I often stay up late.

It's not good to stay up late, it's not good for the skin, it's not good for the heart...... I know. I've read dozens of news about young people staying up all night and dying suddenly.

And I know it firsthand. Yesterday I stayed up late to play liver games and died.

I'm dead.

I fell asleep suddenly, and when I woke up, I was floating in the air with a girl in a white dress.

The girl bowed her head and took notes: at 3:20 a.m., male, thirty-one years old, died suddenly.

She ripped off a copy and gave it to me: your death record. Go through the formalities.

My body was still lying there, and my phone screen was on. I'm sad: I'm just one last dog food pack away, and I'll be able to get Luna's wife to full level......

The girl in the white dress was shocked: You also beat the cat lady?!

There are not many cat girl players in China, and it is rare to meet a like-minded person face-to-face, and we are all instantly excited.

Girl: So, I'll let you go back for fifteen minutes, only fifteen minutes, and you go and make your wife full.

I briefly revived for fifteen minutes, brushing up on the last copy of the experience for the paper man's wife. The white skirt was lying on the side the whole time: Ah, you have this too...... Do you have this too? You've practiced this!

In the end, he simply took out his mobile phone and connected the two of them, and they played until dawn.

As soon as she saw that it was dawn, the white skirt panicked: I forgot that you are dead, it's over, the list is overtime......

Me: Who the hell are you?

The girl showed me a work card: Bai Wuchang, trainee, my brother is on a business trip, and I will take a shift for him.

Me: What happens when it times out?

The girl frowned: my brother will be deducted from his salary......

…… This punishment is unexpectedly light.

Because I was afraid of being scolded by my brother, Xiaobai temporarily lived with me. I can live for an extra month, because the book of life and death is settled at the end of each month.

One rainy day, Xiaobai and I went out for supper, and we saw a three-flowered cat on the side of the road soaking wet. After taking the cat home and drying it, I kept it in the shoe closet for the time being and let it go when the rain stopped.

No way, the rented apartment can't have pets.

Xiaobai: You like cats very much.

I'm fond of cats. When I was a child, I almost drowned for a cat.

It was when I was in elementary school, and at the end of school, I saw two classmates wrapping kittens in plastic bags and throwing them into the river. I didn't actually know how to swim, but I jumped into the water to catch it.

Fortunately, the passer-by next to me passed by and rescued me and the cat. The little brother saw me take the kitten out of the plastic bag and said, "It owes you a life."

On the third day, the rain stopped, and Xiaobai and I went to the park to let it go. Sanhua refused to go, meowing and sleeping on my feet.

I smiled wryly: I can support you by changing my residence. But it doesn't make much sense to change places, I'm dying.

Xiaobai was reluctant and held the fat cat in his arms. I sighed: Forget it, let's raise it.

I quit my job and went back to my hometown.

The hometown is a ninth-tier town, and the old man left a suite, and no one usually lives in it, and there is no rental market in the small city.

Anyway, I'm going to die in a week, so I simply moved back to the old house with Xiaobai and the cat. Life in the town is very laid-back, with daily games cleaned up during the day and evening strolls along the riverbank to find a barbecue stall to skewer.

To be honest, if I were to change the situation, this would probably be the peaceful life I yearn for.

I'm also familiar with Xiaobai. Xiaobai's brother is officially Bai Impermanence, who has suffered a big punishment for something before, and has been deducted from his salary by the judge for several years, and now he has a job to do, but he the judge and was thrown to hell on a business trip.

Xiaobai: But I think his relationship with the judge is okay.

Me: Why?

Xiaobai: My brother knows the password of the judge's salary card.

At night, while I was asleep, I suddenly heard a loud thunderclap. Xiaobai rushed in from next door: Oh no, my brother has found it!

Me: What should I do?

Xiaobai: You ...... Do you have any money?

Me: Huh?

Xiaobai: You prepare the money first, if you can pay back my brother's deducted salary, his anger may be a little lowered......

…… It's really money that can make the devil grind.

I looked at the deposit and thought to myself: ...... your hourly wage Is it high?

Xiaobai nodded seriously: Very high.

Xiaobai: Four cents and seven cents per hour during the day, and six yuan per night shift.

As soon as she finished speaking, a figure appeared at the door, and her voice was muffled: There is no night shift pay for the night shift now.

- Her brother is here.

Xiaobai: Brother.

Me: Brother.

Bai Wuchang looked at me: Who are you calling brother?

I don't ring anymore.

Xiaobai bowed his head and admitted his mistake: I let him live for an extra month...... Anyway, his book of life and death has run out of time......

Under the light, I felt a little familiar to this young man.

I:...... Well, have we seen it somewhere?

Bai Wuchang glared at me coldly: You don't remember the person who fished you out of the river?

After speaking, he looked at his sister again: What about you? You also don't remember the person who rescued you from the plastic bag?

Xiaobai screamed and slammed back into a cat. Her brother sighed: she hadn't been able to turn into a cat or a human at that time, and she was caught by a few bear children.

Bai Wuchang: I was looking for her when I saw you diving into the water to save her. I was punished for this.

Me: Huh? Why?

Bai Wuchang: Because you died in the river at that time.

I froze.

- Actually, when I jumped into the river that day, I was already drowning.

Xiaobai's brother couldn't help it, so he secretly changed the book of life and death, and gave me a few years of life expectancy for the other two bear children.

Bai Wuchang couldn't help it: the number of lives that he forcibly continued was over, and he could only die.

Little white nest meows and cries on my shoulder. The three-flowered cat that we picked up also woke up quietly and squatted beside it.

Xiaobai: Can't you give him a few more years from someone else's life and death book?

Bai Impermanence: No.

Sanhua: Yes.

The room was silent for a few seconds, and then all eyes were fixed on the three flowers.

Yes, Sanhua spoke just now.

Sanhua yawned and turned into a young man with a hippie smile: Anyway, Lao Bai, the two books of life and death that you changed at that time were all with me, and I didn't put them back, and kept holding them.

Bai Wuchang and Xiao Bai both stared at him. I asked: Who is he?

Xiaobai: Judge.

I belong to an anomalous life form, and the judge is idle, so he came to see me, but I didn't expect to be picked up by us.

When those two bear children grew up, they didn't do anything good. The judge thinks that their lives are precious, and if I make do with them, they will give me all their lives.

Next month, I'm looking for a job again.

Xiaobai moved in. My brother finally renewed my life, and the judge deducted my salary for another 100 years. Xiaobai: That's it. Don't worry about my brother starving to death, the judge will give him his card.

I owe her brother a hundred years, and I owe her a hundred years.

I'm going to have to be a shovel officer for her for a hundred years.