Chapter 60: Sit back and wait to be funny
"Pour the pure spiritual spring into the pot, okay, my pot...... It is indeed a shield. But that's not my fault. I'm not a refiner. These are all monster gods, they always think that the divine power of the gods is endless, and it is uncomfortable not to waste it. I said, Robot Gods, have you ever considered the feelings of us lazy people? Even if he doesn't give us a weapon that can be used without divine power at all, he doesn't even refine a pot that can cook a divine beast without divine power at all for a housewife like me. ”
Audience: How lazy are you?
Instrument God Audience: You're too lazy to die. Boiled Divine Beasts? You have come to heaven to be the Emperor of God! Don't use divine power yet? The God Emperor doesn't brag about such a big bull!
Lazy God Audience: Makes sense, it makes sense! The gods are waste! It can't be a good thing!
Viewers who have been injured by the god of machines: The gods of machines know how to make money! Who really cares if we live or die? Goddess Rong, you're right, the god of instruments sincerely wants to waste our divine power and treat us as fools!
"Pour the meat directly into the water, yes, it is to be pot under cold water. It is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and there is no pot for rice, should I take it in the palm of my hand and cook it? If it's hot, who is distressed? Of course, the gods don't feel sorry for me. Which onion do they know about me? ”
Audience: Isn't it made with real fire? If you pretend to be cute like this, the gods will tremble.
Chef Audience: Hold it with real fire, who let you hold it in your palm? How stupid are you going to be? Do you want to laugh at me with your stupidity?
"But I felt sorry for myself, so I used my shield as a pot. My little white hands must not be burned. ”
Li Rongfei looked at her hands very narcissistically.
Audience: Yo~~ What tender little hands! You can blanch it. Hahaha......
"The next thing is to wait, and it's boring to wait. By the way, I actually still lack a pot lid. This would be even better if it was covered and stuffy. The smell of meat has already come out, this is all elixir-level aroma, and it just floated away in vain. Heartache, angina. ”
Li Rongfei held her heart and twisted her heart's apron.
Audience: That's it? Girl, put the meat in the pot...... Throw the shield in it, and sit back and wait...... What kind of spiritual chef is this? Our barbecue is not as casual as yours! I believe in your wickedness! Sit back and wait for you to cook a pot of poison!
Audience: Ahhhhh I wonder if I will poison that stupid boy again this time? Hey, what about the silly boy?
Chef Viewer: I feel like I've been hit hard! You learned this cooking skill from a mortal aunt, right? What an elegant and noble skill it is to make a spiritual food meal! Are you mocking us?
"Waiting is boring, especially when you're alone. When I'm alone, I'm always inexplicably scared. When I'm scared, I like to sing. Pretend that there are a lot of people around. ”
She really sang it, and sang a few lines very casually. "No one can always accompany anyone, and the taste of loneliness, everyone has to face, not only you and I will feel tired, when you are lonely, who will you think of, do you want to find someone to accompany? When you are lonely, who do you think of, do you want to find someone to accompany you? Who do you think of when you're lonely, and do you want someone to spend time with? ”
Audience: The lyrics are okay, the singing is too ugly! I can't stand it anymore. If you want to give up, forget it, wait a little longer, and see how much poison you can release today!
"Mo Li, accompany." Lin Tianhao ran in from outside and messed in.
Li Rongfei was stunned for a moment, then pointed out with a spatula, "Get out!" ”
Lin Tianhao smiled instantly, pursed his lips, glanced at Li Rongfei very sadly, and turned to go out.
Li Rongfei's heart softened. "Well, it's nice to have a fool with you. Tianhao, you come back. Squat there, wait, and there will be meat to eat in a while. ”
Lin Tianhao really squatted by the stove. Even if he is squatting, he can see the inside of the pot when he looks up. Lin Tianhao licked his lips and stared at the pot in a daze.
Audience: This fool is coming. Sit back and wait for the fool to test the poison!
Audience: Sit back and wait for the fool to test the poison! Don't eat yet, lest you laugh for a while.