Chapter 153: Mantra Pill (2)

In Baifu, Du Yiming bragged to Lizi about how he studied the 'Truth Pill', and after listening to it, Lizi immediately said, "You give me one, I want to hear Brother Bai's thoughts." ”

Du Yiming replied: "You just want to know Brother Bai's feelings for you, don't use pills, just ask me." ”

"Then tell me, what kind of feelings does Big Brother Bai have for me?"

"Big Brother Bai can't have love for you, just like I was very good to you, but I never loved you."

"Whether you're right or not, you'll find out when you ask today. Hurry up and give me a 'mantra pill'. ”

"Well, you have to tell me the answer, I'll wait for you in the garden."

After Bai Haohong arrived home and sat down, Lizi walked into the study with tea as usual, thinking that she would know Bai Haohong's heart immediately, Lizi was so nervous that her face was red and her hands were a little shaky. She brought the tea to Bai Haohong and said in a slightly trembling voice, "Brother Bai, you drink tea." ”

Bai Haohong noticed that Lizi's expression was different from usual, he picked up the teacup and sniffed it first, and when he noticed a hint of alcohol, he immediately understood: there was a "mantra pill" in the tea. So, Bai Haohong pretended to take a sip.

Seeing Bai Haohong drinking tea, Lizi immediately asked, "What is one plus one?" ”

Bai Haohong didn't understand why Liz asked this question, so he replied, "Two." ”

Lizi pondered: "Big Brother Bai can calculate that it is two, which means that he is still in a sober state, and I have to persuade him to drink a few more sips." She said, "Brother Bai, you are sweating a lot outside, you need to replenish more water, and you can drink a few more sips." ”

Bai Haohong pondered: "It turns out that Lizi thinks that 'Shingon Pill' and getting drunk are the same thing, so I'll tease her." Thinking of this, Bai Haohong pretended to take a few more sips, and then pretended to be confused.

Seeing this, Liz asked again, "What is one plus one?" ”

Bai Haohong half-squinted, curled his tongue and replied, "Eleven." ”

Liz was very satisfied with this, and then asked, "Do you think Liz is good?" ”

"Good!"

Liz happily asked, "What's so good?" ”

"Liz will make the people around her feel good and will make others feel good."

"Can you put it simply, in layman's terms?"

"To put it simply, Liz is so stupid, and everyone thinks they are good compared to her, so the mood becomes very happy."

"That's the merit. Let me remind you, Liz is very good at talking, right? ”

"She really loves to talk big and brag!"

Liz no longer has the courage to ask, "Do you love Liz?" Will I marry her?" and so on, she thought about it for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to ask, "How does Liz look?" ”

"Ugly one."

This answer made Liz extremely angry, she stomped her foot, turned around and ran out of the study, and went to the garden to find Du Yiming.

When Du Yiming saw Lizi with an angry face, he said with a smile: "From your face, I already know the answer." ”

Liz quibbled, "I didn't even ask, how do you know the answer?" ”

"If that's the case, it's that you've been hit so hard that you don't even have the courage to ask. Tell me what's going on, I'll help you analyze it. ”

Liz didn't hide it, she told the story, and before Du Yiming finished listening, he already understood that Haohong didn't take medicine, but he didn't break it. After Liz finished speaking, he said lightly: "Damn it, right?" You are talentless, good-looking, and stupid in Big Brother Bai's mind, so it's better to marry King Yan as soon as possible. ”

Unexpectedly, Lizi glared at Du Yiming and replied, "On the contrary, I think Big Brother Bai is also interesting to me, and I am not unrequited love." ”

"From what point do you see that?" Du Yiming sneered.

Lizi argued: "As the saying goes, 'a woman is virtuous if she is not talented', and Brother Bai says that I am stupid, that is, he thinks I am virtuous in his heart." As for ugliness, haven't you heard that 'having an ugly wife in the family is a treasure'? Big Brother Bai calls me ugly, that is, he thinks I'm a treasure! Big Brother Bai will marry me in the future, not because I look good, because everyone will get old, and when I am no longer beautiful, he will still love me, isn't that good?! Big Brother Bai knows my shortcomings and can marry me, this is true love! ”

"Oh, do you want to say, in Big Brother Bai's mind, he already treats you as his wife? You have carried forward the spirit of Ah Q! Since you know how to comfort yourself so well, I don't have to search for words to comfort you. After speaking, Du Yiming left the garden.

With a heavy heart, Liz slowly slipped to the edge of the pond in the garden, spit out a few breaths, clenched her fists, punched her in the air a few times, and shouted indignantly: "You really owe it to you to say that a beautiful girl with both wisdom and courage and outstanding talent is a big fool and an ugly monster!" ”

After a while, Jiang Bohai and the others came back, and after Lizi and Du Yiming heard the news, they hurried to the study. Du Yiming saw that Jiang Bohai's expression was a little solemn, so he asked, "Bohai, how is it?" Has the spaceship been found? ”

Jiang Bohai replied: "The spaceship has been found, and I have also met Captain Zhong of our spaceship. ”

"Isn't that nice! How is Captain Chung? ”

"Captain Zhong was not as lucky as us, he was seriously injured after ejecting from the ship. However, Captain Zhong found the spaceship with his injuries and calculated the time and place of the opening of the 'Time and Space Tunnel' on the ship. When Captain Zhong saw me, he explained the calculation method to me and asked me to finish the calculation. ”

Liz couldn't help but interject and asked, "Why didn't you bring Captain Zhong back?" ”

"Captain Zhong was seriously injured, but he kept holding on, waiting for the arrival of the survivors. Because of talking to me, Captain Zhong consumed too much physical strength, and there were still many words to finish, so he passed away with regret. Bai Lu and Bai Shou helped buy the coffin, found a place near the spaceship, and buried the captain safely. ”

"Does Captain Zhong know that Yiming and I are still alive?"

I told him. Captain Zhong asked me to tell you: The education we have received is different from that of the Great Song Dynasty, and we must be patient when encountering problems. The last words he gave us were: the future is always bright, the road is mostly tortuous, and giving up is complete failure. ”

After everyone was silent for a while, Du Yiming asked, "Did the spaceship crash?" ”

Liz hurriedly replied: "It definitely can't be broken!" I've learned that the outer shell of a spaceship is made of 'neutron compression compound', which is 10 billion times harder than steel, and the internal equipment is made entirely of impact-resistant materials, so it won't be damaged by any impact, unless it hits another ship. Right? Bohai. ”

"Yes, the ship is not broken. The spaceship landed in the forest near the capital, there were no people around, and the spaceship was almost completely inserted into the ground at an angle of fifteen degrees, and only a small section of the stern was still exposed on the ground, making it difficult for ordinary people to detect it. ”。

Liz suggested: "Since it is so close to the capital, Brother Bai, don't you want to see the spaceship?" When are we free, let's go to the spaceship together? ”