Chapter 86: Lao Tzu Wins at the Starting Line
The young man solemnly agreed, and then called someone to take over the task of the gate, and went in with his things.
"Go, go, go, don't get in the way. The National Teacher is back, and our Bagua Building is about to reopen. If you want to see the demeanor of the national teacher, wait for the sacrifice to see. Qigua waved his hand.
So many show girls must be counted within three days, and all of them must be marked next to the name of the show girl.
These are also options for plus points.
A woman's birth date is generally not passed on, and it is only presented at the draft.
"Let us in, we won't come in. What kind of gossip and gossip, I think you are cheating on steamed buns to eat. Zhou Laosan took his sister and left, for fear of losing this sister.
Zhou Yanzi is also up to him.
The seven trigrams behind him jumped to his feet angrily, but he was afraid of waiting for the hexagram in the palace, so he hurriedly entered.
It is said that His Majesty was born with a vision from heaven, and it is an excellent destiny.
"Sister, don't believe it, these charlatans. It's just to see how cute you look and lie to you. It's still the sincerity of the people in our village. Zhou Laosan did not forget to slander the gossip.
Shisu covered her mouth and smiled, she couldn't hide her love for her sister.
"This gossip building is a bit capable. When the queen was pregnant, the national teacher was ordered to practice, only to know that the dragon seed carried by the queen was the reincarnation of the tenth generation of good people, and this life brought blessings, and she was born with the favor that the world could not get. It's the kind of person who is truly favored by God. Born in the royal family, it is destined to lead us to a prosperous age. His Majesty was very happy at that time, and celebrated for three days. are waiting for the birth of the crown prince. ”
"On the day of the crown prince's birth, three rainbows in the palace ran through the entire palace. The entire palace is enveloped in it, like a fairyland. Thousands of birds gathered in the sky above the palace to celebrate the birth of the crown prince, and the whole capital was fragrant, and the smell made people feel refreshed. At that time, His Majesty took the Manchu Dynasty civil and military to bow down to the sky, and vowed to take us to the prosperous world. It is said that at that time, three thunders fell from the sky, but I am afraid that the heavens took it seriously. Shisu was only one or two years old at the time, and at that time the news spread all over the country, and she remembered it clearly when she was young.
Zhou Laosan has lived in the village since he was a child, how can he hear such a fantastical thing, he will be stunned.
"And then, and then?" Asked anxiously.
Later, she was robbed at birth, and the queen fainted on the spot. It is said that it was a month later to recover it. Zi Su had palpitations, and His Majesty was furious at that time, and successively beheaded more than 200 palace maids and guards in Niangniang's palace.
It was a river of blood.
"After his return, His Majesty made a prince, and he taught him very strictly since he was a child. But I don't know if it's the blessing of giving birth to a prince, Your Majesty doesn't seem to have given birth to a son for so many years. There is only a little prince, and his body is extremely weak, so I don't know if he can raise CDs. Shiso's voice was very low, and it was not a good thing to talk about His Majesty.
Of course, there are still rumors among the people.
said that the one in the palace did something to make the heavens angry, and this is not a good heir. This is a punishment for royalty.
Naturally, these things are not dared to mention.
Zhou Laosan swallowed his saliva again and again when he heard it, he didn't expect that the prince to be so blessed, he really couldn't see it.
He glanced at Quanfu Town from a distance, and always felt that he had a heartless appearance.
However, when I thought that he would lead the people of the Manchu Dynasty to a prosperous era, everyone could dress warmly, and everyone could eat enough, I had a little more respect for him.
Zhou Yanci didn't say a word, but his heart was overturned.
The shiso hasn't stopped here.
"Speaking of legends, our future uncle will not show weakness. Merely...... Ahem, such a reputation is not as good as that of the prince. Zi Su's voice was weak, for fear that Zhou Yanci would be unhappy.
Folk rumors say that the crown prince and General Xie are simply two extremes. I'm afraid that one is carefully carved by God, and the other is stepped on.
"When the general was born, it rained heavily for three days, and he also knocked down a crooked-necked tree in the mansion of Marquis Xie. The roof of the Xie family was full of bird droppings. There is still a strange smell in Beijing. Shiso said slowly.
Zhou Laosan burst out laughing.
"Is this the opposite of the birth of the prince? I don't know, I think God married his daughter and deliberately embarrassed his son-in-law. Fortunately, the prince is a man. Zhou Laosan was about to die of laughter.
The rainbow ran through the entire palace, and it rained heavily for three days. When thousands of birds chirp in unison, he fills the house with bird droppings. The whole city smells strange, and he smells all over the city......
It is said that the mother who delivered the baby changed three batches and couldn't stand the smell.
The deep malice couldn't have gone deeper.
Xie Jingxiu: What can I do, I'm also desperate.
It's as if God wants to tear this layer of skin and beat him up. Fortunately, God wants face, so he gave a verbal warning.
The more people thought about that scene, the more they laughed, and Rao is Zhou Yanci was a little distracted, and he couldn't laugh straight.
It's been a long time, how did you survive such unlucky.
Zhou Laosan asked.
"Don't say that General Xie's luck is really weird, no matter how unlucky he is, he will keep his breath and not let him die. Torture him thousands of times, but he will not let him die. Xiaoxi answered in the back.
"It's really like my father-in-law looks at my son-in-law, and the more I look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes, my sister got married at that time, and my father is so embarrassed for my brother-in-law. Looking horizontally and vertically, the nose is not the nose, the eyes are not eyes, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a trafficker. Xiaoxi sighed.
At that time, she had not yet been sold into slavery, but she was optimistic and knew that there was no surplus food at home, and it was really helpless.
A few people laughed madly when they heard this parable, which actually looked like it.
It's just that the prince is a man, and everyone doesn't think much about it.
"But no matter how unlucky he is, he will marry a daughter-in-law, which shows that God is still merciful." Zi Su said with a smile, relieved to see that Zhou Yanci was not angry.
God: I can't bear to be a widow, you know a fart!
Which father-in-law have you ever seen marrying his daughter and grinning?
Zhou Yanci pursed his lips, really wondering how he grew so big. It must be another history of blood and tears.
But speaking of which, it seems that she was born differently in her previous life.
Her mother was pregnant with her for two years, and there were rumors around her that she was pregnant with a monster. Heng Zhi had no money at home, so he simply moved to his hometown to live.
At that time, the conditions at home were not good, but every morning when you get up there is a colorful golden pheasant or a peacock outside the door? Even all kinds of birds and fish, but all of them have one thing in common, whether they have meat or not, they all look very good.
I don't know where it came from.
Later, someone came out to squat in the toilet at night, passed by the door of her house, and it is said that he saw a bird lining up and flew over and crashed to death at the door.
The glorious bird face is simply terrifying.
Later, on the day of her birth, birds and insects chirped all night in the mountains, and the next day her door was full of animal corpses. I can't finish eating.
Frightened, the village only shouted that the mountain god was angry, and he knelt for two days before he dared to get up.
Later, the family was kicked out of the village.
It seems that he is afraid that her birth will bring disaster to the village.
Later, after leaving, a mudslide erupted in the mountains and really buried the village.
I guess I shouldn't have driven her out of the village on the day she was born.