The little splash monkey who didn't clean up didn't dare to be cleaned up here anymore, so he went to take a shower and prepare to rest.

Bathing in the countryside is actually very troublesome, you have to boil water and sit in a large wooden barrel to wash.

Sun Simiao didn't like this primitive way of bathing.

Because my grandmother was not at ease, she gave her a bath every time.

Obviously called her big girl, but she still did it herself.

Big girls will be embarrassed.

"Ouch, tickle!"

Sun Simiao couldn't stand her grandmother's big hands, and the soles of her feet were particularly itchy.

Ma Dalan patted her on the soles of her feet angrily:

"I'm still meowing! Don't scream! ”

Look at the squeamish granddaughter, rubbing the soles of her feet is still itchy.

Sun Simiao wants to cry, can she blame her?

Isn't it normal to have a sensitive feeling on the soles of your feet?

said that she wouldn't let her grandmother help rub the soles of her feet, but she didn't listen.

It's not good to have calluses on the soles of your feet.

But the calluses on your old hands are not itchy.

"Niuniu, I'm a big girl in the future, I can't just let the adults hug me, shame!"

Ma Dalan thought of Sun Simiao's words today, and her heart was tired!

"Also, this girl has to be reserved, but she can't be as coquettish as she was when she was a child."

As the child grows up, he pays attention to more things.

"Especially you can't just be as bare as a boy x eggs, and you can't lift your skirt casually!"

What's going to be done?

Sun Simiao's black line came out.

Grandma, is this going to start early wolf prevention education for girls?

But she didn't need to.

But can she say?

No!

As long as she dared to say it, her grandmother would be able to clean her up.

It's rare for grandma to tell her this, listen.

It's really hard for Ma Dalan, a woman who is tougher than a man, and she teaches her granddaughter how to protect herself.

After taking a bath, Sun Simiao lay in Ma Dalan's arms and didn't come out.

"Grandma, I'll sleep with you tonight!"

Where to find such a good grandma?

Can looks make all the difference?

No.

The mean-looking grandmother is actually the most kind-hearted.

Her goodness needs to be discovered with the heart.

Ma Dalan patted her granddaughter's back, although she didn't want to dislike it, but she took the initiative to carry the person to the kang and stuff it into the quilt.

This is the difference between the standard and the outside.

But Sun Simiao likes it.

Put your feet on your grandfather's belly, tilt your head and watch your grandfather write and draw over there.

"Grandpa, what do you write? Why are there still pictures? ”

Looking at the content of Sun Shenguo's kraft book, a mess appeared in his mind.

Is this writing a book from heaven?

Why can't you read it?

Sun Shenguo patted his granddaughter's head, exposed the notebook, pointed to the picture above and said:

"These are grandpa's passwords, and no one can read them except grandpa!"

Indeed, I don't understand!

This group of abstract paintings, Picasso probably couldn't understand it when he came.

Sun Shenguo proudly showed his masterpiece.

After a long time, Sun Simiao suddenly shouted in a flash of inspiration:

"Grandpa, you can't write these words so you use pictures instead, right?"

This is Sun Silin's favorite.

Recently, Sun Simiao asked him to learn to write a diary.

But where would he?

I wrote it with pinyin and a man, and it was an eye-opener to see Sun Simiao.

It opens up the world of illiteracy, and there are simply no graphics in it that no one can't think of, only what you can't understand.

And grandpa's notes are particularly in line with Sun Silin's diary mode.

Close the notebook, this granddaughter.

What nonsense is the truth?

Ma Dalan also got on the kang, spread out his gray hair, and combed it with a wooden comb.

She has the habit of combing her scalp a thousand times before going to bed, which is simply terrifying.

Anyway, Sun Simiao couldn't do it, she was afraid that she would comb her hair bald.

Seeing his old man like that, he directly exposed his old bottom:

"Where did Niu Niu say wrong? You are stupid, you can draw inferences from the ability to fight with one ear, but you are learning to read and write, and you still remember mistakes after learning for so many years! ”

This old bottom is revealed.

Sun Shenguo immediately lost his temper, how much does this fall in front of his granddaughter?

"Where am I stupid? If I hadn't been tired of those people's style, I'd be a commander now! ”

That's true.

But there is no such thing as a non-existent.

Mardalan should not be at all:

"Commander? Just you? A big illiterate one, when the superior issued a document, you can't read it, is it a shame? ”

That's the truth.

Sun Shenguo was angry:

"It's better for me to know more big characters than if you know everything, you also know the earthworm text of the old Maozi, you also know the words of the fake foreign devil, and you also know the words of the little Japanese devil's missing arms and legs, but what's the use? Still not living with me? ”

Oops, I'll go!

Sun Simiao never knew that her grandmother was so powerful.

What is this called?

I thought you were a bronze, but it turned out to be a king!

Amazing, right?

Sun Simiao immediately leaned on her grandmother's lap and asked:

"Grandma, do you really speak Japanese, Russian, English?"

That's awesome!

Ma Dalan pushed his granddaughter's head away from his lap, don't you know how old?

This is easy to get numb in the legs when lying on the stomach.

"What's that, grandma knows a lot, grandma was an undercover person back then, and she was like a fish in water in the French Concession in Shanghai, not only can she speak this, but grandma can also speak French!"

Then Ma Dalan read a paragraph with emotion:

surmescahiersd'écolier

surmonpupitrelesarbres

sursablesurneige

j'écristonnom

This is "Liberty" written by the French poet Paul Éluard, and it also became a spiritual weapon in France against the Germans in World War II.

I didn't expect Mardalan to do the same.

It's so deranged.

Who would have imagined that on the big kang in the countryside, a mean-looking old lady would read a poem that would make people intoxicated?

Anyway, Sun Simiao was completely stupid.

It felt like it was beyond her bottom line.

In Sun Simiao's impression, grandma is a little capable red lady.

But her grandmother, who knows four foreign languages, really doesn't look like it.

After Ma Dalan finished reading, he suddenly patted the edge of the kang with a peach wood comb:

"I'm blind to my passion, and you don't understand!"

Ahem...

Sure enough, this is Ma Dalan.

That was a hallucination just now.

It's really an illusion.

Hallucination!

But it didn't work!

Sun Simiao was so excited.

This grandma is so good, she is so happy.

Did you leave here when you were blind in your previous life and go to the provincial capital to find guilt?

Sun Shenguo also put away the infatuation at that moment.

He clicked his lips and said:

"Back then, I was attracted by your grandmother's appearance, thinking that this little girl was so powerful, so powerful that I didn't care about her appearance!"

Affection for grandpa is because of inner beauty in love with grandma.

Mardalan raised his eyebrows!

"What? Dislike my ugliness? ”

"It's late!"

"In this life, you are my Ma Dalan's man, and you are buried in a tomb when you die!"

Mighty and domineering.

Sun Simiao admired it very much.

Sun Shenguo smiled bitterly, he was just telling his granddaughter, where did he dislike her for being ugly?

I've been used to watching it for so many years.

"Grandma, I'll just say why I can speak it when I read and listen to those foreign languages again, feelings are genetic!"