"The story? What a story! ”

Zhu Long seemed very curious, because for so many years, the Zhu Fei he knew was a person who spoke little, although he was the speaker of Cyan Town, but because he was addicted to mechanical techniques, he locked himself in his home all day long, except for dealing with some tedious trivial matters, he hardly showed up!

He usually says very little, but now he wants to tell Zhu Long a story, which is a strange thing!

Therefore, in addition to curiosity, Zhu Long seemed quite interested!

Zhu Fei picked up the teacup, took a sip, and asked, "I'm older than you!" ”

Zhu Long glanced at Zhu Fei, both of them were the size of babies, but Zhu Fei's face was much older than Zhu Long!

If there were outsiders present, hearing them discussing such an issue, they would surely laugh out loud teeth!

Zhu Long thought for a moment and said seriously, "You are older than me, and you have been older than me for thirty years!" ”

Zhu Fei nodded, and then sighed, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that we would also get old!" ”

Zhu Long's expression was gloomy, he thought so at first, but later, some of them who were already old began to slowly change something, and they realized that they would also get old!

Although he has not yet appeared old at this time, it is imminent to leave here!

He also sighed, although it is common for people to be born, old, sick and dead, but for them, it is a feeling that is difficult to describe!

"This story was told to me by my grandmother, when I was a child, I often couldn't sleep at night, and in order to lull me to sleep, my grandmother often told me all kinds of stories."

"Every day before going to sleep, she will tell me a bedtime story, my memory is very good, every story my grandma has told me, I can remember it very clearly, but I don't know if I am a stranger person, if my grandma's story is repeated, I only need to listen to two sentences to know that she has told the story, and then no matter what, the trick of telling the story does not work for me!"

"She can only change the law, and she can't tell me repeated stories so that she can lull me to sleep!"

But later on, she found that there was no more story to tell! So what to do? I can only tell stories that I don't know if they are appropriate for my age, and I don't pick them anyway, I just can't listen to repeated stories! ”

"I still remember every story she told me, and there was one that left a lasting impression on me! The story I'm telling you now is that story! ”

"That story can be said to be my grandmother's personal experience!"

"When she was young, one day, a fortune teller came up on the street, and at first, no one went to the fortune teller to tell her fortune, because most of these fortune tellers were liars!"

"That fortune teller is not like other fortune tellers, shouting or something on the street, he goes out of the stall on time every day, and when it gets dark, he closes the stall on time, and after a long time, there are inevitably some curious people!"

"One day, there was an idle man, he came to the fortune teller's stall, and said, old man, I see that you have set up so many stalls, and there is no business, is it not accurate! Why don't you give me a free hexagram, if the calculation is accurate, it can be regarded as a propaganda for you! If you don't get it right, I'll smash your mess! Don't mess around here! ”

The fortune teller smiled, and when he looked at this person's clothes and conversation, he knew that he was a ruffian, but what he said was also coarse, he was a fortune teller, what was it if he couldn't calculate accurately? If the calculation is accurate, he can indeed spread his reputation! For him, there is nothing to lose! Because he's confident! ”

The fortune teller agreed to the ruffian, and he asked what the ruffian was! The ruffian scratched his head and thought about it, and said to count his fortune! ”

"The fortune teller pinched his fingers, and then told him that tomorrow, a gold bar would fall from the sky on West Street, and then hit him on the head!"

The ruffian burst out laughing! Said old man, just like you, you still come out to tell fortunes, you can't calculate accurately! Let's put that aside, let's not talk about whether there are gold bars falling from the sky! I'm going to stay at home tomorrow and I won't go out for a day! West Street will not go! How can you still get hit on the head by gold bars on West Street? ”

"You old liar, I'm going to smash your stall right now!"

"There were a lot of people gathering in front of the fortune teller's stall on the street! Those people started talking! ”

"Someone sweats for this fortune teller!"

"There is no such fortune teller, no fortune teller will tell the exact time and place of what happened! Because if you say it in this way, the fortune teller will avoid these times and places, and then it will be said afterwards that he is not accurate! ”

"Some people think this fortune teller is too stupid! No brains! ”

"With this brain, let's change careers and do something else! Before you understand the basic elements of fortune telling, you can learn to tell fortunes! Fortune telling is a key point, and words cannot be said absolutely! To be ambiguous! It's hard to guess, black can also be said to be white! To put it in layman's terms, it is an afterthought, hindsight! ”

"In short, I just don't think about this fortune teller! Shake your head! ”

The fortune teller smiled, pressed the ruffian's hand and said, hey, don't be in a hurry, wait for tomorrow, if I can't calculate accurately, it's not too late for you to open my stall again!"

