Chapter Fifty-Seven: Eccentric Charlotte
Kairat and Lu Gaoshen put down the sleeves they had picked up at the same time, and replaced them with a long sword in one person's hand, "Tang Jing, you peerless scumbag, forget it if you don't let go of Little Lori, and dare to step on two boats, your fate ends here, we don't have a brother like you, let's die, scumbag." ”
The two rushed towards Tang Jing at the same time.
Alice and Annika, disappointed with a little disgust, turned around and no longer looked at Tang Jing.
Charlotte's heart blossomed: That's right, a scumbag like Brother Tang Jing, just keep it to harm himself and Sister Messia, it's good that other women hate Brother Tang Jing, Charlotte, you are really a genius, I will turn around for you.
Tang Jing looked at the three people who rushed over with swords, sweat on his forehead, he felt that he had gone out today with a fake Charlotte.
Tang Jing raised her head suddenly, Charlotte didn't expect Tang Jing to make this move, her hand broke away from Tang Jing's mouth, Tang Jing took the opportunity to yell, "Eat tonight: crystal shredded meat, red grouper, wind wolf steak, braised five-color chicken, steamed red flame mushroom, white jade lion head, and blue duck soup...... If I had one less strand of hair, I wouldn't be in the mood to cook today. ”
The name of the first dish is out, and the three people who rush forward slow down.
When the third dish was exported, the faces of the three people turned hideous into a spring breeze.
At the exit of the fifth dish, they had already put away their weapons, and when they heard Tang Jing's last sentence, if there was no hair, they would not be in the mood to cook, they were just one meter away from Tang Jing.
They understand that if the man in front of them says not to do it, he will definitely not do it, he is such a willful person.
The emergency brake formed a strong wind that blew Tang Jing's hair, and several people with good eyesight saw Tang Jing's hair being blown up.
Charlotte stretched out her little hand and pinched it, and said in surprise: "It's hair." ”
Alice and Anika, staring wide-eyed and unable to believe this cruel reality, they just want to scold: Are you Dora pigs, Tang Jing's little brother (Tang Jing's brother) is so good and it is natural to marry two wives, let you three Dora pigs, salty and eat radishes and worry about it?
Rachel's pupils widened to the maximum, and then shrank to the smallest, and his brain was running wildly, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and an extra plank appeared on his hands, and he hit Lu Gaoshen's ass next to him with a 'snap'.
Lu Gaoshen, who was flying into trouble, just let out a terrible scream, but was interrupted by Rachel's yell, "Lu Zhishen, I just didn't listen to you when I told you to take a bath, you see that the hair on Charlotte's hand has turned black." ”
Kairat, who was a few tenths of a second slower to react, also reacted, and another wooden board appeared, and with another 'snap', it slapped on Lu Gaoshen's buttocks, who had just jumped up and landed.
"Wow~Wow. Poor Lu Gaoshen howled miserably, and jumped up in pain.
"If you don't pay attention to hygiene, your brown hair turns black, how many days have you not washed your hair? If Grandpa Tang Jing misunderstands that it is his hair, it is not enough for you to die ten thousand times. ”
"How I feel more like Kairat hair. Tang Jing looked pensive, staring at the long black hair on Charlotte's hand.
Kairat was about to speak, but his eyes suddenly bulged, and then he let out a scream and jumped.
I saw that Rachel, who was still next to Lu Gaoshen just now, had already appeared to the left of Kairat.
Before he could open his mouth to scold his mother, another sharp pain came, and Lu Gaoshen on the right smiled fiercely, and still maintained the posture of hitting the plank.
"I feel like Mr. Rachel has more hair. Tang Jing spoke again.
Lu Gaoshen and Kairat laughed at the same time, and before the cruel smile was put away, they felt another sharp pain in their buttocks.
One before and one after the other, the sound of striking sounded.
Lu Gaoshen scolded: "Rachel, you slut." ”
Kairat was not far behind, "Rachel, you shameless man, you don't play according to the routine. ”
Two more hits, striking.
"Slut, huh?"
"Shameless, don't play cards according to the routine, right?"
The sound of hitting is incessant. A few minutes later, Rachel looked tired, supported his waist, raised the cracked wooden board in his hand and looked at Tang Jing, "Xiao Jing, you just said whose hair is like, the teacher didn't hear it too clearly." ”
Tang Jing only hesitated for a fraction of a second before blurting out: "Dear Teacher Rachel! Of course, it is Lu Zhishen and Kairat, the two white-eyed wolves, who eat the teacher and learn the teacher, and they still want to slander the teacher, which is really untidy." Teacher, you have worked hard, I decided to make you more red fire beef tongue wine. ”
"It's still Xiaojing who has filial piety. What is it normal for my student to marry two wives, who told you to be as good as me. I understand you, the kind of crying and shouting that if you don't marry, you won't be able to live if you don't marry, you and I can't refuse, after all, it's a human life. ”
"Handsome is a mother's birth, and excellence depends on oneself.
