Chapter 1: Compulsory Confession
"Young man, it's fate to come to me to buy something! Brother can't let you suffer, you can tell how much it is! ”
Ning An was stunned, paused the game in his hand, and picked up a jade Guanyin, the quality is not too good, but it is not bad, and it is quite beautiful.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!"
The boss straightened up, quite dissatisfied, looking like I could still lie to you.
"That's... 20? Ning An said uncertainly.
The boss's body stiffened, and he grabbed it! Spicy big price tag, 1099! Do you want to buy it when you're 20? What a talent!
Looking at Ning An, the boss was not surprised, but just shook his head, meaning 20 is definitely not good.
"Isn't 20 okay, what about 200?"
“… 200? The boss's face collapsed, his heart was dripping blood, and the kid was really ruthless! sighed, shook his head and said, "Since it's fate, 200 is 200!" The young man is not an ordinary person at first glance, and my Lao Liu should have made you a friend today! ”
Ning An's eyes lit up, "Really? ”
"Then can there be a fake?" The boss has a bad face!
Ning An hurriedly thanked him, he didn't expect the boss to be so good, 1099's Jade Guanyin actually wiped a fraction from the middle, as for what is that 1 yuan?
"But..."Ning An wanted to speak and stopped, a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong? Little brother, although this jade is cheap, I sold it at a loss, and you will definitely not suffer a loss! What else is there to hesitate about? ”
Ning An hesitated, and the boss panicked instantly, so bad... A little bit more!
"This bead is pretty good, but... Not enough money..."
Ning An pointed to a bead with a whole body of turquoise, with a price tag of 59 yuan, and then looked at Guanyin in his hand, as well as in the other hand... 200 pieces, a little hesitant.
Seeing this, the boss breathed a sigh of relief, 200 is a little less, but it is nothing compared to business, gritted his teeth, behaved very boldly, and said: "What is this, it is a gift to the little brother!" Friends, yes! ”
"I'm sorry..."
"Little brother, don't say anything, it's all fate, I heard that there are activities at the stall over there, go there and have a look!"
The boss stuffed Guanyin and beads into Ning An's hand, and took the 200 yuan in Ning An's other hand, with tears in his eyes.
"Boss, you're such a nice guy!"
Ning An nodded, left with his things, even bought and sent, and wiped the change from the middle, there are not many such bosses...
Seeing that Ning An was walking away, the boss wiped the sweat on his forehead, his face was hideous, and he cursed in his mouth: Silly fork! Neuropathy...
Obviously, the owner is not so polite!
In these years, there are not many people who can go out and carry their certificates, especially the mental illness certificate, which is comparable to a beating license!
Ning An took a fancy to a jade Guanyin and wanted to buy it for two hundred yuan, but the boss didn't sell it, so they squatted in front of the stall, didn't say a word, and played the game for 3 hours.
Many people came to see things, but they were all disturbed by Ning An, and the boss was immediately angry, this is either mentally ill or here to stir up the scene!
The boss immediately called a few friends to clean up Ning An, who expected that a word would become a prophecy, Ning An calmly took out a little red book: Mental illness certificate!
The boss was instigated in seconds, and several people with sticks ran away overnight, as if they saw Grandma Qiao Biluo, there was no way, for the sake of the business boss was bleeding in his heart, and he reluctantly sent away this plague god...
Ning An is a student of engineering and went straight back to the dormitory.
Touching the jade Guanyin in his hand, it feels very good, it is not bad to sell thousands of yuan without bargaining, the boss guessed correctly, Ning An is mentally ill to stir up the scene.
The negotiated took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and it was the girl who answered the phone: "Hey? The matter was done, and I brought you a gift. ”
"Really? What gift? ”
The sweet voice reached Ning An's ears, with a hint of surprise and a hint of temptation.
However, Ning An was unmoved: "Send the son Guanyin." ”
There was silence on the other end of the phone, seeing that the storm was coming, Ning An hung up the phone without hesitation and got clean.
Hung up the phone, Ning An sneered, he dared to pit his Ning An's girlfriend! Except for his mother, Ning An is such a girlfriend!
It's just that the boss is interesting and knowledgeable, and some people don't take fake testimony seriously, but Ning An is different, Ning An got a real certificate!
Guanyin is given to others, the beads are indeed Ning An's favorite, you can't be busy for a long time, you can't get anything, and you put 200 yuan in it, right?
"Baozhu, Baozhu, who is the smartest person in the world, only me, right?" The corners of Ning An's mouth rose and asked unceremoniously.
"Ding! The password is correct! The system is activated, the candidate, the bloodline is pure, meets the conditions for recognizing the master, does it start to recognize the master? ”
Ning An: "??? "It's full of question marks.
Coming back to his senses, the corners of Ning An's mouth twitched... Practical joke?
"What the hell do you really think you're a fool of, and if you have a certificate, you're mentally ill? Huang Feihong, Bruce Lee or Liu Gongzi......"
Ning An searched in his mind for the few people who had been tricked by himself, the fat man Huang Feihong, the sullen big man Li Xiaolong... After thinking about it, I felt that the range was a bit large, and it was difficult to judge, so I turned my eyes to the beads again.
"Get out! Recognize your grandma's legs! ”
What about the system, really think that he is a second-year teenager, thinking about punishing evil and promoting good all day long? I'm afraid it's not a head show that is funny!
