Thinking of this, Yan Yan was more and more grateful for the wisdom of the original owner's grandmother, she not only taught the original owner to make all kinds of hometown snacks, but also taught her to play hometown tunes, to put it bluntly, she was paving the way for Yan Yan, hoping that one day after she left first, the Queen Mother could take care of Yan Yan in her affection.

Unexpectedly, things came as she imagined, and Yan Yan did benefit a lot, but unfortunately, Yan Yan couldn't repay this old man.

When he was looking down and pondering, he saw the Queen Mother speak again, "That's it, we're tired of listening to those tunes just now, so let's pick up the song you composed and listen to it." ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, that song is a song about parting, it's too sad, and it's really not suitable for today's occasion." Yan Yan replied.

The Queen Mother smiled and gave Yan Yan a reassuring look, "Don't worry, the mourning family is this age, what else can't you think of?" It just so happens that the mourning family also misses my eldest grandson and those relatives in my hometown. ”

"In that case, why don't you tell a joke to the queen mother?" Yan Yan said as he recalled in his mind what classic jokes from his previous life could be brought to this occasion.

"Jokes?" The Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, but she quickly understood, knowing that Yan Yan was afraid that she would be sad, so she took the initiative to tell jokes to make her happy, "It's okay, it's up to you, but the mourning family has words first, and it must be able to make people laugh, otherwise, the mourning family will not be rewarded." ”

Yan Yan's mind turned around several times, and finally chose a story of a father and son riding a donkey, "Back to the Queen Mother, it doesn't matter whether you reward it or not, the important thing is that the Queen Mother is happy." It is said that a father and son drove a little donkey to the market, and they didn't go far when they met a few donkey riders passing by, and someone pointed to the father and son and said, 'Look, your father and son are really stupid, you have to walk by yourself if you don't ride a good donkey.' As soon as the father heard that it made sense, he let his son ride on a donkey, but after walking a few steps, they met a few passers-by, "Look, this son is really unfilial, he actually let his father walk and he rides a donkey?" When the son heard this, he was frightened, and hurriedly got off the donkey, and let his father get on the donkey. ”

Speaking of this, Yan Yan paused for a moment, saw that everyone looked at him with a little disappointment, and did not explain, and continued: "After the father rode on the donkey, the son trotted all the way with his calf, and the two didn't go far, and they ran into a few people, and some people looked at the son's trotting all the way and accused him of being a father for being ruthless, 'Look at this father, he only cares about his own enjoyment, and he is not afraid of being tired for his son. When the father heard this, he hurriedly asked the donkey to stop, and simply the father and son sat on the donkey together. But after a few steps, someone watched the father and son ride a little donkey and was unhappy, and said, 'Look at the two of them, they are really lazy, they don't want to go at all, and they are not afraid of crushing the donkey.' When the father and son heard this, it seemed to be the same thing, so they got down from the donkey again, and guess what? ”

"What's the matter, don't ride anymore." Wu Yu and Xu Ruqing said with a smile.

"It's certainly not that simple." The queen smiled and shook her head.

Yan Yan didn't dare to sell Guan Zi, and hurriedly continued: "No, after the father and son got off the donkey, they looked at the donkey and thought about it for a while, and finally made up their minds that no one would ride it at all, and their father and son tied up the donkey and carried it forward. ”

As soon as Yan Yan's words fell, Wu Xu, Xu Ruqing, and Yan Tong and the little girls all laughed, and the older ones also bent the corners of their mouths, and the Queen Mother pointed at Yan Yan and smiled: "You can make it up vigorously, how can there be such a stupid person?" ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, this is not over, the father and son carried the donkey for a while, and someone surrounded them, 'Where did this fool come from, put a good donkey and don't ride or drive it away, isn't this donkey stolen?' As soon as he asked this, the father and son were frightened again, and hurriedly put the donkey down, but the people around them did not follow, and had to twist their father and son to see the official, and after the official heard what happened to the father and son, he pointed at the father and son and scolded: "Confused, you won't throw this donkey away?" It's not too much trouble to carry! ’”

As soon as she finished saying this, the Queen Mother couldn't help laughing, pointed at Yan Yan and said, "I should let your emperor's uncle listen to this, do you scold him or that foolish official?" ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, it's just a joke, and being happy is the most important thing." Yan Yan blessed his body and said.

"Happy, the last sentence is the finishing touch, and I even laughed out of tears. If your emperor's uncle knew that he had such officials under him, he would be so angry that he would jump to his feet. The queen laughed and wiped her tears with a silk handkerchief.

"If you want me to say, this joke should be added at the end, and this case should be sent to the emperor to see how our emperor should decide in the end." The eldest princess smiled and came up with an idea.

"That's right, Yan'er, you go back and tell your emperor uncle this joke, and you ask him how he would decide this case if he did." The queen clapped her hands and laughed.

"Back to the queen, the women don't dare, the women are afraid of being scolded." Yan Yan hurriedly shook his head and refused.

"I ask you, what would you do if you were this father?" The Queen Mother asked her.

"It's very simple, let the child ride a donkey. Let them say what others say, people are terrible, if others listen to what they say, things will only get worse and worse, so ah, the women now only do what they think is right, and don't pay attention to the rumors and rumors outside. Yan Yan replied on his knees.

There is much more room for discretion in this statement.

Many people present remembered Yan Yan and Lu Ming's retirement, her resurrection, and her scenery in the past year.

It's really not easy to say that this child is really not easy, obviously the authentic Houfu concubine was born, but the father was gone before he was born, and the mother was gone just after birth, and he grew up with his grandmother to be ten years old, and his grandmother was gone, so it was easy to set a good family affair, but he was robbed by his cousin.

That's it, the most aggrieved thing is that after tossing for so long, in the end, he was forced to marry a concubine, and he was still a dumb concubine who couldn't speak.

Although the mute man can speak now, and it is said that he has also entered school, who knows how many white eyes, how much discrimination, and how many tears Yan Yan has shed during this period?

Fortunately, Yan Yan relied on his ingenuity to envelop several masters in the palace, so that he could be separated from the Lu family, otherwise, he would have to survive.

Thinking about it like this, these women present couldn't help but sigh for Yan Yan, especially today after witnessing this child's intelligence, wit and atmosphere, they even shed tears of sympathy for her, what a good girl's family, but unfortunately, there is no good life.

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