, has the machine said the redemption conditions? The exchange condition is to kill the six big guys of the alliance, and you can't do it, so blame the locals?
For the first time, the Buddhist and upright god learned to play scheming, and Lao Qin and the others really got into the trap, and finally remembered the real task while moving bricks.