Chapter 2 What to do if you are pregnant with a baby?
"Is that so?" Shen Niannian blinked and said embarrassedly: "Then what if I am pregnant with a baby?" Sister Hua said that it would hurt to have a baby. ”
"Fool, kissing can't get pregnant." Wang Yuqian's eyes suddenly became pitiful, so stupid, how could her family rest assured that she came out alone.
"So how do you have a baby?" Shen Niannian looked curious.
Wang Yuqian put his hands behind his back and said in an old-fashioned manner: "You have to sleep together." ”
"Oh!" Shen Niannian nodded as if he didn't understand.
"So, stay away from me. In the future, you will take a detour when you see me. Wang Yuqian said viciously.
He wouldn't let this little idiot know that he lived next door.
"Brother, do you really want me to be responsible?" Shen Niannian returned to this question, his eyes shining.
"No!!" Wang Yuqian's face was red, half angry and half annoyed.
"That's good, that's good." Shen Niannian patted his heart with reassurance, and said narcissistically: "A little fairy like me must have a lot of boys who like it, and whoever you are with is unfair to other boys." ”
After speaking, Shen Niannian looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and sighed: "Alas! The life of a fairy is destined to be lonely. ”
Wang Yuqian's eyes were a little indescribable, "It's really a stinky shameless." ”
Shen Niannian touched her little face, her little milk voice was soft, "Who said I was shameless, Sister Hua said that my beautiful face is God's love." It's a child who can cry next door. ”
"You sister Hua, that's lying to you. looks so ugly, ugly and weird. "He lives next door, so he didn't cry.
Shen Nian said clearly: "Brother, I know that you are jealous of me. ”
"Don't call me brother, we don't have the genes of an idiot like you."
"What's that calling you, sister?" Shen Niannian said aggrievedly.
"I'm a boy! Girls are called sisters, why are you so stupid. Wang Yuqian frowned, like a little teacher, and there seemed to be a kind of hatred in his eyes.
"Who told you not to tell me your name, should I call you Daddy?" Shen Niannian pursed his mouth.
Ouch! Why does my head hurt so much, Wang Yuqian rubbed his temples.
"I'm only five years old, how could I have given birth to a daughter as old as you. Wang Yuqian, my name ......" Wang Yuqian paused, gritted his teeth again, and said again, "Wang Yuqian." ”
Who is this little idiot, has anyone taken it!
It's pretty good-looking, but it's a little bit of a problem with the brain.
"It turns out that your name is Wang Yuqian!" Shen Niannian showed a bright little face. With a heroic wave of his hand, he said: "Qianqian, this community is covered by me, if you recognize me as the boss, I will protect you in the future." ”
"Childish!" He wouldn't accompany her to play such a mentally retarded game!
Call an idiot the boss and he'll become an idiot too.
Boss, I've watched too much TV!
"I am! Sister Hua said, I am only four years old, which is a childish age. Shen Niannian didn't think there was anything wrong with this.
Wang Yuqian opened his mouth for a long time, and finally could only drop one sentence: "Idiot! ”
"Don't keep calling me an idiot, I'll be angry. When I'm angry, the consequences will be severe. I'll beat you up. ”