Chapter 10024: Than Drinking?
Chen Yifan had a headache, he had just made a lot of effort to defeat the old man of the god of wine.
However, this was still when the old man did not drink.
Now this old man still seems to be very disobedient to himself, I am afraid that he will not obey his orders, even if it is just to stop him from approaching Xi'er, he will not be able to do it, let alone other orders.
Defeating the old man of Dionysus is just a means, so that he is convinced, and he is willing to obey his orders, which is Chen Yifan's goal.
Now, the goal has clearly not been achieved.
But it's better than drinking...... Isn't that the end of this?
You can't win in this life!
The strength can still be improved, the key is the amount of alcohol he pours when he dips the wine, how to improve it?
"......" Looking at the old man of the god of wine who was jumping on his feet, Chen Yifan fell into deep thought.
"Since you say that you are the god of wine, then I am afraid that you are not only very good at drinking, but also very good at winemaking!" Chen Yifan asked the old man who was jumping to his feet.
The old man was stunned for a moment, not understanding what he meant.
However, he then smirked and affirmed, "Of course! ”
"Speaking of wine, whether it is winemaking or wine tasting, I dare to say second, no one dares to say first!"
Looking at the confident old man of Bacchus, the corners of Chen Yifan's mouth gradually rose.
"Really? But I don't think it's a good thing, and drinking it hurts ......."
"Fart! You're just farting! The old man of the god of wine turned pale and scolded angrily.
He can allow others to insult him, and he can not allow others to insult wine!
"Do you know how many mortals in the mortal world have lost their lives because of alcohol?"
Chen Yifan shook his head and said: "Although the wine is delicious, there are many drawbacks!" ”
"How is that possible? Who would drink to death? The old man of Bacchus questioned what Chen Yifan said.
Because the people he came into contact with were very strong, and he naturally didn't drink to death.
Chen Yifan took out his mobile phone and showed the old man Bacchus some videos of drunk driving accidents on the earth, fortunately, his mobile phone will be automatically saved, and the videos he has seen before have been saved.
"What is this?" The old man looked at the various cars in the video with a surprised look on his face, and asked suspiciously.
"You can think of this as a magic weapon that we use for long-distance transportation."
"But this magic weapon also needs to be controlled by people, because the speed of the magic weapon is extremely fast, and once the person who controls the magic weapon gets drunk, it will ......," Chen Yifan explained.
"......" The old man was silent and frowned.
Obviously, the videos he sees now have a strong impact on him.
It was almost impossible for the people he came into contact with to be drunk and life-threatening.
It is possible to endanger the lives of others.
For example, he had a friend back then, because he was drunk, he wiped out the 3,000 people of other people's sects.
When he woke up afterwards, he forgot why.
After thinking for a long time, he said, "It may be that the young sect master of that sect once glanced at his wife more. ”
And that friend himself, although he reprimanded the young sect master on the surface, expressed generosity and did not pursue it.
In fact, I have a grudge against this matter in my heart.
"You're showing me these low-level monks, aren't they? The strong can't use such a magic weapon at all! The old man of Bacchus was still not stupid, and soon saw some clues and questioned Chen Yifan.
"What? Could it be that in your eyes, those with low strength are not considered living beings? ”
"I'm sorry, I'm also cultivating from the low-level monk in your mouth to now, and I'll fight again?" Chen Yifan asked the old man of the god of wine dissatisfied.
"......" The old man didn't answer for a while, he didn't really want to fight with Chen Yifan.
"Although it is true that wine sometimes makes mistakes, it has nothing to do with the wine itself, who told these people that they are not strong in self-control, knowing that they want to control the magic weapon, they still have to drink, and get drunk!" The old man argued.
Chen Yifan laughed: "If they drank water, there would be no such problem." ”
"So, compared to water, this wine is indeed a little harmful, what do you say?" Chen Yifan asked the old man again.
The old man of Dionysus is a little confused, how can this wine compare with water?
These are two completely different things!
But when you think about it, there is some truth in what this kid said.
Logical genius!
Just when the old man of Dionysus was in a daze, Chen Yifan finally threw out his purpose.
"Since you say that you are the god of wine, it shouldn't be difficult for you to solve this little shortcoming for wine, right?"
"Of course! I can make a perfect wine that doesn't get drunk, you don't have anything to say, right? Speaking of this, the old man of Bacchus took the initiative to interrupt Chen Yifan and proposed.
He doesn't allow others to insult alcohol, but since the "harmful" problem of alcohol is unavoidable, he feels that he should be able to solve it.
As long as it is resolved, Chen Yifan will have no excuse to slander that drinking is harmful.
"That's what you said!" Chen Yifan looked at the old man of Bacchus and said with a smile.
"Then in that case, just like that, if you can brew a completely harmless wine that can make ordinary people not get drunk even a thousand cups, even if you win!"
"From now on, I can't find fault with you, the god of wine, and I'm convinced."
"Moreover, since alcohol is harmless, I don't care if you make Xi'er drink like today." Chen Yifan pointed to Xi'er and said.
"I'll be this evaluator, see if your wine can really make people not pour a thousand glasses, what do you think?"
"And if you can't, you will lose to me today, and you will not complain again, and you will not be allowed to approach Xi'er without my permission."
"Good! That's it! Give me a day! The old man of Bacchus couldn't wait to prove himself and prove the wine, so he answered directly.
"Good! High fives for vows! Chen Yifan raised his hand and said.
"Smack!" With a crisp sound, the agreement was established.
The old man of Bacchus immediately ran back, apparently in retreat to make wine.
Xi'er opened her small mouth and looked at this scene in amazement.
Grandpa Dionysus was pitted by the horn!
In terms of drinking, Horn is not an ordinary person at all, he is much inferior to ordinary people.
"And you, what are you looking at? Keep me away from Xi'er, and don't hug her if there's nothing to do! Chen Yifan picked up Xi'er and glanced at everyone around.
However, before the crowd could respond, a voice with joy was heard.
"Xi'er! Xiao Xi'er! ”
Chen Yifan turned his head to look over, and saw that at the gate of the courtyard, the grandmother who raised the phoenix was waving to Xi'er with a smile on her face.
"Xi'er, look! Grandma made you an egg custard! The old grandmother warmly brought a bowl of egg custard.
"Wow! It smells so good! I want to eat! Xi'er clapped her hands excitedly.
"Hey, I'll take a bite first." Chen Yifan raised his hand to stop her, and looked at the kind-looking old lady in front of him suspiciously.
The old lady's method of killing the phoenix yesterday was not kind at all, it can be described as quite brutal!
"Well......" took a bite, Chen Yifan couldn't help squinting his eyes, delicious, quite delicious!
After confirming that there was no problem, they fed Xi'er a little, and within five minutes, the father and daughter finished eating the big bowl of egg custard.
"Wow! Delicious, grandma, what is this made of? Xi'er asked innocently.
"Phoenix eggs! I've got two more today, and I'll make them for you tonight! The old lady said dotingly.
"......" Xi'er froze, and cried out on Chen Yifan's shoulder.
Her little heart was extremely entangled and painful at this time.
The phoenix is so beautiful, why eat the phoenix?
But the phoenix is delicious!