When Lizi was thinking about Pianpian, she heard the chief judge Jia Jinxiang Jia Hanlin say: "Starting from this year, the poetry competition adopts the method of proposition on the spot, and all talented women must complete it within the time of a stick of incense. The test title of this final is: Talent Girl Competition. ”

Lizi was dumbfounded when she heard this, she had memorized some Tang and Song poems, liked love poems the most, and occasionally wrote a few modern poems, but it was impossible for Liz to write an ancient style poem in a stick of incense. Du Yiming, who was grinding ink on the side, saw that Lizi was stunned, so he suggested: "If you abstain, I can save grinding ink." ”

Liz thought to herself, "It's better to write a few sentences than to abstain." Then he said, "You grind quickly!" After grinding, go and find out what others have written, so I can refer to it. ”

After a little thought, the other talented women picked up the pen and waved it, and all the work of less than a stick of incense was written. Lizi picked up the pen and put it down, scratched his ears and cheeks, didn't know how to write, Du Yiming ran around, looked everywhere, and finally returned to Liz, sighed, and said: "Everyone has finished writing, and besides, you can't refer to other people's poems." I looked at some of the sentences, I couldn't even read the words; There are also some sentences, although I know all the words, but I don't understand the meaning. ”

Lizi said anxiously: "You don't understand, I understand!" Tell me about it. ”

"The hosta is obliquely inserted into the green cloud sideburns. Do you understand? ”

"The original intention is: the hostas in the hair are all crooked. Here may be the description: busy for the game. After speaking, Lizi hurriedly touched the beaded flowers on her head with her hand, and felt that it was also crooked, so she asked while tidying up, "What other verses?" ”

"Mustard is like picking up the ground for a long time. What does this mean? ”

Although Liz didn't understand it, she didn't want to say it clearly, so she said, "Forget it, forget it!" There is no reference value, so let's write it yourself! ”

Seeing that a stick of incense was about to burn out, Lizi had no choice but to write:

Today's venue is really lively, talented women are coming to take the test,

I don't know who will win the championship.

As soon as Liz finished writing, the time was up.

The chief judge Jia Hanlin stood at the front of the stage, and the talented women handed the works to him in order, and after Jia Hanlin took it, he first read the poems of the talented women aloud, and then handed it to the celebrities and talents sitting on both sides to review and rank. After the competition, all the talented women's works will be posted for people to enjoy.

Since it is especially recommended to come in, Liz is last in line. When Jia Hanlin took Liz's work, he saw her words at a glance and blurted out in surprise: "Your words ......"

Lizi looked at Jia Hanlin's expression and knew that she thought her handwriting was not good, but she still argued strongly: "Lord Jia, my handwriting is not written according to the existing script, it is a free body, and it is a school of its own, so you are not used to reading it." Later, if I had the opportunity, I published a copybook, and everyone copied my copybook to write, and gradually more people wrote, and they got used to it. ”

Hearing Liz say this, everyone in the audience wanted to know what kind of characteristics her calligraphy had, and looked forward to appreciating it. Some people are still whispering: "As the saying goes: 'Words are like people'." Miss Shangguan is so cute, and her handwriting must be too good to be different, I must buy her copybook! ”

When Tang Gongzi heard this, his face was red, and he said secretly: "The ignorant are fearless!" Could it be that Miss Shangguan really thinks that her characters are unique? Or, it doesn't matter if she's laughed at, as long as she's happy? Does Shangguan girl's cheerful self-confidence benefit from such a way of thinking? ”

Zhan Xue asked Bai Haohong worriedly: "Everyone will always know the truth in the end, Liz blows the cowhide so big, aren't you afraid of being laughed at?" ”

Bai Haohong had long been accustomed to Lizi's way of speaking, and replied with a relaxed smile: "Lizi usually likes to talk like this, so that everyone can laugh, and she herself doesn't feel ashamed." When Lizi is not in place, it is also said to be a family of its own. ”

On the stage, Jia Hanlin couldn't believe his ears when he heard Liz's answer, and he was stunned all of a sudden, he was sleek and never refuted others in person, so he coughed dryly twice, picked up Liz's poem, and read it aloud. At first, the audience was silent, but after reading it, there was a burst of laughter.

Cui Gonggong said indignantly: "In the history of the talent competition, there has never been such a bad poem. How can this be called poetry? It's just plain talk! It's so insulting! ”

King Yan on the side laughed so hard that he couldn't speak, just nodded vigorously.

The people in Zhan Mansion were a little embarrassed to laugh, and seeing that Bai Haohong was still laughing, Zhan Peng asked puzzledly, "Brother Xian, can you still laugh?" Tomorrow, people will laugh at you for having a silly sister! ”

"If that's the case, I can't ask for it. Who will investigate a fool? ”

Jia Hanlin saw that Lizi was laughed at by everyone, and thought of her little girl's thin skin, afraid that she wouldn't be able to think about it, so he comforted Lizi and said, "Miss Shangguan, your poems are very easy to understand." ”

The audience fell silent, and the audience wanted to hear what Liz had to say. I saw that Liz had no embarrassed expression in the face of ridicule, but smiled and said confidently: "Yes, I am taking the mass line!" My goal is to make my poems accessible to people who can't read. Only in this way can poetry be promoted, so that the vast number of working people can also write and love poetry, everyone will strive to be poets, promote cultural exchanges and development, and enable the culture of the Great Song Dynasty to spread all over the world. ”

When Gonggong Cui heard Lizi's heartfelt answer, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and said angrily to King Yan: "What is this guy's face made of?!" Write such a bad thing, and say what can spread culture. Fortunately, she is not a harem concubine, otherwise she would really lose the royal face. ”

King Yan nodded in agreement, the more Gonggong Cui hated Lizi, the happier he became. In his heart, King Yan admired Lizi's performance, and he secretly sighed: "Lizi can still handle it calmly in such an embarrassing situation; In the face of shameful laughter, it turned out to be the same person who was not poisonous! Unlike the king's wife, she is always worried when she has nothing to do, and complains all day long! Liz's heart quality is very good, she is not the kind of person who is 'idle and sorrowful, speechless and complaining about the east wind', and living with her will definitely be able to be comfortable. This king must marry her! ”

The third competition was painting, which was also required to be completed within the time of a stick of incense. Lizi picked up the pen and was about to paint, when her eyes inadvertently swept to King Yan who was sitting in the front row, and saw that he was looking at him affectionately, she couldn't help but wonder: "Such a pair of affectionate eyes, it's a pity that they grow on King Yan's face." If Big Brother Bai can also look at me with affectionate and charming eyes, it will not be in vain that I have traveled through thousands of years to come to the Great Song Dynasty. Thinking of this, Liz involuntarily put down her pen and looked at Bai Haohong.

Bai Haohong saw that Lizi was slow to paint, as if he was thinking about something, and said secretly: "This stupid person, it's just that he doesn't focus on it usually, and he deserts during the game." Just thinking about it, seeing Liz actually looking at him, he couldn't help frowning and glared at her.