Chapter 159: Three Green Ghosts
"Found you, stinky boy."
A glamorous female ghost in a red veil, a blind old ghost, on crutches, and a hanged ghost, with thick lips, tongue in his mouth, a face like white paper, and big eyes, stared at me.
"Three ......" Ma Yiping just said, wow, he slapped the female ghost in red, flew into the distance, and rolled on the ground a few times before he fixed his figure.
"Lanterns, lanterns, where are my lanterns, return my lanterns."
Suddenly, I remembered, these three ghosts were all encountered by Qi Yinshan after I went down to the Yin Cao and rescued Yin Qiujian from the city of vain death, and they came to find me?
I looked at the three of them suspiciously, and suddenly, I remembered that a few days ago, Zhao Yuyang told me that there are three powerful green ghosts around here, and they are them.
"But let's find it, hehe, you kid, dare to slap my mother in the face." The female ghost in red said, dragging my chin with one hand.
"Hehe, boy, you modern people, don't you know how to respect the elderly, so ruthless, kick me down, old man, I fell miserably." The blind old ghost struck me on the head with a cane.
"Lanterns, lanterns, give me back the lanterns."
The thick-lipped and big-eyed hangman stuck out his tongue and wrapped it around my neck.
"You three, when I don't exist? Get out of the way. That night lobbying, all of a sudden, flew over, and suddenly, the three of them turned their heads and shouted in unison.
"Get out."
The three of them were full of green light, and they were stunned for a while, and then smiled.
"Okay, okay, boy, it seems that you have provoked a lot of people, these three guys, but they are very powerful, and they will be enough for you later."
That night of lobbying, laughing, and walking away, I felt a little exhausted, my eyes were black, and I fainted.
Weak, I slept soundly, I don't know how long I slept, I felt a spasm in my right hand, violently, opened my eyes, wow, I screamed, it was the thick-lipped and big-eyed hanged ghost, floating on top of me, two big eyes, looking at me.
"Lantern, lantern, hehe......" The hanged man laughed stupidly, and suddenly, I felt a strange look, and looked to the right in surprise, it was my hand, which was connected intact, I moved my fingers and pinched my mouth, not fierce.
Suddenly, I gave the hanged man, with his slippery tongue, rolled it up, and put it in the right position, and there was a smell of smoke, and the blind old ghost was smoking a dry cigarette, and it smelled a little bad, and I coughed, and then there was a thick scent.
I found that I was in Mao Yiping's house, and the female ghost in red was sitting on the table, with a large mirror, and a large pile of cosmetics in front of her, fiddling with it.
"Stop drawing, dead girl, you're not busy with business, look at your grimace, it's not all the same." The blind old ghost shouted, and the female ghost in red turned her head.
Suddenly, I snorted and laughed, clutching my stomach, and the hanged man next to me also giggled, his tongue fluttering, and the spitting stars kept splashing over.
I saw the female ghost in red, painted her whole face snow-white, and put a thick layer of lipstick on her mouth, which is called makeup, as if she was applying flour, so she directly smeared the foundation on her face.
"Hmph, you don't know how to appreciate, do you think I'm beautiful?"
The female ghost in red asked, I held my breath, tears flowed out, but I still nodded.
Knock knock, the blind old ghost banged on the table.
"Didn't you say you were going to come up to find the enemy, and now that you've found it, it's time to get down to business, right?"
"Wait, three, I got some glutinous rice balls in the kitchen, it's not too late for you to eat them first, this kid, I'll show you."
Mao Yiping said, walked out of the kitchen, as soon as the three ghosts heard it, they hurriedly went to the kitchen, and I also smelled a smell of glutinous rice.
There was a snapping sound, and it seemed that something had knocked over, Mao Yiping looked at the three ghosts, smiled, and then walked over and whispered to me.
"Little brother Qingyuan, although these three ghosts are powerful, it seems that there is something wrong here."
Mao Yiping said, pointing to his head.
"You're a fool, aren't you?"
I smiled, remembering what Yin Qiujian told me, the ghosts of Qiyin Mountain, waiting for the enemy there, waiting for many years, many ghosts have mental problems, just like human neuroses.
I sighed.
"It's good to fool around a little, these three ghosts are easy to deal with." I looked at Mao Yiping, he seemed to have fooled these three ghosts many times, and I smiled heartily.
After a while, the three ghosts came out, and I almost laughed, the foundation on the female ghost's face fell off some, white in some places, dark in some places, her mouth was still moving, and her lipstick was also spent.
