Chapter 13 Fat Old Man
But it was said that Wukong and the other four people went out of the county office, and at a glance they saw the anxious hanging gall and the old golden head on the other side of the road, and the two of them were shrinking their heads, looking at the gate of the county government with their eyes blank!
Wukong stepped forward and shouted, "Uncle, Brother Hang, we're out!"
When the old golden head saw that Wukong and the others were safe and sound, he was excited for a while, and his eyes were full of tears!
Hanging boldly and excitedly picked up the little mute, "Boy, you look good!
Fan Feng smiled: "Not only did the group leaders not suffer, but they were also treated as guests inside, didn't you see that several of them were fat?"
The little mute pulled out his chest when he heard this, "That...... Yes, of course, let's ...... The group owner has many friends...... Well!"
Wukong smiled: "Uncle, brothers, this is not a place to talk, how about we go back to the Confucius Temple and have a chat?"
Fan Feng said: "Group leader, today is a disaster to avoid difficulties, everyone might as well find a restaurant to celebrate first!"
"Okay...... Okay......" the little mute said and gestured straight to the fan, "It doesn't work, what...... Which restaurant's ...... Cabinet, can be ...... Give us a ...... Table Banquet?"
"No need to give alms, I still have ten taels of silver here!" Fan Feng said, taking out the silver from his arms and holding it in his hand.
The little mute exclaimed, "You ...... Where's the wealth...... Piggyback...... The silver you bring?"
Fan Feng heard what the little mute said, and immediately showed displeasure, "Little mute, why are you talking nonsense, am I Fan Feng a petty thief? This silver is the salary given by Ma Shanren, don't you know? Isn't it Ma Shanren who you asked us to find?"
"What do I ...... When will you ...... The horses we are looking for...... Good people?" said the little mute in surprise.
"Hey, little mute, why are you so forgetful, didn't you go back to the Confucius Temple the night before yesterday to find our ............?" I remember talking neatly that night, and now why are you stammering again?"
The little mute couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, so he took the little cloth man out of his arms and said, "That'...... Come back to ...... every night Confucius Temple's ...... It's me, it's it!"
Hanging gall and fan looked at the little cloth man, even more puzzled.
"The little mute is right, it was indeed this little cloth man who went back to the Confucius Temple that night to deliver the message! We met a stranger in prison!" Qiushui smiled and briefly explained the situation in the prison, and the suspense, fan, and the old golden head couldn't help but be stunned when they heard it!
Everyone walked while talking, turned a corner, and there was a gathering of fairy buildings in the northwest corner of the intersection in front of them!
Fan Feng said: "Group leader, how about we eat and drink here?"
"Okay! Let's be a wine fairy today, everyone drink happily, don't get drunk and don't return!" Wukong beckoned everyone into the Juxian Building!
The building is very quiet. Maybe it's because it's past the meal, and there's a guy on the counter who is napping!
Fan Feng said in the foreword: "Xiao Er wake up, a visitor!"
The fellow was a little startled, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and found a group of beggars coming in, so he said impatiently: "Go, go, what kind of mess, don't you see that the meal has passed......?
"Xiao Er, we are not begging for food, we are here to eat, do we have to eat leftovers if we have silver?" Fan Feng said, took out ten taels of silver and slapped it on the table, "Come to a table of banquets, is it enough?"
"Enough, a good banquet on the table, two taels of silver can't be used up, a few guest officers please sit down!" When the shopkeeper saw the silver, he immediately shortened by three points, smiled and cleaned the table with a smile on his face, and beckoned everyone to sit down!
"Guest officer, do you think you should order your own food, or will I give you the right one?" Xiao Er said in a fan.
"You will give us a table of the best banquet, you look at the arrangement within two taels of silver, and in addition, I will order the wine, and I will come to a jar of Shi Frozen Spring!" Fan Feng has always had a soft spot for Shi Frozen Spring, and after ordering the wine, he rushed to Wukong and the others, "Group leader, Uncle Jin, brothers, if any of you have a favorite dish, just order!"
"I want to be yellow...... Huang ......" The little mute was silent for a long time, and seemed to have forgotten the name of the dish he ordered.
"Yellow River carp!" added Hang.
"No...... Yes, Huang ...... Yellow...... Yellow stewed chestnut chicken!" The little mute stuck out his tongue at the gall: "This...... Okay, you eat...... Have you ever been?"
Qiushui smiled on the side: "So you have eaten it?"
"I should ...... Yet!" the little mute's eyes widened, "...... I haven't eaten it!"
The little mute's words caused everyone to laugh!
Talking and laughing, the dishes came up one after another, a big table full, very rich, several dishes that everyone had never seen before! Everyone was full of wine in turn, just about to drink!
Suddenly, a fat old man bumped in from outside the door of the restaurant, and saw that this person's belly was surprisingly big, so that when he entered the door, his stomach came first!
The fat old man shouted when he entered the door: "Yo he, it's all eaten, why didn't I open the table before I arrived?"
The shopkeeper looked at the people, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Hey, I said fat old man, why are you again, you have been here eight times today, are your friends here? Who wants to invite you to dinner?"
