Chapter 12: Absurdity
This is enough to show her status in front of the imperial sister.
The old female official had a solemn face and said in a deep voice: "Your Royal Highness Princess, the old slave came on the order of the imperial princess to check the phoenix order. ”
She was followed by two palace maids, one carrying a plate with poisoned wine and white silk, and the other carrying a plate of jewelry and jade.
If it turns out that Han and I don't have sex, they will pour poisoned wine into his mouth on the spot, or strangle him with white silk. And if I do unspeakable things with him, he will get those rewards.
It's ridiculous......
In their eyes, my personal affairs turned out to be a task for them.
The whole palace is very funny, whether I am broken, whether I sleep with a man, has become a part of the royal face. Am they going to have a miasma of smoke and smoke and I'm going to have a ride with them?!
When I saw the old palace maid holding chicken feathers as arrows, I was so angry that I was trembling all over.
Han suddenly grabbed my hand and stood in front of me. The mask concealed more of his expression, and his eyes were reminding.
I also calmed down in this instant.
I'm not the only one who thinks this is ridiculous, Han is another victim. Compared with my unscrupulous words, he played the piano well but encountered such an unwarranted disaster.
If I don't want last night's "hard work" to go to waste, I have to hold back.
"Then you can test it." I lifted my chin and pointed to the inside.
The old lady glanced at me and took out the phoenix order: "The queen lady asks for a verification of her identity, please allow the old slave to ......"
I interrupted her and made a straight face: "What does this mean?" Do you want to check Princess Ben's body?! ”
"This is clearly written in the Phoenix Order, and the old slave does not dare to disobey the Phoenix Decree of the Empress Dowager." The old female officer did not compromise, but fell to her knees and stubbornly presented the phoenix order.
Of course, Xiaocao didn't dare to pick it up. She is also a girl's family, she has never had experience in this area, and she doesn't know how to save the scene. The female officer who was in charge of teaching the physiology was only responsible for teaching the things in the room at night, and was not on duty in the morning. If she is here, maybe she can find a way to buy off the old female official and fool this matter over.
But now, what should we do?
I was anxious in my heart, but I didn't dare to show the slightest fear and anxiety on the surface.
Han shook my hand vigorously, as if to comfort me. Then he stepped forward, helped the old female official kneeling on the ground with both hands, and said eloquently: "It is normal for the crown princess to be anxious about the affairs of the third princess, and this phoenix order is also urging the third princess to grow up early." After all, the third princess had never been in the field before, not to mention that the princess's status was noble, so she was not worthy of such verification. If you really insist on the physical examination, I am afraid that the third princess will have to cast a shadow on this kind of thing, which is contrary to the original intention of the Empress Dowager's Order. ”
The old female officer snorted coldly, and did not agree immediately, but her eyes fell on the wound on Han's lips that was bitten by me.
Han leaned into the ear of the old female official, and said in a voice that could be heard by the people in the surrounding palace: "My aunt is also a person who has come over, and she must know the taste of the boudoir." Although the princess refused the guidance of the female officer last night, she held the book and tasted all the postures on it, and the abalone became black fungus...... It's better to test it today......"
What kind of slang is that?
I couldn't help but hear it.
The expression on the old woman's face was a little distorted, and her eyes changed a little when she looked at me, as if she didn't expect me to be so "violent".
The palace maids around her were also holding back their laughter, and although Xiaocao didn't know the inside story, she probably guessed what it meant, and laughed out loud without giving face at all.