The ruffian laughed even harder, and he said to the crowd of onlookers, "Everyone hears it!" The old fortune teller said, "I'll be hit on the head tomorrow by a gold bar falling from the sky on West Street, and if he can't calculate correctly, I'll smash his stall!" As he spoke, he looked at the fortune teller and said, "Say yes!" ”

The fortune teller stroked his gray beard and nodded, yes!"

"That ruffian is very proud, I decided not to go out tomorrow, you just wait to be smashed by me!"

"The fortune teller just smiled, if you can't count it, just smash it!"

"Good, good! What a big breath, I want to see if you can be so crazy tomorrow! Wait for me! ”

The crowd of onlookers shook their heads like rattles! If you don't go out for a day, it doesn't matter if you don't eat or drink! This ruffian is hard-hearted, if you can't get along with this fortune-telling old man! ”

"The crowd is gone!"

"Soon, the day passed!"

"The next day, the fortune teller still came out of the stall on time, and the ruffian never appeared, until sunset, when the ruffian appeared in front of his stall with his head covered!"

"His head was bloody, and he looked scary! He's going to set up a fortune teller's stall! ”

"The crowd of onlookers yesterday was because they were all shopkeepers and stall owners of some nearby shops, and when they saw the ruffian appear, they saw that his head was broken, and they all surrounded him again!"

He wanted to open the fortune teller's fortune-telling booth, but the fortune teller stopped him and asked him why he was doing it! Am I not sure of the calculations? ”

"At this time, the crowd of onlookers also felt very curious, according to the agreement, if the fortune teller is not accurate, the ruffian can smash his stall!"

"But seeing that the ruffian's head was bleeding, it was obviously hit by something, so everyone thought of what the fortune teller said, today the ruffian will be hit on the head by gold bars falling from the sky on West Street!"

"When he left yesterday, the ruffian swore that he would not go out for a day today! See how he gets hit on the head with a gold bar! ”

"The ruffian said he was right! But he's still going to smash his stall! ”

So the crowd of onlookers showed surprised expressions! The first is that the fortune teller is so godly, and the second is why this ruffian still smashes his stall when he calculates accurately! ”

"The ruffian then told him what happened today, when he went home last night, he bought a lot of dry food, and prepared not to go out for a day today, until just now, he stayed at home, and he never took a step out of the door!"

"The day is coming to an end! He was very excited in his heart, because the thought of that fortune teller was going to lose to him! He's happy! ”

He fell asleep in a daze! But when he fell asleep, he had a dream in which he was robbed of his house, and the thief was so bold that he searched his house and then came to look for something on his body! ”

Then he woke up, and found that this was not a dream, that there was really a thief in his house, and that the thief was squatting on top of him at this time, and was using a knife to cut the ancestral jade pendant he was wearing!"

"When the thief saw him wake up, he cut the rope with the jade block with a knife, and then jumped out of the window and escaped!"

"That ruffian is in full swing, he has always been the only one who steals others, where is it the turn of others to steal his share, not to mention, he actually stole his ancestral jade pendant!"

"He can't care about anything else! also jumped out of the window and chased out, the thief didn't look at him skinny, he ran faster than a rabbit! ”

"I was about to catch up, but the next moment, I let him run away again! The ruffian chased him for several streets, but he didn't catch up! ”

He chased after him, and then, suddenly, something fell from the sky, hit him on the head, and he was immediately smashed to the ground, and blood flowed from his forehead! The pain made him almost faint! ”

He shook his head, then glanced at what had hit him on the head, and it turned out to be a gold bar!

"He suspected that he had seen it wrong, so he picked it up, put it in his mouth and bit it, it was heavy, gritting his teeth, it was a gold bar!"

"That yellow gold bar still has a trace of blood, isn't it the culprit who smashed his head out of a hole?"

He remembered that the fortune teller said that he would be hit on the head by a gold bar falling from the sky on West Street, and he raised his head to take a look at this place... Isn't that West Street? ”

He took the gold bar, and stood blankly, the thief had already run away! So what is this? A blessing in disguise? ”

"That fortune teller is really accurate! While he sighed, he secretly enjoyed in his heart, he didn't know how much jade pendant he could buy for this gold bar! He didn't plan to chase the thief either! ”

However, just as he was secretly happy and was about to leave, he saw several people suddenly walking towards him menacingly! But he didn't know those people! ”