With a pop, I fell out of bed, then immediately got up and staggered.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, three, I didn't mean to do it at that time, I was in a hurry to run, you know, if I don't go back to the yang world, I won't be able to live, please forgive me, besides, there was a worse guy than me at that time."
"Like, dead old man."
"Dead girl, don't ask me, I can't see the old man."
Then the red-haired female ghost looked at the hanged ghost, but saw that he looked silly and stupid, sighed and shook her head.
"I don't have a good memory, I just remember that it was this kid who kicked me and punched me that day.
"Alas, dead girl, you pig brain, remember to eat the dog."
"What do you say, dead blind man?" The three ghosts were noisy again, and I laughed and shook my head.
"Stop making a fuss, what now? What should we do if the enemy is found? ”
The blind old ghost roared, and then all three of them looked at me, and for a while, the atmosphere in the room calmed down, and I blinked and looked at them, for a long time, without a word.
With a sigh, the female ghost in red laughed.
"What are we going to do?"
Ah, the blind old ghost, with wide eyes, looked at the female ghost in red with an incredible expression.
"Dead girl, didn't you invite the two of us, what did you say to come up to find the enemy, and now that you have found it, what do you say you are going to do?"
I saw the red-clothed female ghost blushing for a long time before she smiled stupidly and stroked her hair.
"People, I didn't think about it."
I only felt a buzzing in my head, and I sat on the bed, and I felt helpless, which made me cry and laugh, and saw that the three of them were about to quarrel again.
"Three, why don't you do that?"
The three green ghosts looked at me.
"Didn't you just come to the world, why don't you do this, I'll invite the three of you to eat, drink and have fun for a few days, you think slowly, and when you think about it, what are you going to do with me, and then make a decision."
Suddenly, three green ghosts floated up to me.
"That's it, I didn't expect you to be quite understanding!" The red-haired female ghost said, pinching my face with one hand, and the smell of perfume wafted over her.
"By the way, can you tell me, my hand ......"
"I picked it up from the old man."
My eyes widened with a thud.
"Am I not your enemy?"
"I saw you look like you were going to die last night, old man, I was a doctor before I was alive, so I can't watch you die, and besides, we have to wait for you to wake up, so we can take revenge!"
This time, instead of laughing, I bowed deeply to the blind old ghost.
"Thank you, old man."
"Hey, this little injury, you know, old man, I was alive, but a miracle doctor, not to mention a small arm, even if your head fell off, I also have a way to take it back."
I nodded, and then I ran out of the dormitory, saying that I would buy some food for the three green ghosts, and they danced happily without suspecting me, and I walked out of the dormitory and came to the little shop.
The female boss, with a happy look, I bought a lot of things.
"Oh, young man, I dreamed of my son last night, you went in that night, you really didn't meet a ghost, my son told me, that ghost, it's dead."
I nodded, took my things, and left.
Back at Mao Yiping's house, the three green ghosts couldn't wait to come over, eat, very happy, and I also bought wine.
"Little brother Qingyuan, you are lucky, I didn't expect you to have such a relationship with these three ghosts."
After I told Mao Yiping about the incident in Qiyin Mountain, he sighed.
For the next 5 days, I told them some modern things, bought them food, and the three ghosts were very honest, and I could only accompany the three of them every day except when I went home.
"Okay, it's time, it's almost time, I have to go back, that, you three, if you want to do what you want me to do, come to me."
"Nope." The female ghost in red said suddenly.
I groaned and looked at her.
"What if, what if, you run away? We've got to follow you. ”
"Yes, yes, young people nowadays, they are very cunning, in case you run away, where will we go to find you." The blind old ghost said, and the hanged man smirked, and his tongue stuck out and wrapped around my neck.
"Lanterns, lanterns."
Then I reluctantly agreed, and they followed me.
"Little brother Qingyuan, it seems that you can't get rid of these three ghosts." I sighed, smiled helplessly, and looked at the three ghosts, eating, the snacks I bought for them, and I stood up.
"Three, you can follow me, but you have to make an appointment with me for three chapters."
"Say it, Zhang Qingyuan." The female ghost in red was happily eating potato chips.
"In this way, the three of you, if you follow me, you are not allowed to do bad things, subordinates, this is the first point, the second point, don't meet with my family or friends, say that you are ghosts, only with my permission, and the third point, you are not allowed to mess around, you must listen to me."
I finished the three points with some concern, and the three of them didn't seem to react excessively.
"You have all right, listen to you, okay, didn't you say you wanted to take us back with you? Let's go, this place, tired of it. ”