Chapter 143: Portrait
Du Yiming was thinking about how to get rich every day, and on this day, he suddenly thought: "Lizi is beautiful and cute, if you ask Brother Bai to draw her down and return to the future in the future, this beauty picture in the Great Song Dynasty will definitely be valuable." Thinking of this, Du Yiming came to Lizi's side and said, "Recently, Brother Bai has not had any major cases, you can ask him to draw you a few portraits." ”
Liz asked, "Why?" ”
Du Yiming knew that Liz didn't care about money, so he couldn't tell the truth, so he made up a reason and said: "Your biggest advantage is cuteness, Brother Bai may fall in love with you in the process of painting you." ”
When Liz heard this, she felt that it made sense, so she immediately went to the gate to wait for Bai Haohong. When Liz saw Bai Haohong coming from a distance, she immediately ran over and shouted loudly, "Big Brother Bai." ”
Seeing this, Bai Haohong asked strangely: "Panicked, what's going on at home?" ”
"There's nothing going on at home, but I have something. Brother Bai, you can draw me a few portraits. ”
Bai Haohong glanced at Lizi and said, "I'm not free." ”
Liz knew that Bai Haohong would answer like this, so she said, "When you have time, you can paint again." It's good to draw my martial arts, flute playing, and daily life. ”
Bai Haohong deliberately asked: "Do you paint when you eat?" ”
"Eat casually."
"I think you don't have to paint anything else, you have to paint when you eat! Your greatest specialty is eating. ”
"Treat me like a rice bucket. Brother Bai, you have to paint me so that everyone loves me and sees flowers blooming, no matter who you are, as soon as you see my portrait, you will be fascinated by me. ”
"That means spraying the painting with drugged. Don't worry, I'll let Yiming develop a new medicine and spray it on the painting, no matter who it is, as long as you approach the portrait, you will be fascinated. ”
Besides, Du Yiming guessed that Bai Haohong would not easily paint a portrait of Lizi, so he found Xu Feiyan and said, "Sister Feiyan, Lizi is begging Brother Bai to paint a portrait of her, don't you want to paint a portrait too?" ”
When Xu Feiyan heard this, he hurriedly found Bai Haohong and said, "I heard that my senior brother's calligraphy and painting are good, so draw a picture for me." ”
Although Bai Haohong and Xu Feiyan are brother and sister, the relationship between the two is not close, and Xu Feiyan and Lizi are completely different, she rarely jokes in front of Bai Haohong, and almost never asks for anything, so this time Xu Feiyan asked for a portrait, Bai Haohong was embarrassed to refuse, so he had to agree.
Seeing that Bai Haohong agreed to Xu Feiyan's request so quickly, Lizi was so angry that she jumped three feet high, and said loudly: "Brother Bai, you are too biased!" As soon as Sister Feiyan spoke, you agreed, you have to paint it for me! ”
Bai Haohong also said without showing weakness: "I won't paint it for you!" What can you do? ”
Lizi immediately changed her face, sprinkled her coquettishness, and said: "Big Brother Bai, Brother Hao, good brother, you promise me, I won't let you paint in vain, I'll cook a few small dishes for you to eat." ”
Xu Feiyan saw Lizi pretending to be coquettish, and said dissatisfiedly: "Lizi, don't be disgusting, Brother Hao, cook side dishes and eat." Watching you perform, I'm so sick that I want to throw up! ”
Listening to Xu Feiyan's words, Lizi said even more angrily: "Brother Hao, if you don't agree again, Sister Feiyan will vomit to death, and I have more powerful tricks that I haven't used." ”
Bai Haohong was afraid that Lizi would say something more insensitive, so he said: "Okay, okay, I'll draw it for you too!" You don't need to cook side dishes, you can practice when you have time. ”
Liz happily said, "No problem! I'll definitely practice hard! I plan to catch up with Sister Feiyan in one year and surpass Sister Xue in three years. ”
Xu Feiyan thought secretly: "I really don't know how thick the sky is!" With your virtue, you don't even know that Zhanxue's martial arts are a lot worse than me, and you still want to surpass me? It's impossible to practice for another thousand years! She wanted to make fun of Lizi, but in order to show her generosity in front of Bai Haohong, she said: "It's better to have a goal than no goal, but don't set your goal too high, you should practice more basic skills and lay a good foundation." ”
Bai Haohong also nodded yes, and when Lizi saw this, he didn't refute.
A few days later, when everyone was drinking tea in the garden, Bai Haohong came over with a picture box and said, "Feiyan, Lizi, your portrait is finished." ”
Lizi was about to grab the picture box after hearing this, but was grabbed by Xu Feiyan and said, "What are you anxious about?" If you want to see it, you have to come by age, and you have to look at mine first. ”
Bai Haohong then handed over the portrait of Xu Feiyan first, Xu Feiyan took it, unfolded it, and saw that she was painted as a heroine, riding on a horse, heroic, she said with great satisfaction: "Brother Bai, you really look like it!" ”
Lizi took Xu Feiyan's portrait and looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but praise sincerely: "Brother Bai, your painting skills are really admirable!" ”
At this time, the audience laughed, and Du Yiming said, "Liz, come and see your portrait!" ”
Liz raised her eyes and saw that everyone was looking at her portrait, she hurriedly grabbed it and saw that this painting was composed of four small portraits, namely: Little Pig Practicing Martial Arts, Little Pig Riding a Horse, Little Pig Eating, Little Pig Playing the Flute, all of them are pig faces, not a human face, but the little pig's dress and expression are exactly the same as Liz's. When Liz saw it, she was so angry that she left the portrait still on the ground.
Jiang Bohai hurriedly picked up the portrait and said, "The painting is really expressive!" ”
Liz said angrily, "Bohai, do you have a problem with your eyesight?" Painted me as a pig, and you said it was expressive. ”
"What I'm saying is that the expression is very similar to yours."
"Then there's something wrong with your feelings."
Du Yiming pondered: "Bohai is right, however, the little pig picture is definitely not as good as the beauty picture, if the portrait is paired with a poem, the price will be higher." So, Du Yiming came to Bai Haohong with the painting, pointed to a blank space, and suggested: "Brother Bai, if you mention a poem here, this painting will be more interesting." ”
Bai Haohong happened to be interested, so he said, "It's okay." Bai Cheng, prepare pen and ink. ”
After Bai Cheng received the order, Bai Haohong said: "Chenshi Dancing Sword is still in love with the ......"
Du Yiming hurriedly said on the side: "Brother Bai, we can't understand the poems with too many ancient words and words, can you write a good one, everyone can understand the meaning at a glance." ”
"Are you talking about limericks?"
"Yes. Our literary level is limited, and poetry cannot be too profound. ”
After Bai Cheng brought the pen and ink, Bai Haohong lifted the pen with a wave, and it was really like his person, chic and elegant. Du Yiming carefully picked up the painting and read it:
Clever and sophistry,
Gobbling up the shoulder.
Riding a horse and bending a bow to seek escape,
The chest is a little inky!
After Du Yiming finished reading, he said to Lizi with emotion: "Big Brother Bai really understands you!" ”
Lizi glanced at her mouth and said angrily: "Painting the peerless beauty as a pig, is it still called understanding?" Hum. After that, I wanted to snatch the painting and tear it up.
Du Yiming was fast, hurriedly protected the painting, and persuaded: "You don't like it anymore, it's also painted by Brother Bai, how can you tear it off?" I'll keep this painting for you first, maybe you can make a small fortune when you meet a buyer who knows the goods in the future. ”