"Ding! The system recognizes the Lord, can travel through the heavens, and there are endless possibilities! ”
Ning An smiled, pretending to be really similar, took out his mobile phone and continued to play the game, "The whole person is always tidy, boy, don't let me catch you!" ”
"Ding! Don't you feel ashamed that the candidate has nothing to pursue, and that he wastes his good years all day long! ”
Obviously, the system did not give up, and followed it step by step, hoping that Ning An would realize that this was not a joke, but a turning point in fate!
"Huh! My pursuit is to be carefree for the rest of my life, but I'm almost there, and I'm just a short distance away from a woman... Never mind! If you really want to be a system, change someone to fool you, there's no way in me! ”
"Ding! Last chance, is the candidate denying the Lord? This system has supreme supernatural powers, omnipotent, and missing it is your biggest regret! ”
"Huh!" Ning An was still unmoved, and sneered: "Give you face!" Is it still addictive to play with you? I told..."
Before the words fell, Ning An only felt that the sky was spinning, and a huge boundless orb appeared in Ning An's mind, vast, noble, and majestic!
"In view of the candidate's stubbornness, in compliance with the enforcement procedure, he began to forcibly confess the master, and during the confession, the pain suffered by the candidate was doubled!"
Ning An couldn't move for a moment, and the beads on the table flew up out of thin air and stuck to the middle of Ning An's forehead, and the colorful light was swirling!
"I lost! It hurts, it hurts! ”
All this is true, it's really a system, Ning An just has a certificate, but he is not mentally ill, it was opened by Putian Hospital, and it has nothing to do with Ning Anke!
"System? Uncle? I was wrong, I admit the Lord, I accept, it hurts! Gasping for air, Ning An rolled on the ground.
"Huh? This system crisscrosses all worlds, and finally took the initiative to recognize the master, and I ran into such a thing, I just want to make a good system quietly, and you still force me? ”
Around the beads, a little fluctuation, a certain system thought shamelessly, and then the consciousness fell silent, and it was re-transformed into a programmed system.
"Hiss~"
Ning An's cheeks hurt: "What kind of ghost system is this, it's not kind at all, and it doesn't show its hand to show itself, who will believe it?" ”
"Ding! The system has already shown its hand to the host, and if the host strongly asks for it, the system can show another hand! ”
"Host? Is this a successful confession? Which hand is exposed? Do you have a broken system, show one and take a look! ”
Ning An sneered, what happened just now hasn't passed yet!
"Ding, no problem!"
Dumbfounded, I saw an illusory big hand appear in front of Ning An, and then it got closer and closer to Ning An, and then...
"Smack!" Slap in the face!
"Knock on your uncle, I'm special..."
Ning An was furious, the system didn't give him a chance to say more at all, a cold voice came, and Ning An was trembling with anger!
"Ding! The system will travel through the heavens after 1 hour, so please prepare your host.
Sequence 1: The Legend of Bruce Lee
Mission 1: Surpass Bruce Lee
Task 2: Promote positive energy
If the mission is successful, you will be rewarded with an additional world key fragment and a system space; The mission fails, and the host's body is shortened by 1 centimeter at a random point.
Note: The higher the achievement, the greater the reward"
1… Centimeter? Beast! So vicious!
Ning An was silent for a long time, and then scolded violently: "What a shameless system!" I'm going to fight with you, if you dare to shorten my little oh no, big **..."
Ning Anxin was bitter, originally a little excited, Bruce Lee, a real legend! I didn't expect to have the opportunity to meet the living Bruce Lee!
But now, this shameless system actually uses this kind of subordinate means to threaten a handsome young man who is powerless, there is really no bottom line! Ning An was so angry that he forgot about being slapped by the system for a while.
Coming back to his senses, Ning An roared: "Knock you Ma!" Why are you hitting me with your hands, how difficult it is to surpass Bruce Lee, do you know, and what the hell is it to promote positive energy? Can I change the punishment for failing the mission? ”
"Ding! Promoting positive energy is the trend of the heavens and all worlds, and this is an inevitable trend! This system is committed to creating a moral, quality, and powerful host, and resolutely resists the hosts with improper views, idleness, and laziness! ”
Ning An doesn't even bother to knock on you now, this system seems to be a bit improper, it looks decent, but it always reveals an evil aura...
"No matter, anyway, I haven't heard of any host being killed by the system, how can I drop myself, and when I am strong, I will beat this broken system!"
Ning An thought so, and then asked: "System, shuttling through the heavens, you have to have some benefits, the system gift package has wood?" System space? Talent boost? Unforgettable? ”
"Ding! The host recognizes the reality, the weak chicken has no right to ask for this and that, and to complete the task, the host can buy it by itself with achievement points.
However, in view of the host's first time traveling through the heavens, the system is based on humanitarianism, and it is hoped that the host will be able to do it himself. ”
"Better than nothing!" Resisting the urge to punch the head of the system, Ning An continued to ask, "There are still achievement points?" What is it? ”
"Ding! After completing the task, the system will give rewards and achievement points according to the host's completion, and the achievement points are used to purchase items. ”
"Cut, isn't it just money~"
Ning An pouted, broke the system, most of them are imbeciles, they are proficient in language and have a fart, they are cheap at first glance, and they can be killed...
"Ding! Start traveling through the heavens! ”
Heaven and earth have changed, and the Xiangjiang River in the 50s is still full of traffic.
"Sell newspapers! Sell newspapers!
Wing Chun master Ip Man, opened the museum to accept apprentices, and those who wish to sign up ......"