After Teng Snake was yelled at by Ye Yi, he finally became a little honest, and said aggrievedly: "People also want to help you, who would have thought that this would be the result!" Isn't it okay to do bad things with good intentions? ”

"Of course it's okay to do bad things with good intentions, but are you really good at doing bad things? Didn't you me with all your heart! ”

Ye Yi refuses to believe that the black history of Teng Snake is as high as a mountain. With {dream} small ◢.1a

Teng Snake saw that Ye Yi didn't believe in himself, and cried with a whimper.

It's a pity that Ye Yi doesn't know how many times I've seen it pretend to cry, and she won't take this bastard seriously at all, the more it cries, the more ugly her face becomes, and she even wants to hack this idiot to death.

"You cry and cry for me again, be careful that I cut you into pieces and stew snake soup!"

Ye Yi viciously ferociously snakes.

Teng Snake was frightened, and hurriedly said flatteringly: "Xiao Yiyi, we have been friends for decades, you can't treat me like this!" ”

"Why can't I do this to you! As if you once owed me! To tell you the truth, what Lao Tzu hates most is that you are a fool who spends all day doing stupid things! If you dare to be stupid in front of me again, be careful that I cut you with a knife! ”

"Little Iyi......"

Teng Snake cried even harder.

However, Ye Yi was busy rescuing the pill at this time, and he didn't want to pay attention to him at all.

And Teng Snake cried for a while, and found that it was useless to pretend to be pitiful, so he decisively began to rely on the side as the second master.

But the snake girl didn't understand.

She saw Teng Snake begging Ye Yi and begging Ye Yi, but was finally thrown aside by Ye Yi, so she could only sulk helplessly, she didn't know how happy she was, so she leaned over happily and said to Teng Snake: "Were you bullied by that woman?" ”

"You have to take care of it!"

Teng Snake snorted, then realized that the idiot seemed to be able to take advantage of it, smiled again, and said, "What, do you want to help me?" ”

The snake girl nodded seriously and said, "I'm a very reliable friend, we are both snake clans, and we should help each other!" ”

"Reliable?!"

Teng Snake thought to himself, you haven't even learned human grammar and still tell Lao Tzu what is reliable, is there a problem with IQ!

However, it is not a matter of one or two days that the snake girl has a brain problem, and Teng Snake takes the stupid things of the snake girl as an appetizer every day during this time, so when he saw the snake girl running over to make a fool again, it was actually very happy in his heart, and said happily: "Actually, I don't have too many opinions about her, but she always disrespects me!" I'm also an ancient race, my bloodline is so noble, it's too much to treat her as a cow and a horse, and I will be disliked! ”

"That's also something that can't be helped, whoever makes us all snake clans, snake clans have always been simple and innocent, always deceived by hateful humans...... Alas...... Why is the snake girl always so unhappy, and the snake man often encounters something that is not beaten! ”

The snake girl kept provoking along with Teng Snake's words.

Teng Snake thought to himself: You guy's brain is really bad, and such a garbage provocation can be taken out, but you are my opponent, and it is normal for me to play with you.

Thinking of this, Teng Snake felt that he was very righteous again, and said seriously: "Actually, the human world is also very easy to understand, and human beings may sometimes be very excessive, but as long as we uphold love and kindness, they will definitely accept me!" ”

“……”

The snake girl didn't understand the brainless words of the snake at all.

Teng Snake didn't seem to understand his words at all, so he didn't get angry, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm just joking with you, in fact, there are still many things worth cherishing in this world, such as human beings, which are very, very worth cherishing, if you think what I said is good, you can learn from me!" ”

"Do you really want to study?"

Bai Sifan couldn't help but complain about the snake girl and the Teng snake.

In his opinion, the snake girl may just be stupid, but Teng Snake is cunning and shameless.

Teng Snake saw that Bai Sifan seemed to be about to dismantle with him, and hurriedly said, "Do you have any opinions!" I'm such a bastard! Every word I say now is from the bottom of my heart! If you don't believe me, you can settle accounts with me anytime and anywhere! ”

“…… Can you learn the logic of human language before you speak? ”

Ye Yi couldn't help but complain.

As soon as she rescued the stove, she heard the stupid B of Teng Snake bragging, and the object of the bragging was still the snake girl who was even more brainless than it.

It's really-

Ye Yi was speechless.

If she didn't want to embarrass the snake girl too much, she really wanted to tear the idiot mouth of the snake on the spot.

Teng Snake was proud of himself, and said with a smile: "I use snake language logic, which is different from your human grammar, anyway, the snake girl sister can understand what I am saying!" ”

Saying that, Teng Snake also said to the snake girl: "Beauty, can you understand my words? ”

The snake girl nodded knowingly and said, "I can understand it completely." ”

Hearing this, Teng Snake became more and more proud, and said: "See, this is the real smart!" Logic Online! ”

"I only see IQs that are seriously out of line!"

Ye Yi was so angry that his whole body was trembling.

Teng Snake smiled dryly and said, "Don't do this...... Family...... People are ...... too."

"Don't be poor here!"

Ye Yi couldn't bear it anymore.

Teng Snake realized that Ye Yi's mood was on the verge of going berserk, and hurriedly said flatteringly: "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to! Please forgive me! ”

"Whew!"

Ye Yi scolded and said to the snake girl: "Although I lied to you and don't like you very much, don't worry, I won't let that fool Teng Snake have a chance to bully you!" You will be absolutely safe here! ”

“……”

Ye Yi's promise makes Snake Girl feel subtle.

Although she was dumber than Ye Yi, she was obviously smarter than the other monsters, and she did feel as if she was being played with as a joke by them.

Now, Ye Yi picked out the truth, and the snake girl actually felt a little relieved in her heart, and said, "Actually...... I don't really hate being teased by you...... After all...... After all, I was born to be a joke! ”

"Don't do that! You're no joke! ”

Ye Yi hurriedly promised the snake girl.

But the snake girl cried even harder, and said, "Don't say anything nice! I know you look down on me! Actually, I look down on myself too! I'm a snake, and it took me so much effort to become a half-human body that can be cultivated...... I was just...... I just love Ice Beauty! Why do you think I'm so annoying? ”

“……”

Ye Yi was speechless for a while, thinking to himself, you are really a snake, and you can even shout this kind of thing publicly.

Having said that, though, it's also good to admit what you think.

Ye Yi sighed and said to the snake girl: "Feelings can't be forced, he doesn't love you." ”