In a small mountain village backed by mountains, there is a group of simple people who face the loess and have their backs to the sky.

This small mountain village is far from the hustle and bustle of the city, with no noise from cars and no strong industrial smell!

The green mountains and green waters, blue sky and white clouds here are beautiful! It's like a paradise.

But in this small mountain village, there is a different house, which has very developed supplies, such as LCD TV, computer, and so on.

The person who owns this house is none other than me!

My surname is Yin, and I am named Thirteen, because the master picked me up at the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar at the gate of the Taoist temple.

It was named Yin Thirteen.

Since I can remember, my master has told me that my bones are amazing, and I will definitely do something in the future, and I will definitely become a great tool.

Now that I'm in my forties, my master is right, I have got the fame, fortune and money that people in the world want the most.

But I also lost a lot of people and things that I cherished.

I hesitated for a long time before I decided to write about what had happened to me as a Taoist priest, but whenever I sat in front of the computer, I didn't know how to write it.

'Boom! Bang! ’

The sky used to be blue and cloudy, and the sky was clear, but now suddenly a storm fell.

As the so-called June day, the child's face changes when it is said.

Looking out the window at the pouring rain, my thoughts became even more confused, like paste.

Maybe when you hear me say that I am a Taoist priest, what comes to your mind may be that you are omnipotent, or you may be awake to the power of the world and drunk on the knees of beautiful women!

But these are only maybes after all, if these things that live in books really exist in reality, then Maoshan Mountain, Longhu Mountain and so on.

Isn't it the existence that everyone yearns for, isn't it the existence that everyone is like a god!

But I tell you, there are two types of Taoist priests!

A kind of pit abduction and deception, relying on flickering, is also known as a magic stick!

There is also a category of real talents, ghost hunting, zombie fighting, and so on!

But is a Taoist priest really good to be? The answer, of course, is no.

Not to mention how dangerous it is, if you die at any time, just five disadvantages and three shortcomings are enough to torture for a lifetime!

Taoism emphasizes the creation of cause and effect, as the saying goes, there must be a cause and effect, and the result must have a cause. Heaven is clear, and cause and effect circulate. If the cause and effect are changed without permission, then the part of the cause and effect that has been changed will be borne by the person who intervenes. Most of the results of the feedback will be reflected in the form of five disadvantages and three shortcomings.

The so-called five evils are nothing more than "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." To put it bluntly, the three deficiencies are "money, life, and power".

Widowers, unwifed, or bereaved men. Widows, women without husbands. Lonely, he lost his father and mother at a young age. Alone, after old age, there is no child to Chenghuan's knees. To be disabled is to be disabled. The three shortages of money and life power are lack of money, lack of life and lack of power.

Of course, not all of the five disadvantages have to be endured, and not all of the three shortcomings are three shortages! Two of the five evils are committed, and one of the three is committed.

Looking out the window at the gradually lightening rain, my thoughts slowly became clearer.

Things shouldn't start with the boring practice when I was a child, but from the time I founded the Dragon Pavilion many years ago!

……

The master gave me a lot of money before he traveled all over the world, and told me that after leaving the Taoist temple, I could open a coffin shop in the city.

It can not only catch ghosts and demons and accumulate yin virtue, but also show people tombs and make a living.

Having said that, I was only twenty years old at the time, so how could I have been guarding a coffin shop.

So I opened a fortune-telling, ghost-hunting yin and yang transfer station, named the Royal Dragon Pavilion.

Because no one in the city knew anyone, only the landlord sent a flower basket on the opening day.

It can be said that it is very bleak, but I don't take it to heart.

After a few bleak months, I didn't receive a single order.

During this period, there were a few old men and old ladies who came here, but when they knew that I was the owner of the shop, and saw that I was so young, they ran away.

That posture, as if I was going to be eaten by me if I ran slowly.

This went on like this for half a year, and when I spent the money left by my master and couldn't pay the rent and was ready to close the Dragon Pavilion, my shop finally welcomed a special customer.

Because this special guest was my first guest, I remember her very deeply, and I still remember the scene after so many years.

It was also a stormy day, and I was resting on a recliner.

"Jingle Bell~~"

I heard the sound of the bell ringing, so I sat up and saw a woman in black walking in with an umbrella.

When she put down the umbrella, she came to me.

On the contrary, I was not much interested, and just lay on the recliner with my eyes half-open.

"Get out of here and go where you need to go."

The woman looked at me in surprise, probably because of my attitude.

"Are you the boss?"

"What? Isn't it like? ”

"I didn't ...... No, I just wanted to come in and hide from the rain, but I didn't expect it to be here...... But can you help me figure out the marriage? ”

I opened my eyes when I heard this, glanced at her meaningfully, and said lightly while fanning the fan.

"I can't count your marriage, and this is not the place where you should stay, where you should go!"

The woman in black frowned directly when she heard this, probably a little annoyed by my attitude.

"Aren't I just sheltering from you in the rain? And I see that your store business is not very good, and I want to give you a show, but you actually say that about me! Look at your young age, you are really shameless, and you actually do some such deceptive things. ”

When I heard this, I immediately sneered, turned over and sat up, propped my hands on the table, stared at the woman in black and said lightly.

"Just by virtue of your latter sentence, provoke me, I can destroy you, but listening to what you said before, it also proves that you are also very kind, since you don't believe it, it is better to say your birth date and see if it is a lie."

Although the woman in black was a little puzzled by the first half of my sentence, when she heard the latter and I said that she was telling her fortune, she immediately snorted disdainfully.

"Okay, then I'll tell you, see what kind of charlatan like you can do nonsense."

After the woman in black announced her name and birthday, I closed my eyes and pinched my hands.

"Cut." The woman in black looked at me like this and made a disdainful voice.

Because the way it looks now is exactly the same as those crooks on the street.

No matter who it is, I'm afraid it will leak such an expression.

"I'll tell you, don't tell me that I can be some big officials in the future, make a fortune or something, anyone can say it, charlatan."

I didn't say anything at all.,Instead, I continued to pinch my hands.。。

As the so-called thousand words are not as good as a fact, they are loud.

To be continued