I was scolded by her, and before I could say anything to remedy, I hung up the phone first. I couldn't help but feel depressed.

In the evening, Ma Ming entertained guests in a high-end Linjiang seafood restaurant. He came late, and when I arrived, a bunch of dishes I had ordered had already been served, and he looked at my expression and said curiously, "Oh, who upset you?" ”

I didn't want to talk about it, so I called two bottles of liquor, pried open the lid and poured him a glass: "Drink." ”

Ma Ming saw that I didn't want to say more, so I didn't ask any more, he looked at Hang Erlangdang, in fact, he was a person with a sense of proportion, which is why I was willing to be friends with him in addition to the relationship between his subordinates and bosses.

I drank too much wine, and naturally forgot about my troubles, and I was already eight points drunk when I ate to the fullest, so I took out the porcelain bottle containing Ma Wen and put it on the table, shook my head and said regretfully: "It's a pity that Ma Wen can't eat with us." She didn't have any of that back then, did she? Alas, how pitiful. "I'm a good eater, and if there's something in the world that I haven't tasted and I never have the chance to enjoy again, it's an irreparable regret for me. Thinking of Ma Wen, I can't help but treat others with myself.

Ma Ming asked, "Only now do you think of people?" However, if you can think of this layer, you kid has a conscience. Ma Ming took a sip of wine, he didn't drink alcohol, and he didn't know what happy things he met today, so he made an exception.

Ma Ming said: "Actually, if you really want Ma Wen to eat these things, it's not impossible." ”

I was already drunk, but when I heard this, I suddenly sobered up more than half and asked, "Do you really have a way?" ”

Ma Ming nodded, took out a familiar Xiaoding from his backpack, took out three slender incense sticks, lit them and plugged them in, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone. I observed Ma Ming and found that he really didn't forget to bring his black backpack wherever he went, maybe it not only contained the guy he was eating, but also the life-saving things that were more important than his life.

"It's actually quite simple. Isn't it true that ordinary people go to the grave in their hometown to bring things like pig's head meat and incense, incense is the medium that connects the two worlds of yin and yang, as long as you burn incense, the relatives on the opposite side can naturally enjoy your offerings. And for ghosts, incense itself is a great tonic that can replace food. ”

I was slightly surprised and asked, "Is it really possible to receive it?" I thought it was just a traditional custom. ”

Ma Ming shook his head: "It's just that there is a form, how can a traditional custom with no connotation be passed down for thousands of years?" And haven't you eaten the sacrificial food after worshipping your ancestors? ”

"Of course I did."

"Then what do you think is the difference between the ancestral meat you eat and the usual ones?"

Our family worships ancestors generally use bacon, so the feeling of eating that 'strange' is particularly distinct, not that the meat is spoiled or anything, if you want to say it, it should be 'taste', bacon is heavily salted, but those bacons after worshipping ancestors, it tastes very bland, just like the salt in it is gone. And then disappeared the plump, juicy fat feeling of meat.

I suddenly realized: "In other words, the reason why I think those bacon tastes dull is because my ancestors have eaten it?" ”

Ma Ming said: "It doesn't have to be the old ancestor, the old ancestor who really traces back to the eighteenth generation has long been reincarnated, and most of the people who come to eat these are lonely ghosts and wild ghosts that no one worships." ”

"Oh...... Do you say that's the way it goes? Can she take it? "I took a clean plate, picked out a few dishes I liked, and added a delicious lobster, put it on the plate together, and put it in front of the incense Xiaoding.

"Yes, you can, but you have to wait for these things to cool first." Ma Ming said. So I folded the napkin into a small fan and fanned the dishes vigorously. Ma Wen said: "Young master, you don't have to be like this, this, this is really, it tortures me!" ”

She was released by me before Ma Ming lit incense, and I was so moved to see these actions that I had worked so hard for her, with misty tears in my eyes, and I stopped with gratitude.

I ignored it, and only said: "You call me young master, do you want to eat what the young master gave you?" "Gradually, I also began to substitute myself into the role of a young master in front of Ma Wen. And compared to what Ma Wen made for me, just a dish is nothing.

There were more and more surprised glances around me, and I noticed it, but I didn't care. That's thanks to the fact that I'm drunk now, otherwise I would have wanted to dig a hole in the ground if I had a normal day. In these strange eyes, I faintly heard a few angry scoldings such as 'neurotic' and 'brain problems'. was about to get angry, and saw Ma Ming calmly eating a mouthful of food.

