Chapter 348: Eat and drink enough to pee
"yes, do you see the ring I'm wearing? It is filled with all kinds of treasures that I have collected in the past, and as long as you worship me as a teacher, the treasures there will be yours. β
Jiang Chanyu spared no effort to tempt him, listing a lot of benefits of worshipping herself as a teacher.
It's also sad.
She is a real person in the Mahayana period, if she is still in the Qingyuan Realm and releases the news that she wants to accept apprentices, the threshold must not be broken. Now he is asking this little baby to worship himself as a teacher.
But Qingbao wasn't very interested in what she said, so she didn't nod her head and agree.
Jiang Chanyu frantically scurried around in the stone room, this little cub is really difficult! Sure enough, children are the most hateful.
Since the soft ones can't work, let's come with the hard ones! But a three-year-old little milk baby, when she arrives at her territory, she can't let her rub it round and flat?
"Do you know what this place is?" Jiang Chanyu suddenly came to Qingbao and asked gloomily almost against his face.
Qingbao shook his head honestly: "I don't know." β
As he spoke, he also burped.
Looking at his graceful appearance, Jiang Chanyu almost couldn't maintain the expression on her face.
"Hmph, let me tell you, this is a small secret realm that has been refined by me, without my consent, you can't get out, you can only be locked up here all the time, alone, no playmates, no mother...... When you're done with that bottle, you're going to starve to death here, how miserable! β
The implication is to come and worship me as a teacher, little cub! Maybe if you make the old lady happy, she will be merciful and let you go.
Qingbao bit the pacifier with a serious expression, as if she was really frightened by the scene she described.
Jiang Chanyu was secretly proud in her heart.
However, in the next moment, the expression on her face changed from leisurely to frightened.
Seeing Qingbao stand up and pull down her pants, revealing her small--, still facing her body, Jiang Chanyu almost screamed: "What are you going to do?!" β
Qing Bao glanced at her, as if looking at a fool, isn't it obvious?
"Of course, if you have enough food and drink, you have to pee."
Jiang Chanyu: "!! β
This little broken kid won't want to pee on her, will he?
It turns out that her worries are unnecessary, Qing Baoke is a civilized baby, how could he do such a thing as urinating on others?
He took out the urinal that his mother had prepared for him, and saw that Jiang Chanyu had been staring at him, and turned his back to her.
Jiang Chanyu saw that he still knew how to avoid people, but she felt interesting.
However, thinking that this little broken child has not yet opened the valley, it is inevitable that she will have to eat, drink and Lazar, and when the time comes, won't her quiet place become a place for his grain reincarnation?
Jiang Chanyu shuddered.
It's too beautiful to think!
Hard and soft don't work, how do you do this? Jiang Chanyu closed herself against the wall for a while, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind.
She turned around and cast the Circle Light Technique, her fingers drew a circle in mid-air, and the air rippled like ripples, and the figures of Gu Xueting, Yichang, Yuanbao and Nian Nian appeared on it.
"Daddy!" Qingbao looked up at Gu Xueting above.
"It turns out that he is your father, and it is all because you are too fat, and you have squeezed out your nose and eyes, I didn't see it at first."
Qingbao clenched his small fists and glared at her.
Hmph, I actually said again and again that the baby is fat, and the baby is angry!
Jiang Chanyu swiped her finger again, and a black pool appeared in the round mirror, the pool was bubbling, and there was a huge black shadow swimming back and forth underneath, I don't know what kind of monster it was, it looked very scary.
"Any idea what this is? It's a piranha, and as soon as you fall, you will be gnawed by it until there are no bones left. Not convinced? Here, take something out of your little bottle and give it to me, and I'll show you. β
Qingbao didn't move.
Jiang Chanyu sighed lightly, "Since you don't cooperate, then I have to take a few of them under the knife." Who should I start with? β
Her gaze swirled back and forth between Gu Xueting and the others, and finally settled on Yichang.
"This snake is so fat, my little cutie must love to eat it."
As soon as her voice fell, Yichang, who was still in the study, was instantly moved to the top of the black pool, and fell down heavily, splashing the boss's water.
The huge black shadow struck like a sharp sword, tearing at Yichang ferociously.
"Don't! Don't eat Uncle Yichangβ"
Qingbao rushed forward, trying to stop it, but he pounced.
Jiang Chanyu put away the round light mirror, so that he could not see the follow-up.
"Wow, ah...... You bad guy...... Uncle Yichang ...... "Qingbao cried heartbreakingly, very sad.
Tears were falling down their faces.
Jiang Chanyu looked at it, and couldn't help but feel a trace of guilt in her heart, but in order to deter this little guy and make him willing to worship himself as a teacher, the master can't collapse!
"Who's next?" Her fingers tapped back and forth among the remaining ones.
Well, how is there one missing? Where is that little girl?
Suddenly, there was a huge push from her waist, and Jiang Chanyu fell directly to the ground.
Before she could stand up, a punch and kick struck.
"Dare to bully Qingbao, I will kill you! Shoot you! β
The little girl with a fierce face was fierce, and her fist smashed into Jiang Chanyu's body like a torrential rain, to be precise, on the fragile soul.
This girl is none other than Nian Nian, who has entered the soul body mode.
The walls can block the entity, but not the soul body, after she was transferred to a stone room, she found that there was no way out, and she transformed her body into a soul state without a teacher, and now, those walls could not stop her.
She just walked around, looking for others.
happened to turn to this stone room, and when she saw Qingbao crying, she immediately went crazy.
And here in addition to Qingbao, it is the woman who is also in the state of the soul body, she must have bullied Qingbao, and rushed over without saying a word.
Jiang Chanyu's soul body was beaten to pieces like smoke, and she reacted and immediately moved her thoughts away.
This little girl is so cruel! What made her even more frightened was that not only could she turn into a soul body and touch her, but there was actually a layer of phoenix true fire attached to her fist, which burned her soul!
Her soul was already weak, but now it was like a candle in the wind, and if she didn't pay attention, she was at risk of losing her soul.
What a carelessness!
was beaten by Nian Nian like this, Jiang Chanyu's high-ranking image completely collapsed, and she was stared at by Qingbao's big tearful eyes, and her face was panicked.
It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs!
Thinking that she was a real person in the Mahayana period, she stomped her feet and trembled the whole continent, but now she was beaten by a little girl, if this is spread out, I am afraid that I will not be laughed out of my big teeth!
Fortunately, there is no one else here except Qingbao, otherwise her face would have been lost!
But now is not the time to care about face, that phoenix true fire did not go out with the departure of its master, but gradually spread, burning her soul little by little.