Volume 1 Village Gossip Chapter 27 Expulsion and Snake Hunting
Everyone was taken aback, and the grandmother asked him what he meant by not being sick.
Physician Gao said: "Lin Yunyi's body and bones are very good, so a high fever can only be a cold or allergy, but I have seen it all, and the allergy must have a symptom, and if you take the medicine, you will be fine the next day." ”
Grandma was also anxious: "If that's not it, what is it?" ”
Physician Gao was silent for a while, as if he was hesitating to speak, and only said after ten seconds: "I have seen a similar disease before, and it can't be cured by repeated medicines, and then they went to the temple and invited an old monk to come over, and they did a ritual, and they were cured, and others said that they had suffered from evil ......."
In the last words, he spoke softly, and he didn't seem to be completely sure, and he probably listened to what others said, so he also had the attitude of believing or not believing.
But when these words came to our ears, no one in our family spoke, and we all watched as I fell into a terrible silence.
It's not that we don't believe it, but all of us believe it.
Moreover, I have been studying with Master for more than a month, and everyone in my family has seen it, so I can't say that I have the ability, but I still know a little.
As soon as he reminded me of this, I immediately noticed that something was wrong. It is rare for snakes to go to bed, but there are also cases where it is especially easy to occur in late autumn, when the weather turns cooler, and the snake cannot bear the cold, so it will break into people's homes to seek warmth. Or the stove, or the cupboard, or the clothes, or the bedding, I don't know if you have encountered it, most of this situation is frozen, so the snake is very peaceful, curled up and fell asleep peacefully.
And my situation is not common sense at all, first of all, the time is like spring, the weather is warmer, everything is recovering, and secondly, the guy is still crawling on me, and he is frightened and flees faster than a mouse, which is like a frozen snake.
So there's a good chance that this snake is greasy.
Sometimes fate is so strange, I was thinking about encountering something to practice my hands, but I didn't expect to become a guinea pig first.
Gotta go under your own knife.
"So, I think you might be able to find a professional to take a look." Doctor Gao's voice was very soft, for fear that we would blame him for his poor medical skills and pull something mysterious.
But when he saw my unusual calmness, he was stunned for a moment.
I snapped the book behind and said to Dr. Gao, "I see, thank you, Doctor." ”
He blinked, looked back at my family, and didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in our gourd.
Grandpa had eyesight and said to him, "Then Doctor Gao, I'll send you." ”
Although he was confused, he nodded and followed his grandfather away.
I am dizzy at the moment, and the first priority is to get rid of the evil qi that affects my body and heal myself. Of course, I'm not sure if it's a dead horse first.
To get rid of evil spirits, the first exorcism technique used in the sixteen techniques is naturally used, and the "Detailed Explanation of the First Technique" has examples for the application of each technique, including the exorcism of evil spirits. If there is evil in the human body, it cannot be driven by simply casting magic like driving away the evil qi in the air, but to make talismans into medicine, there are many methods: after the talisman paper is burned, drink the talisman gray water; Wooden talismans are carried with you; Recite the crystal charm to cook in boiling water; The human body is used as a talisman array to infuse the body with the original thought.
The second one takes a long time, the third one I feel sorry for the expensive Nian Jing, and the last one Yuan Nian is strong enough to do it, so I am very helpless, I choose the first one who is not very hygienic.
Whether it can succeed or not is it left to care, I asked my grandmother to go to the temple to buy some yellow runes, according to the way the exorcism rune array is drawn, according to the drawing method of the exorcism rune array to draw the gourd to make, you must know that the yellow rune paper is very small, to draw the rune array on such a small area is really a technical job, even if it is the most basic rune array, there are more than 20 rune characters, I used the smallest brush, and also bothered to draw twenty sheets in a dizzy state, most of them I know no, just throw them away, and finally only four left.
Reciting the Fortune Array Mantra with Nian Jing, he drew the Movement Array text on the four rune papers, and in the end, only one rune paper on the rune paper lit up. After all this, I was sweating profusely.
I'm thrilled, the odds of 1 in 20, it's not too big, it's not too small, but at least I made it! The first time I drew a rune array, I succeeded!
The so-called ten years of sharpening a sword, I can successfully run the rune array in one month, which is a leap. I can't help but believe that I do have a talent for this.
I lit the talisman paper with a match, let it burn out, and threw all the ashes into the water, then stirred it with a spoon, and drank it all over my stomach as if I were drinking Chinese medicine.
As soon as the gray water entered my stomach, a cool feeling suddenly spread in my abdomen, as if I had drunk a bowl of ice water, but this coolness was soft and light, like the spring breeze, flowing to my whole body.
Slowly, I felt my dizziness subside, and the effect was immediate.
However, within ten minutes, I suddenly felt my lower abdomen bulge, and then there was a gurgling sound of gas, followed by a chrysanthemum tightening.
Not good! I jumped out of bed, clutched my buttocks, and ran to the latrine.
As soon as the pants were taken off, there was a sudden burst of clouds and rain, all of which were rare, which was called a pleasure.
I stayed in it for half an hour, almost emptying my stomach, before I came out slowly against the wall, opened the door, and let out a breath!
Ahh
I felt myself again, my whole body was refreshed, and my limbs were full of strength except for the slight trembling of my legs after sitting for a long time.
