“DEFEAT！”

Yan Anqing looked at his record of 1 kill, 7 deaths and 7 assists, and put down his phone with a dark face: "Teammates can." ”

"Me, garbage."

Theoretically, this shouldn't happen.

In terms of hand speed and reaction ability, he is definitely the strongest and invincible existence on the earth at present, but as soon as he plays MOBA games, he will fail miserably one after another, and his record is blood-red, and he can't bear to look at it directly.

Ten Q version villains stumbled on their phones.

"Father, I can help you modify the game data, so ...... Flashes have no cooldown, the cast range is doubled, and punishment can be used not only on monsters, but also directly on enemy heroes, how about it? ”

"Father, I've done the one-click five-kill function, do you want to try it?"

"Wow! You are so cunning! ”

"The auxiliary program for the automatic movement dodge skill has been completed and is ready to be used."

"You don't understand at all, the best game cheating experience is not absolute invincibility, but, just a little bit stronger than the enemy - I have done a good job of the program that can always fight back with blood."

“……！ I believe that the Father is the most just being in the Infinite Plane! He's not going to use any of the cheats you've offered! ”

Hearing the words of Phil, the ruler of justice, Mr. Yan Anqing silently chewed the words that came to his mouth and swallowed them into his stomach.

With a straight face, he said righteously: "Experiencing failure is also an important part of enjoying the fun of the game, and if you don't fail, you won't be able to taste the joy and pleasure of success." ”

In the mobile phone display, the Q version of Yan Shiyi's cool hands around his chest are incompatible with the ten dominator brothers and sisters.

He will not do anything to affect the will of the Father.

Whatever the Father commands, He will ensure that it is fulfilled.

That's what separates Him from his ten brothers and sisters.

What the digital beings said later, Yan Anqing didn't hear a word.

Because the red panda suddenly appeared on the edge of the field of vision.

Only half of the body can be seen.

Yan Anqing watched expressionlessly as it ran around in her field of vision, holding two things that looked like earbuds in her hands.

Well.

At this moment, my hearing is temporarily blocked, and I can't hear anything.

The red panda customer service who successfully competed for favor with off-board tricks, blushed and took out two brond-edged pennants with red backgrounds from behind his back.

The words "Gynecology" and "Holy Hand" are written on them.

The two pennants were connected into a text bubble: "Congratulations to the player for the achievement [Gynecology Holy Hand]." ”

"You have successfully solved the problems of difficult mating, reproduction, and childbirth of the transcendent beings on the earth, making the birth of the transcendent fetus possible!"

"The current main quest completion progress is: 80/100."

After the hair was completed, the black and white dumplings disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Yan Anqing, whose hearing had returned to normal, glanced at the little people on her mobile phone and said, "Okay, let's do our own thing." ”

He just wants to complain now.

Why not the Holy Hand of Pediatrics?

……

There are two flowers, one on each branch.

Huaguo, a province, in a house on the outskirts of the city.

Ji Ruizhi knelt in front of the computer desk, staring at the string of words and pictures on the display screen, his eyes were blood-red, and his forehead was bruised.

"Draft! A bunch of shit-lucky cubs! ”

His mouth muttered some elegant and easy-going words, but his face looked hideous and distorted, and his nose was constantly panting.

The pain in my heart felt like a knife.

In the display, there is a picture.

It was a round black pill, looking at its efficacy description and taste, Ji Ruizhi could be 100% sure that it was the item produced by the crescent moon jade pendant he had obtained before.

On today's earth, any topic related to the transcendent is inherently extremely hot.

Bigu Dan!

The name of this thing has now spread all over the world.

After the analysis and research of scientists from all over the world, it has been found that this pill with a very random name is not just a "fetal protection drug".

It is also a very good nutritional supplement for extraordinary people who do not have the need to have children.

On the side of the legendary Dr. Yan, the cost of diagnosis and treatment fluctuates very much, and it is said that it is taken according to one percent of the patient's family's wealth.

This is a strange phenomenon.

For some poor couples, a vase of "fetal protection medicine" only costs dozens to hundreds of yuan.

And its price cap ......

There is no upper limit!

It is said that Yan Blackheart and Old Chinese Medicine Doctor once sold this thing for a bottle of tens of millions of dollars.

As for private resale?

Yes, please feel free to do so.

It is worth mentioning ......

Those who are opportunistic and want to cheat drugs to make huge profits are all closed.

Old Man Yan can always accurately distinguish who is the real demander and who comes with a different mind.

"Grass! Grass! Grass! ”

Ji Ruizhi looked at the price of these Bigu Dan, clenched his fists tightly, slapped the keyboard frantically, and gave bad reviews on the Internet.

"What kind of garbage Bigu Dan, it's all a fake!"

"All have great side effects! I spent 50,000 yuan and bought one, and after my dad ate this thing, he vomited and diarrhea, and had diarrhea for many days before he returned to normal! ”

"You people who don't believe in science always think that metaphysical things are good."

"I just want to say hehe, you're going to pay for it!"

But there is no point in posting such a bad review, it can only nourish the vicious flower called "regret" and bloom the fruits of pain in Ji Ruizhi's heart.

Because he knows it in his heart.

The value of Tsukidan was a thousand times higher than he had originally expected.

Syllable!

Ji Ruizhi slapped himself, and his face suddenly became red and swollen.

But physical pain is incomparable to spiritual pain!

Now, there is a Bigu Dan on the market, which can sell for 20,000 to 50,000 soft girl coins!

There is no market!

If that crescent jade pendant is still in your hand at this time......

It's easy to get hundreds of thousands of yen a day!

Syllable!

Ji Ruizhi slapped himself with another ear scraper.

Regret!

He's super sorry now!

I have a bad breath in my heart!

Ji Ruizhi has been messing around, refusing to work, and always throwing the responsibility to the team members, although he will occasionally be scolded by the boss, but he doesn't care.

The key question is......

His company, some time ago, because of poor performance, the boss officially declared bankruptcy.

All the employees have lost their jobs - including Ji Ruizhi himself, of course.

Every week, he spends half a day going out to submit his resume and look for a job.

It's a pity that for so long, nothing has been gained.

"Grass! What a useless old thing! ”

Ji Ruizhi couldn't help but scold.

His resume was written with the help of his parents.

In his opinion, the reason why he can't find a job is because his parents' relationship is not strong enough and his resume is not good enough.

(Add more to the 1000 achievements for the monthly pass!) Don't set a goal today, write as much as you want to update! Come on! ）

(Will of the World: ...... How should this man be punished? Tangled...... Just erase it? There's no beauty...... ）