Chapter I
My name is Wu Ping, and I am plain and plain.
Maybe my parents wanted my life to be ordinary and free of disasters, so they gave me such a name, which of course can also be understood as peace.
I also lived up to expectations, I really lived a fairly ordinary life, but it was not stable, which can be described as many disasters. Because who gave me the surname Wu? Alas~
I was born into an ordinary family, how ordinary is it? Anyway, it's a very ordinary kind; Living in an ordinary house, eating ordinary meals every day, reading ordinary comics, listening to ordinary music, growing an ordinary height, and having an ordinary face, in general, is the standard embodiment of passers-by.
Of course! Even if people are ordinary, there will always be some extraordinary places! For example, my bad grades, the worst university I went to, timidity, cowardice, low self-esteem, etc.; In general, my extraordinaryness is all about the negative.
Because I am timid, have low self-esteem, and have not had any real friends around me since I went to school for so long. I didn't think about making any friends, because in my opinion, it would be better to be alone, and without those shouting, I would be able to live freely! After finishing in a year, I went out to find an ordinary, ordinary job, and that's it for the rest of my life.
I sat alone on my bed in my college dorm room, watching the sunset outside the window, smoking a cigarette and thinking about it all.
With a flick of the cigarette ash, I looked to the left of the window at the men and women in the school garden who were in love, and then at the students on the right side of the court who were scuffling together for some unknown reason. I'm still more yearning for the school garden, but it's not that I like to peep at other people's objects, it's just that the girls' dormitory building, just next to the flower bed, I've been looking forward to the appearance of a person, I haven't seen her today, I can't help but feel a little low.
Just as I was thinking nonsense, the door of the dormitory opened, and I turned my head to look, and it turned out that the roommates in the dormitory had returned, scolding one by one!
It seems that there was a fight in the stadium, which caused the dean to go crazy and blast all the students back.
Although I don't have a very good relationship with my roommates, after all, we have been living together for two years, so we are not so strange, in fact, it is not bad to be so lively, and it is not so lonely.
Sleeping on my top bunk is Ah Kai from the Department of Physical Education, and I am a fellow villager, and I am also small, usually I talk to him the most, I don't know if we are friends, I feel like, but he gives me the feeling, I don't care to him.
"Hey! Is there still smoke? Ah Kai asked me as he wiped the sweat from his head. I handed him a cigarette and smiled at him, but didn't say anything.
Thinking about your own business, thinking about the upcoming summer vacation. I can finally get out of here, go back to the place where I was born, go back to my little 10 square meter bedroom, and look at my shabby little comics!
There were six people living in our dormitory, but three months ago, a man named Wang Qiang in the dormitory was taken away by the Public Security Bureau because of a fight outside the school, and I don't know if he was locked up or expelled from the school!
Anyway, I haven't seen him since, and the bedding and luggage have disappeared after a class.
In addition to me and Akai, the rest of the three people, one is Liu Bin from the Department of Computer Science, and the other is Wang Shulei, who is studying liberal arts, wearing glasses, polite, and always loves to learn from the director of teaching, so we usually call him Secretary Wang. Another one is Zhao Xiaodong, who is in the same department and class as me, studying electrical engineering.
In fact, these people are not so difficult to get along with, just because of my character, the relationship is not very close, I usually don't like to talk, so they also gave me a nickname called Wu Laofu!
Ah Kai sat at the head of my bed, smoking a cigarette and looking at his mobile phone, Zhao Xiaodong, who had just entered the door, came over and saw Akai and scolded: ", aren't you out of smoke?" Ah Kai didn't look up, picked up the remaining half pack of cigarettes from under my pillow and handed it over, and replied lightly: "Old wilted."
Zhao Xiaodong took out a dot, took a puff, looked at me, and then scolded and said to Akai: "it, every day you know how to bully Lao Fu, Lao Fu's cigarettes are not yours, see that you are generous, when will you be able to send back your own cigarettes?" Akai glanced at him angrily and retorted: "You have the ability not to smoke, what are you talking about if you smoke everything?" ”
Zhao Xiaodong saw that Akai was still unconvinced, and he was still thinking about saying something, not wanting to suffer a loss. Before he opened his mouth, Secretary Wang on the side took the words: "Okay, okay, they are all good brothers under the same roof, don't quarrel." People haven't said anything yet, have they? What are you arguing about? After speaking, he picked up the cigarette case and took out one and lit it, and he didn't forget to give one to Liu Bin.
