Dongfang Xu looked at the 'old squad leader' sitting opposite him vigilantly: "Chief, what are you going to do?" ”

'Old squad leader': "Boy, you have to revel in your bedroom and be drunk behind closed doors, and show affection in front of Lao Tzu." ”

Dongfang Xu was scolded by him like this, and his old face couldn't help but turn red.

But a happy smile bloomed on his face: "Hehe, chief, are you envious?" ”

'Old squad leader': "......"

"Definitely."

Dongfang looked at him steadily, "People of your time will not understand the love of our young people. ”

"Stinky boy, you know a P."

The 'old squad leader' was so angry with him that his face collapsed in an instant, and he almost laughed.

Dongfang Xu raised his eyebrows: "Who said I don't understand?" ”

As he spoke, he raised the snow-white cotton shirt in his hand, and said dementedly: "Look at the love thread coat sent by my daughter-in-law." ”

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The 'old squad leader' saw that the more he talked, the more embarrassed he became, and he glared at him, "If you kid dares to get scared in front of Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will confiscate all your things." ”

Dongfang Xu: How can "......" operate like this? If you say you can't win, you will overwhelm others.

I want to think about it, but he really doesn't dare to give the other party a bar.

I'm afraid that he will really confiscate all the good things that Yiyi sent him.

Dongfang Xu hurriedly wrapped the thread around his neck, reached out and picked up the two cans and bottles and raised them: "Chief, this bottle is filled with that water." ”

"How's that?"

How much can a 500ml canned food bottle hold?

Dongfang Xu looked at the 'old squad leader' with dissatisfied, and said unconvinced:

"Yiyi said, this thing is very rare and precious, and it can only be sent so much at most at a time."

That means, how to drop, you are too little, too little, don't want it.

When the 'old squad leader' saw him, he was about to get up and leave.

He hurriedly shouted: "Ge Laozi sit back." ”

Dongfang Xu pursed his lips dissatisfiedly, and his gaze fell indifferently on the other party's face.

Looking at the posture, as long as the other party's words are slightly dissatisfied with him, he will get up and leave.

The 'old squad leader' was very angry with this shaft boy.

But thinking that the magical thing was in the hands of others, he had to take a deep breath and nodded: "Okay, okay, okay, I know." ”

"Can you give me half of this water?"

Dongfang Xu shook his head: "Three ...... at most No, a quarter at most. ”

As he spoke, his slender fingers were still gesturing on the cans and bottles.

Originally, he was going to say one-third, but when the words came to his lips, he felt that it was too much of a loss, so he urgently changed it to one-quarter.

"Why are you so stingy, isn't it just half a bottle of water?"

The 'old squad leader' saw his stingy appearance, and couldn't help but curse in disgust.

"I'm just that, how much more do you want from the chief?"

Dongfang Xu replied dissatisfiedly, "This is given to me by my daughter-in-law, and the chief must be content." ”

Seeing that the other party wanted to say something, he blocked the person back with one sentence: "If you want to say it again, I will divide you at most one-fifth." ”

Yes, almost one point less.

The 'old squad leader' had no choice but to agree: "Okay, a quarter is a quarter, you can give less." ”

Dongfang Xu: "Don't worry, chief, my hand is very accurate." ”

"Okay, I'll get something to put it in."

The 'old squad leader' got up and picked up an empty bottle from behind him: "Come, give me a share in it." ”

Dongfang Xu looked at the small-mouthed bottle, and then looked at the large-mouthed bottle at hand, and was a little difficult for a while.

How do you want him to fall?

Chief, this is obviously playing tricks.

The boy's eyes rolled, and a confident smile instantly bloomed on his slightly childish face.