Handsome people love people, and excellence is temptation.
You and I are like this, this is fate. ”
"This is our fate, we can't escape it! After speaking, he patted Tang Jing on the shoulder, looking like I am from here, I understand your expression.
Tang Jing always thought that he had reached the realm of transformation in this way, but today he realized that this road was far from the end, and someone opened a new window for him!
Kairat and Lu Gaoshen lay on the ground and their buttocks were swollen high, but their eyes were full of heat, they felt that they were not wronged today, this kind of realm was not comparable to them.
"Alice, come and heal these two rebels. ”
Alice trotted over, first made up for their high swollen buttocks, and slowly began to sing as they cried and cried......
"Hey, maybe the weather is bad today, and I misremembered the spell. Ah, sorry for the mistake again, bear with me, and you'll be fine in no time......"
"Alice, you scheming ......"
Feeling that the magic wand was only a few centimeters away from his buttocks, the two of them decisively shut up.
Seeing that the two knew each other, Alice continued to sing. Two fools, almost caused her to have a good meal today, only kicked twice, delayed time, and counted her as merciful. If the good meal is wasted, she will wipe the mustard on their butts every minute.
Kairat and Lu Gaoshen got up with difficulty and saluted Rachel and said, "Students are taught." ”
Rachel looked strange: What the hell? He was going to sell half of his food in exchange for forgiveness! Why did they come to kneel and lick first, could it be that these two goods are shaking and like this kind of tune?
Tang Jing nodded, feeling that it should be so, it is not too much to meet this kind of pioneer who is pious.
Rachel waved his hand, "Get up, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference." One day as a teacher and a father for life, in this way, I am your father... It's your father, how can a father not forgive a child who makes a mistake?" Rachel finished speaking, walking away slowly with his grandfather.
"What the hell am I ......" The two people who had already taken off their shoes and were about to throw them out suddenly stopped in unison and put their shoes back on unhurriedly.
Tang Jing, who was about to watch the end of the hanging, was stunned on the spot, these two goods were actually cowardly? With their IQ, this is not scientific! They are not the kind of people who can learn a lesson at all!
Tang Jing cast an inquiring look at Alice and Anika.
The two shook their heads in confusion, indicating that they didn't understand.
"Zhishen, you see that we have been sublimated. ”
Lu Gaoshen glanced at the stunned friends with a disdainful face, "Of course, I am an extraordinary person, and it is normal to have this progress,...... fuck you, my lord Kairat, you attacked me again......"
"Who told you to swell to the limit, you look at Tang Xiaobei with this kind of eyes, they dare to look at you with this kind of eyes, Young Master Kairat......"
"What, your butts are on fire!"
Kairat and Lu Gaoshen, whose feet were bound by vines, screamed in surprise, and their hands kept slapping the flames on their buttocks.
And Alice and Annika calmly entered the magic array and practiced calmly.
Regardless of the two of them crying and howling, they walked to Rachel's grandfather's chair with Charlotte in their arms, took out their wheelchair, and gently put Charlotte on it.
"Brother Tang Jing is really interesting here, Charlotte will come every day in the future. "Uncle Rachel is actually thicker than Brother Tang Jing, I didn't know before, and those two are not much worse than Brother Tang Jing, just more shameless and no lower limit. Of course, except for these two, everything else is crushing.
Tang Jing flicked lightly on her forehead: "You ghost elf, don't run around! Those guys will introduce you to you later. With that, he walked to the magic circle fifty meters away.
Charlotte was a little curious, and watched intently as Tang Jing put on her helmet and soft armor, and entered the magic sword array.
Three minutes later, Charlotte clasped her hands tightly.
After five minutes, there was not much blood in the clenched hands, and the tears in the eyes were swirling, as if there was a strong river to block the tears that overturned the river and the sea.
In ten minutes, there were a few more blood marks on Tang Jing's body, and the strong Heti was hit by an emotion called distress.
Half an hour later, looking at the dozens of blood marks on his body, she finally burst into tears and cried out loud. She trembled and pushed the wheelchair with both hands, wanting to rush over and tell Tang Jing to stop.
Tang Jing was in the range of the magic array, he couldn't hear the sound outside, and the sword qi couldn't fly out of that range, it was Rachel who usually told Tang Jing to stop, whenever Tang Jing reached the limit, he would stomp his feet, and his strength would be transmitted to the magic array, and if he interrupted its operation, it would stop, or Tang Jing himself could stop.
When Charlotte's cry came out, it was only about ten meters away from the magic array.
Lu Gaoshen and Kairat, who were fighting fiercely, heard the cry and turned to look. The faces of the two turned pale in an instant.
That cute little girl should just be an ordinary person, and she didn't have any equipment to protect important parts, as soon as she entered the range of the magic array and triggered the sword qi, they didn't dare to imagine what would happen.
After all, he is a swordsman, with a distance of more than 100 meters, and with all his strength, a few people are only about 20 meters away from Charlotte at a top speed.
And Charlotte was only a little more than a meter away from the magic array.