Zhao Xiaodong is like this, full of rivers and lakes, greeting other people's mothers and relatives at every turn, always saying that he is the most righteous and the most friends, but in fact, I have never seen him really stick a knife in the ribs or something, just like Ah Kai said, he is a person who sounds good but his actual actions show that it is not like that at all.
Zhao Xiaodong listened to Secretary Wang's words, and said to Secretary Wang with an unhappy face: "You are a fake and serious, don't give me lessons every day!" Do you really think you're the fucking secretary? It's a good brother under the same roof, you smoke a small cigarette one by one, why doesn't anyone give Lao Wei one? After speaking, he took out another cigarette from my cigarette case and brought it to me, "Come and smoke, you're welcome!" "I'm sweating!!
Liu Bin is actually a very honest person, unlike the three of them, one loves to pretend to be cool, a little ruffian, and the other is a fake serious! Although I usually like to make jokes about me, I still have a very kind heart.
After Liu Bin lit a cigarette, he threw the lighter in front of me and said to me: "Thank you, my brothers, I have really run out of ammunition and food these days, and when I go back and buy cigarettes, you are not looking for us." I could only smile and reply, "It's okay, it's okay, let's smoke." I still have a lot of stock at home, and I'm going home for the holidays anyway. ”
Zhao Xiaodong glanced at the secretary, then took my words and said to me: "Lao Fu, it's a holiday soon, don't fucking be bored in this broken dormitory every day, peeking at other people's big girls and little daughters-in-law!" You're a wonder in the sullen world. After speaking, he took a puff of cigarette and continued: "Brothers, I plan to arrange it for the summer vacation, find a fucking place with green mountains and green waters to play with him for a few days, and make an appointment with a few big girls, wouldn't it be pleasant to play in the water?" He looked at me with a lewd smile on his face.
After hearing this, Secretary Wang gave Zhao Xiaodong a punch, and said seriously, "When can you change your hooligan appearance?" Let's use the summer vacation to strengthen internal communication with the female students at school, right? For you to say this, it seems like we've all become as obscene as you! It's simply incurable, incurable! ”
"Whew!" Zhao Xiaodong glanced at the secretary angrily. "You don't have a fucking garlic with this big head of garlic, who the hell said that you won't go if you don't have a girl? Are you embarrassed to educate me now? ”
After speaking, he looked at me, "Lao Fu, are you going?" I can say it in advance, as long as your crush Liu Tong has promised us, come with us when the time comes, don't you say that buddies are not righteous in the future! After Zhao Xiaodong finished speaking, my heart trembled, I didn't pay attention to Akai beside me at all, the strange expression on his face, perhaps, for now, even if I noticed it, I wouldn't understand why.
Zhao Xiaodong said that Liu Tong is a female classmate in the secretary's class, with a very delicate face, big eyes, and white skin, which is very good-looking.
At first glance, you can tell that you are studying liberal arts. But the personality is very lively. An introvert like me is easily fascinated by Liu Tong's kind of innocent girl with a hint of playfulness, of course, I sit here, and I have been looking forward to her.
Of course, I just secretly glanced at her a few times every time she passed by, after all, I really didn't have the courage to confess such a thing.
After a meal of blows and slashes, it is also late. Looking at my cigarette case, which had been bye, I could only shake my head helplessly. Seeing this, Zhao Xiaodong walked over to me, put his arm around my shoulders and said to me: "Lao Fu, you invite us to smoke, Brother Dong, I can't fucking lose you, right?" Let's go to the cafeteria with my brother to eat. ”
I cried and thought to myself that my meal card was going to be ruined again!!
After eating and showering, the other people in the dorm room were still bragging and farting, and I really didn't want to be a part of them. So I lay down in bed early and pulled up the mosquito net.
Thinking about what Zhao Xiaodong said today, I closed my eyes, and Liu Tong's face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. Alas~ If I have the opportunity to get along with her, of course I am willing.
Finally, I, who had never participated in a group activity, was ready to accept Zhao Xiaodong's invitation to participate in their outdoor trip. Expect it to be a wonderful and memorable trip. Thinking about it, I fell asleep.