Chapter Ninety-Six: The peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost
A hot iron rod?
Even with the fat man's IQ, he was stunned for a while before he realized what the murder weapon in Yang Xiaorou's mouth was.
Swish!
With the fat man's face, he couldn't help but blush at the moment, and he was extremely embarrassed for a while.
At this moment, the fat man can only remain silent.
Fatty, steady, must be steady!
The fat man kept comforting himself in his heart.
If you can't bear it, you really want to make a big plan!
The situation is critical, and the fat man has to be careful, otherwise his reputation will be completely ruined!
Yang Xiaorou watched the fat man suddenly become depressed, and his momentum was completely weakened, and he immediately lifted his spirits and chased after the fat man: "Dead fat man! Hurry up! Hand over the murder weapon you just attacked me!"
"Dead fatty, hand over the murder weapon!"
"Dead fatty, hand over the murder weapon!"
"Dead fatty, hand over the murder weapon!"
"Dead fatty, hand over the murder weapon!"
"Dead fatty, hand over the murder weapon!"
......
For a while, all the beauties united in solidarity with Yang Xiaorou, and the crisp and beautiful voices gathered together at this moment, and suddenly turned into a turbulent river, which turned out to be amazing!
Many male students around him have all turned into sculptures: "......"
Poor fat brother, you ask for more blessings.
Look at this posture, fat brother, you have to hand over the murder weapon, and you have to hand it over if you don't hand it over!
Everyone looked at the fat man's gaze, and for a moment they were filled with infinite sympathy.
Su Ming couldn't do anything at the moment, but had deep sympathy for the fat man.
Fatty, you can't blame your boss.
It's really, there's really no way!
......
Zhongmei's voice was too loud and penetrating, and it directly shook the fat man's ears to the point of deafness.
The fat man's face at the moment, a burst of blue, a burst of white, a burst of green, a burst of white, like a slide is unpredictable.
The fat man's chest was also rising and falling violently at this moment, and it was obvious that he was in a difficult mood.
In the end, should I hand it over? or not?
The fat man was extremely entangled at the moment, and his fat face was dripping with cold sweat.
Yang Xiaorou was still putting pressure on the fat man at the moment: "Dead fat man! Hurry up, hand over the murder weapon that attacked me just now! If you don't hand it over today, you don't want to leave here!"
Zhongmei immediately supported Yang Xiaorou and put pressure on the fat man: "Yes, if you don't hand over the murder weapon today, you don't want to leave here!"
The fat on the fat man's face suddenly shook violently!
Immediately, the fat man gritted his teeth violently-
It's too much of a deception!
Fatty, I spelled!
Immediately, the fat man put his hand on his trouser pocket directly under the gaze of Zhongmei, and then suddenly unraveled!
"Come on, don't you want the fat man to hand over the murder weapon?!
The fat man roared, like thunder!
The next moment-
"Ahh
"Shameless!"
"Ahh
"Ahh
......
One after another, panicked and shy screams resounded directly and rushed into the sky!
Immediately, Zhongmei directly raised a pair of jade hands, covering their red faces one by one, like a frightened deer, and fled in fright!
The scene was immediately empty, only the fat man wearing a pair of white pants, standing proudly between heaven and earth, contemptuous of lifelong ants!
The most strange thing is that on the fat man's big white pants, there is a peony tree, and there is a huge red peony on the tree.
This red peony is dazzlingly red, which forms a sharp contrast with the big white pants, which is very visually conflicting!
The most strange thing is that on both sides of this peony tree, there are three lines of words.
Someone has sharp eyes and can directly see the three lines of words-
The first line - peony flowers die!
The second line - being a ghost is also romantic!
The third line is a horizontal batch - the vision of the fat man!
Poof-
Hanging explosion!
My fat brother!
You're the pride of our men!
All the male students roared in their hearts, and their blood was completely boiling!
The last move of the fat man!
Directly ignited the scene!
......
The fat man felt the adoring gaze of everyone, smiled proudly, then lifted his pants, tied his trouser pockets, and walked towards Su Ming with a majestic attitude.
Su Ming watched the fat man come over, startled, and turned around silently without hesitation-
Dead fatty!
Don't say you know me!
Brother really can't afford to lose that person!
However, Su Ming's wish was destined to fail.
The fat man stood beside Su Ming, and Niu / Bi laughed coaxingly: "Haha, these little ladies are also the opponents of the fat brother?
Immediately, the fat man stared at Su Ming excitedly: "Boss, do you see that my performance just now is amazing?"
Alas, it's time to come, you can't hide, accept your fate.
Su Ming sighed softly, then stared at the fat man with a serious face, and nodded heavily: "Amazing! It's really amazing! It's as amazing as fireworks in the night sky!"
The fat man was recognized by Su Ming, and immediately grinned, with a smug face: "Hahaha, I knew that you would definitely admire me, boss! Boss, your metaphor is too classic, too appropriate, fat man, I am really as amazing as the fireworks in the night sky, hahaha!"
The fat man then laughed: "Boss, let's go, now that the Hanging Explosion Gang has been established, we have to start recruiting!"
The fat man couldn't help but say, and immediately pulled Su Ming to the table, took the loudspeaker and began to shout: "Fellow students, we welcome everyone to join the Hanging Bang Gang! I hope everyone will sign up! Promote the prestige of my Hanging Bang Gang!"
"Join my hanging gang, there are many beautiful women, there are many handsome guys, and the fat brother will teach the pickle girl stunt from time to time, so that you can get rid of the embarrassment of being a single dog as soon as possible, and go to the peak of your life from now on!"
"As long as you join my Hanging Bang Gang, you can get a copy of the gang leader's autograph, this is something that can glorify your ancestors in the future!
"Don't miss the opportunity!"
The fat man was full of energy at the moment, and he had enough strength to shout there.
But the effect is really a bit miserable.
Regardless of the fat man's hard publicity, no new student came over to sign up.
The fat man didn't look effective or depressed, but showed a very sad look, turned to Su Ming and said: "Boss, it's better for you to shout, alas, I am too handsome and too bright, so that those male students feel inferior and jealous, and those female students feel unattainable, impossible, this is human nature." ”
Poof!
Su Ming's body staggered, and he almost fell to the ground!
Su Ming has seen narcissism, but he has never seen a fat man so narcissistic!
No!
This is shameless!
And at this time, a new student came over and kindly reminded the fat man: "Fat brother, the academy has regulations, although the establishment of a club, although it does not require any formalities, it is a voluntary principle, but there must be more than three members, it can be regarded as a legal club recognized by the academy. ”