Teng Snake is a fool with itchy skin all the time, but its talent is real!

After only a few minutes of flying behind it, Ye Yi saw something unexpected.

A strange sac of honey-like golden liquid that kept coming out.

"What is this?"

Ye Yi asked Teng Snake rhetorically.

Teng Snake: "How do I know! But it looks delicious. ”

“…… I don't think I really should have asked you a question right now. ”

Ye Yi complained.

Teng Snake: "Hey, hey. People aren't good people in the first place! ”

"Not only are you not a good person, you guy is full of evil at all, and every pore on your body has an unpleasant smell!"

Ye Yi scolded Teng Snake to the point of squirting blood.

Teng Snake was not angry, and said slowly: "Even if I am a trash, I am also the most precious trash around you, isn't it?" ”

"It seems that this is the truth......

Ye Yi fell into deep thought.

Teng Snake took the opportunity to bewitch and said: "Since I am very important to you, you can be a little better to me~ I'm your pet~"

"I'm sorry, I didn't think to spoil you."

Ye Yi unceremoniously poured a basin of cold water.

Teng Snake: "Master~"

"Don't be coquettish to me, I don't like it," Ye Yi said, "It's a little disgusting." ”

"Where is it disgusting~ It's obviously super invincible cute~"

Teng Snake is shameless to the extreme, and he pretends to be cute when he opens his mouth.

Ye Yi felt that he was about to be mad by this guy, and said bitterly: "If you feel wronged by following me, I can let you go now." ”

"No!"

The snake screamed.

It doesn't want to get out of here!

There are so many good things in this place, why let it leave, it must follow Ye Yi, because Ye Yi is the biggest guy in this world, and its future and its good luck are all tied to Ye Yi!

“…… Do you remember when you were the treasure of the book country? ”

Ye Yi was speechless.

Teng Snake: "Of course I do, but what does this have to do with me?" People just like you! I'm going to be with you~"

Teng snake plays coquettish.

However, Ye Yi doesn't buy this set much, and Teng Snake's coquettishness doesn't make any sense, but it makes Ye Yi feel a little-

"Do you really know what you're talking about?"

Ye Yi asked Teng Snake rhetorically.

Teng snake pounded garlic like a desperate nod.

Ye Yi: "I don't think you know what I'm asking you. ”

Teng Snake: "Where! People are obviously super innocent and cute little white~ People don't have any excessive requirements for the owner~ People just want to tell the owner that people are so cute and cute, people like it so much, people ......"

"If you don't shut up for me, I'll make you unable to speak for the rest of your life!"

Ye Yi was furious.

Teng Snake decisively closed its mouth, it knew that Ye Yi couldn't talk casually when he was angry.

Ye Yi then took another breath and said, "Do you know why I value you?" ”

"Why?"

"Because you're a more wasteful genius than I ever thought." Ye Yi said, "I obviously have the top talent, but I only know how to eat and drink all day long, I don't have a little normal thinking, and my brain is all spent on pleasing others......"

"That's because I'm really rubbish, I just want to please my master, which is you......"

Teng Snake showed 100,000 flattery.

Ye Yi shook his head and said, "You know what you're talking about, but you never pretend you don't know. ”

"Well, because it's easier to get by playing stupid."

Teng Snake was blunt.

Ye Yi: "But you can't play stupid for a lifetime, if you continue like this for another lifetime, I'm really worried that we will become enemies in the future." ”

"Why did you become an enemy?"

Teng Snake doesn't understand.

Even if it pretends to be crazy and stupid a little, it won't become an enemy with its own master!

"Because I'm going all the way to the top, and you've been standing still, and after a long time, isn't our relationship an enemy?"

“…… It seems to be the truth! ”

Teng Snake "suddenly realized", and then asked an even more stupid question: "Master...... ...... hosts"

"What for?"

"Am I really bad and stupid? Am I really a waste? ”

"What do you say?"

Ye Yi gritted his teeth and looked at the Teng Snake.

Teng Snake secretly curled up his body, fearing that Ye Yi's angry gaze would turn it into red barbecue snake meat.

Ye Yi: "Actually, you're not as bad as I thought, it's just that you guys are really a little ...... in doing things."

"Something?"

Teng Snake asked with interest.

Ye Yi: "It's rubbish! ”

"Then I'm a piece of garbage, and if I hadn't met you, I might have to survive in a cave for the rest of my life, or be used as a god by those priests who don't understand my value at all...... In fact, they didn't know that my body could be reshaped, they only knew that I had a little ability, and I looked like a flying snake...... They are really rubbish ......."

"But you're clearly more rubbish when you're with me!"

Ye Yi said speechlessly.

Teng Snake: "Because I know that the master is very powerful, I only need to concentrate on paddling to live well by the master's side, why work hard?" ”

“……”

Ye took a breath and decided not to waste time and tongues with this waste.

Teng Snake saw that Ye Yi was unhappy, so he could only pretend to say: "Master, the people who are following us have been ambushed, and it feels like they will attack within three hours." ”

"Finally ......"

Hearing that the enemy was ready to attack him, Ye Yi even breathed a sigh of relief.

According to the rules of the patriarch, excessive justification is also considered a violation of family rules, but as long as she-

Don't kill anyone!

Anyway, there is a punishment in the world that makes people not die, but it is almost the same as death!

One day, this group of people will know that death is not the most terrible punishment, and that there are many, many ways to make life worse than death.

"Are they preparing to attack me?"

Because he didn't want to see this group of people who were in the nest, Ye Yi even felt that they had a little more talking ability and cultivation ability than animals.

Considering that this is the cultivation realm, and many animals and plants can cultivate, Ye Yi couldn't help but equate this group of wastes with animals.

And Teng Snake saw Ye Yi's displeasure, and quickly echoed and said: "They are all wastes that are inferior to a group of livestock, the master must not treat them as human beings, I think they live in this world is the biggest insult to a genius like the master!" ”

"What an insult?"

Ye Yi smiled, and at the same time he was extremely scathing.

"Of course it is—what qualifies a waste to be with a genius like my master! Their existence is simply deliberate! It must be that God can't see that the master is doing too well, and deliberately let them toss and humiliate the master! Master, hurry up and kill them! ”

(End of chapter)