We are at the same table, and the table next door is fragrant, and he must have been included in this insulting range, but he is as immobile as if he was deaf, his temperament is calm, and his bearing is generous, which is simply a model for my generation. I decided to learn from him, so I didn't hear the scolding, I didn't see the white eyes.

At the moment when the hot smoke from the dish was completely extinguished, I saw a porcelain white plate containing the dish appear in front of Ma Wen out of thin air. She should have been dead for so many years and had never confiscated the offering, and when she saw the plate suddenly appear, she was shocked by a small snack. It wasn't until I urged me to taste the taste that I picked up the chopsticks and took a small bite.

remembered that when he was in the underground of Qingtong Manor, Ma Ming's ridicule, saying that if you take your wife to a banquet in the future, people will drag your family to take your mouth, so you will bring a tablet and put a pestle on the table.

Looking back on the past, I can't help but have mixed feelings, should I say that Ma Ming is a crow's mouth or a prophecy of God? What a ridiculous scene that sounded like it sounded at the time, but now it's come true. And it was happening right in front of my eyes. But there's no time to dwell on that now.

"How's it taste?" As soon as Ma Wen chewed her stomach, I immediately couldn't wait to ask,

She looked at me with eyes as clear as the water of the stream, and nodded slightly: "It's delicious." ”

Ma Ming burst out laughing. I looked over dissatisfiedly and asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Ma Ming said: "She lied to you, fool. Oni can't taste seafood. ”

"What?" I couldn't help but widen my eyes and asked, "Is there such a statement?" Why? ”

However, Ma Wen obviously couldn't taste it, so in order to make me happy, she still said that it was delicious, which made me very moved......

"I don't know, it's been like this since ancient times, and the tongue of the ghost can't taste the taste of seafood, at least in the country. Of course, I haven't caught foreign ghosts, so it's hard to judge. ”

"You don't even know why, are you so sure?" I deeply despise Ma Ming's lack of practice.

Ma Ming sighed: "You are a college graduate and can skillfully use the Pythagorean law, right?" I asked you to explain how this works, can you explain it? ”

I choked for a moment, couldn't answer, and rubbed my nose and quibbled: "Then if I can explain, won't I become a second Pythagorean?" ”

Ma Ming snorted: "If I can explain, I will also become the second ancestor of the Founding Sect who can be included in the metaphysical textbook." ”

"Ahem, let's change the subject, drink and drink." I couldn't help but continue to lose face, coughing twice to change the subject. I looked at the wine in my hand, and suddenly had an idea: "Since the food can be passed on, the wine must be able to do it, right?" Can a ghost drink the taste of alcohol? ”

"Yes." Ma Ming nodded: "In addition to seafood, they can taste the taste of other things." ”

When Ma Wen heard that we were going to persuade her to drink, she was immediately startled, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, I can't drink." ”

I said, "It's okay, just drink a little bit and taste it, this thing is very interesting, you can try it." ”

Ma Wen still shook her head resolutely: "I will go crazy if I only drink a little." And it's the kind of ...... that no one else can pull into."

I thought about the scene where Ma Wen went crazy, and I couldn't help but shudder, and dispelled the thought of persuading alcohol.

"You can't drink, so do you want to drink something else? Want to drink Coke? ”

Ma Wen had a puzzled look on her face. It dawned on me that she didn't know about such a modern thing as Coke.

Ma Ming opened the coke, poured the black sweet water into the incense burner, and then flattened the coke jar. In the next second, with a sound of 'Peng', the listening cola appeared in front of Ma Wen, she tentatively reached out, and sure enough, she could touch it. Ma Wenwen's quiet and beautiful face showed joy, and she took a sip of the glass of Coke.

By the end of the meal, I was already so drunk that I had several double visions in front of my eyes, and I was still hovering with depression and boredom about Xiaoya's matter. It was said that I vomited the truth after drinking, and I finally couldn't help but say: "Manager Ma, what you told me last time...... Is it true that my girlfriend looks at her face and looks like a watery poplar? Can this kind of thing really be seen by faces? ”

"Of course, you can see that you usually think that someone has a decrepit face? That's a lot of learning. But what do you do when you suddenly ask about this? Ma Ming asked lightly.

As soon as I was emotional, I directly took out my wallet and took a photo of Xiaoya's head in front of him: "Manager Ma, you can help me take a look again." My girlfriend's appearance, is it really watery poplar? Looking at her photos, can you tell if she will cheat? ”