"Whoever wants to invite me to dinner, it's him, him, him......" The fat old man pointed out Wukong and the other six people one by one, and then unceremoniously pulled a chair and sat next to the little mute!
The little mute was squeezed by his fat body, almost fell, and the stool also turned over, and his face turned pale with anger for a while, "Hey, you are ...... ......Who? Is it price......d? Sit here!"
When the fat old man heard this, he immediately cried and said with a sad face: "You are asking for food, I also want food, and the world is a family that wants food! Besides, I haven't eaten for three days! You see my belly is three sizes smaller!"
The fat old man stood up and patted his belly as he spoke, "You don't know, a few days ago, I couldn't touch my navel with both hands! Look at it now, I ......" The fat old man said, reaching out and touching, but it took a lot of effort, but I didn't touch it!
"Hey, it's over, I was hungry just now, it's a bulge at this time, it's all about making the shopkeeper and this little stuttering angry!" said the fat old man, with tears in his eyes, looking at Wukong with begging eyes!
Wukong's heart suddenly moved, and he felt that the fat old man's eyes were full of innocence and kindness, and it seemed to be very familiar! Then he smiled slightly: "Little mute, don't be angry, I think this old gentleman is also hungry, why don't you add a pair of chopsticks and eat together!"
The fat old man laughed when he heard this, and hurriedly sat down at the table. The little mute pouted and sat down angrily! At this time, I only heard the shopkeeper shout: "The dish is here, yellow stewed chestnut chicken!"
I saw a whole large basin placed in the center of the table, it was yellow and shiny, hot and fragrant! The fat old man's greedy saliva flowed, and he didn't care about everyone, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he actually took the big basin into his arms, carried it on his stomach, grabbed the chicken nuggets with his hands and filled it in his mouth, that is, in an instant, he ate the whole pot of chicken nuggets with the bones and meat, and finally raised his neck, and even drank the soup! Everyone looked stupid!
The fat old man's performance is not over yet, seeing a large table of wine and food, Wukong and the other six people have eaten less than three layers, and the rest is all stuffed into the stomach of the fat old man!
In the end, the table was cleaned and the wine was dry, and the fat old man yelled at the shopkeeper: "Little Er, serve, serve, don't you see that the plates and bowls are all gone? I haven't eaten yet!"
Fan Feng couldn't help it on the side, and shouted loudly: "If you don't have enough to eat, you can pay for it yourself!Xiao Er, settle the account!" Seeing this, everyone also got up one after another, and after settling the account, they left Juxian Building without disappointment!
When the fat old man saw everyone leaving, he hurriedly chased them out and shouted loudly: "Slow down, little brothers, where do you live? I have nowhere to stay now, let's live together!"
When he heard this, he immediately became angry, turned around and shouted: "Hey, old fellow, you still want to eat and drink and sleep!
When the fat old man heard this, he cried loudly with "wow", and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Oh, I can't live anymore, my daughter-in-law at home is driven out, and the beggars outside want to beat me, what is the reason!"
The fat old man cried and made a fuss, and Wukong felt that this old man was honest and very funny, so he comforted: "Old man, don't cry, they are playing with you, if you really want to live with us, it's okay, but the place where we live is very simple, don't dislike your old man!"
When the fat old man heard this, he immediately stopped his sorrow, and his face immediately turned cloudy and clear, and his smile opened!
When everyone saw the fat old man crying for a while and being happy for a while, they all felt that this person was angry and funny, so they no longer bothered with him!
At this time, it was past the time of Shen, but I saw that the autumn sun was brilliant, there were no clouds, a cool breeze hit, and a few fallen leaves were swaying.
The old golden head coughed a few times, and then leaned into Wukong and said, "Shanzi, just now Qiushui said that you met a stranger in prison, claiming to be Yuan Shoucheng's brother Yuan Shouming, is this true?"
Wukong said: "Yes, uncle, is there something wrong? Your old cough is getting worse and worse, you have to ask a doctor to take a good look!"
The old golden head shook his head, "It's okay, it's old." This Yuan Shoucheng is the head of Taoism, everyone knows it, I was fortunate to see him when I was a child, I remember that at that time, Mr. Yuan was close to the year of the mandate of heaven, I heard that he did have a second brother named Yuan Shouming, but he died a long time ago, but he left a descendant, which is now the world-famous Yuan Tiangang!"
"Oh, what are you talking about, little gangzi! This kid is my eldest apprentice!" The fat old man answered beside him: "I also have a little apprentice named Li Chunfeng, these two boys don't study well, and they joined forces to steal my push back diagram! Church apprentice, starve to death Master, my God!" Speaking of this, he actually cried again!
Everyone was obviously tired of his startling and sneered at him, and Wukong shook his head helplessly, and followed everyone to speed up and walk away!
The fat old man cried for a while, and when he found that everyone was far away, he immediately stopped his sorrow and ran after him!
The group walked and stopped, and when the sun set, they came to the Confucius Temple!
Just about to enter the temple, I suddenly heard a melodious singing voice in the distance: it is difficult to say that everyone is different, others ride horses and I ride donkeys, and I look up and see the begging for food, which is less than the upper than the lower.
When everyone heard this, they suddenly became a nameless fire!