Chapter 19: Collect a dog's leg

But it's just a piece of software, why don't you change the time?

Mei Jun thought about it for a while, and decided to tamper with the auspicious day, after all, if she said that, she was afraid that someone would be killed.

Then he quickly typed on the keyboard and changed the word B to himself.

Since his computer has a low resolution that is a little out of focus, it seems that there is almost no difference between the two words.

After a while, the radiator sounded like an old man coughing, but the content of the screen remained the same.

Mei Jun refreshed it a few more times, but it was still the same sentence.

Is there really a bug in this software? No, it seems to have changed, and the word B has become itself, but the content is still the same sentence.

Mei Jun looked at it word by word, only to find that the content on the computer had only changed one word.

"Master, aren't you okay?"

But the middle-aged man saw that Mei Jun was not finished yet, so he asked a little anxiously.

"That's good, but I want to ask if your son is almost 24 years old this year?"

Mei Jun immediately straightened her posture, moistened her throat with a dry cough, and said with a straight face.

"The master is really clever, I didn't expect that even my son's age has been calculated so accurately. ”

When the middle-aged man heard that the master had even calculated his son's age so accurately, he looked excited and praised him.

"If the master is right, these are all trivial. ”

Then he stood up and pulled out another stack of pink cuties in his bag.

"This is natural, if you can't even calculate your age, you don't dare to work for the well-being of all sentient beings. cough~cough, and these pink things outside the body have to be handed over to the contemptible people to send to the Nine Heavens, so that the Nine Heavens Supreme Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable can be purified and purified~"

Mei Jun glanced at the red number in the upper left corner of the computer screen, and then glanced at the date of birth on the white paper, then closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, and said something in his mouth.

But I secretly thought in my heart, you even gave Lao Tzu the date of your birthday, can't you even see your age?

"Yes, yes, everything is hard master. The middle-aged man took out a stack of pink cuties from his leather bag and put them on the table, and his movements were very quick.

"To tell you the truth, your future fortune is not good. Mei Jun frowned, pretending to be pensive.

"That's... What should I do then?" Hearing this, the middle-aged man was a little cramped and uneasy, and even accidentally kicked down the folding stool behind him.

"It's not a big deal. Mei Jun looked at the middle-aged man and took out another stack of money and said with a smile.

"Look over there!" he exclaimed, suddenly, pointing behind the middle-aged man.

After the middle-aged man turned his head, Mei Jun packed up the valuables such as the computer, ran into an alleyway, and disappeared in an instant.

And he didn't dare to take the money on the table, after all, this was a police uncle in front of him.

"This kid is a really fast runner, but when did he find out?"

The middle-aged man looked at Mei Jun's distant back thoughtfully, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked.

"Oh, it was the gust of wind just now. He lowered his head and straightened the collar of his coat, and suddenly glanced at a small section of dark green papers that had been revealed in his pocket.

At this time, the sun in the yard was shining, and a beam happened to hit the blade of grass where Mei Jun was.

Mei Jun learned that Su Pofu, a second-year teenager, was the son of the policeman, and almost wanted to beat him to death.

If it weren't for that policeman, Mei Jun probably wouldn't have become this ghost.

Since counting that hexagram, Mei Jun has frequently stepped on shit luck.

At first, he thought he had embarked on a peach blossom luck......

That day, he was in a bad mood and wanted to go to the bar to drink a few bottles of ice Coke, and he found his ex-girlfriend in the store.

Next, he accidentally had some friction with Zhu Jiao, and then the unreliable ex-girlfriend actually poisoned him.

Finally, a mold was regenerated.

Now, Mei Jun is still thinking about whether to really beat up the second-year teenager next to him who has become his lackey?

"Big brother, I've thought of a plan to get out of here. Suddenly, Su Po interrupted his thoughts with an exclamation.

"What a plan, hurry up, if it doesn't work again, Lao Tzu will beat you to death with one punch. Mei Jun said impatiently while lying on the blades of grass.

This secondary two guy has come up with several solutions that don't work at all.

If you bother Lao Tzu any more, just kill this lackey and little brother. This thought suddenly flashed through Mei Jun's mind.

"That's right, big brother, can't you mimic the mole cricket? And then we dig a tunnel in the ground with the help of the mole cricket's powerful digging ability, and then drill out of the ground, I don't believe that the ground can still be filled with cement. Su Po saw that Mei Jun was a little impatient, and hurriedly explained his well-thought-out plan in detail.

"You kid can. Mei Jun Huoran got up, patted him on the shoulder and said.

"You have a hole in your brain, do you think there is no danger in the field?" Then, he suddenly struck Su Pofu on the head with a heavy hammer.

"Big brother, I still have a plan B. Su Po said innocently.

"Plan B is this: we climb that old willow tree and fly out of the sky. Then he pointed to the tall old willow tree in the yard and continued.

"You kid thinks things are so simple, you think the worms here don't want to go out? ”

Mei Jun glanced at the walls on all sides, and there was a faint flash of electricity at the top of the wall.

Su Po thought about his two plans, which had failed before they were implemented, and said a little frustratedly: "How about that? ”

"Hmph, Lao Tzu naturally won't stay here with you and wait for death. Mei Jun snorted coldly and looked at the sun in the sky.

"But we couldn't get out. ”

"Who said we couldn't get out?"

"This courtyard is full of nets, will it open the door for us?"

"That's right, just let them open the door by themselves, see these cameras, and wait for Lao Tzu to eat all the things here, and then naturally the final boss will be fought in the end. Mei Jun pointed to one of the more than a thousand miniature cameras hidden around him, and said with a wicked smile.

"Uh-huh. Su Pofu lit the cone like a chicken pecking rice.

The day retreated, and the black curtain was covered up again, and a cool breeze brought in, making the patches of green grass swaying in a charming dance, opening a new prelude to the next fight.

"Speaking of which, big brother, why do you draw 'positive' on your thigh?" Su Pofu found that Mei Jun actually wrote orthographic words on his thigh, and said curiously.

"Naturally, it's to keep track of time. Stupid!"

"Well, but I heard that some women write right on their thighs, because of that......" Su Pofu looked at Mei Jun with strange eyes, and his body moved away slightly.

"Don't think about it! The reason why Zheng is used as a mark is naturally to prove that Lao Tzu is a righteous man and a gentleman!"

Mei Jun casually made up a reason, and rewarded Su Po with a heavy hammer.

In fact, he just remembered that when he was in elementary school, teachers always liked to use orthography to keep count, because it seemed clear and intuitive.

"Let's go, let's start hunting!"