I looked up to the sky and roared, hahaha, I'm Hu Hansan back again!
The snake that started it, see that I don't catch you, I peeled your skin and made a delicious snake soup!
But after thinking about it, this product is an evil thing, and if you really eat it, you won't have to die, so forget it.
This snake has been in my house for an unknown number of days, and there are many chickens and ducks in the house, and it is obvious that its purpose is not food, and since it is an evil thing, it has repeatedly crawled into my bed, thinking of what intentions it has for me.
If I want to lure it out, I'll have to be the bait myself.
So I went to the town and bought a bottle of realgar wine, soaked a bag of glutinous rice, sealed it with plastic wrap, put it at the head of the bed, and then put a clove of garlic in my mouth before going to bed at night, quietly waiting for the culprit to appear.
Realgar wine is a signature prop to deal with snakes, glutinous rice is born to ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts, garlic also has the effect of driving away evil spirits, these things are told to me by the master in my spare time, most of them are common items at home or easier to buy on the street, the effect varies from person to person, but it is more practical and inexpensive.
I catch up on sleep under the sun during the day to keep myself in a state of excitement at night without getting sleepy. Lying in bed and forcing yourself to be in a state of semi-sleep.
However, the world was unpredictable, and the snake did not show up for several days, causing me to eat garlic for nothing every day, and my daily routine was a little chaotic.
This made me very uncomfortable, I am not a Zen master who can settle down as soon as I sit down, so naturally I can't bear it.
So I decided to take the initiative, I put the glutinous rice in a plastic bag, straddled it around my waist, brought a flashlight and a net cover, removed the lid of the sewer, and went straight in. I've drilled the sewers before, and there is a square ditch that leads to the lower reaches of the river in the village, which is just the right size for my age.
However, I didn't tell my grandparents about this, because I was beaten up because of this, and they would definitely not allow me to go in.
But I have a revenge temperament, and if this snake provokes me, don't blame me for not being able to collect the debt, and I will not give up.
I crawled cautiously along the ditch, which drains mainly for domestic use, because every house has a pit and walks a different way, but inevitably there is excrement in the ditch, which makes it dirty, smelly and smoky.
I shone my flashlight everywhere, my ears always pricked up, watching the sounds in all directions.
After climbing about ten meters, I suddenly heard a small hissing sound in the trench.
I searched around and found a palm-sized hole not far away, black rumbling.
With a flashlight, a red letter suddenly appeared, which was particularly bright by the light.
I immediately took out a handful of glutinous rice soaked in realgar wine with my backhand and held it in the palm of my hand, and the snake was shaken by the light, and was immediately frightened, and swooped out, like an arrow off the string.
It's fast, I'm fast, a handful of glutinous rice in my hand spilled out without hesitation, and a small half fell on the snake's body.
In an instant, a trace of green smoke came out of the snake's body, and because of the pain, it instantly curled up and rolled on the ground.
It was then that I realized that the snake was not the right size, it was too small, and it was roughly estimated to be a foot long. What I thought in my mind at the time was that I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, catch it first.
So another handful of glutinous rice was thrown out, the glutinous rice soaked in realgar wine had a surprisingly good effect, the snake was also ruthless, seeing that I threw out a handful of glutinous rice, endured the pain and rushed forward, but unfortunately I had already prepared, the net cover was pinched in my hand early, and at this time it was thrown out directly.
Casting nets to fish, I am common in the village, I have learned a lot, in addition to the lack of strength, skills and accuracy.
The net cover was impartial, and directly covered the snake.
I slapped my thigh excitedly, and walked up quickly to grab the net and pocket the snake.
The snakes in the water town are different from the snakes in the mountains, they are not very aggressive, and when they see people running away, they will twist around like a yellow eel when they are caught, struggling desperately, and they don't have to worry about it biting me. Of course, if you put your hand directly into the cave to catch it, anything will bite you, so I warn you that if you find a small hole on the bank of the river, don't reach into it if you don't have the skills.
I was reluctant not to find the snake with a thick mouth, so I continued to search, but this time I returned empty-handed, and I came to the excrement outlet by the river without finding a trace.
Maybe I really found out and was frightened and hid somewhere.
I had no choice but to go home.
I was greeted by a broom in my grandfather's hand......
It doesn't matter if you take a beating, the snake I caught will not be given to my grandparents. I found a plastic box, put some water in it, and kept it in it.
However, my snake catching had a great impact on my grandmother, and although I repeatedly explained that my evil was related to snakes, my grandmother didn't listen at all, and beat me up without saying anything, and had to release the snake I caught. I refused to live or die, and she couldn't resist me, so I had to worship in front of the shrine at home all day, begging God to forgive me for my offense.
After being mixed by my grandparents, I squatted on the side of the plastic box and looked carefully at the small snake inside, this snake was a foot long, the whole body was blue and black, two black bean eyes were round, and the traces caused by the glutinous rice sprinkled on the body had all disappeared, and there was no panic and fear when I was caught, as if begging for food from me, inexplicably there was a cute feeling.
I found that the snake was small, but it had a bony protrusion between its eyes, like horns, and its chest and abdomen, with triangular bones on each side, embedded in scales, like claws.
I really don't know if this snake is an evil thing, maybe it's the cub of the big snake, if so, the big snake will definitely come to find it. So I planned to keep the snake first, and in order to prevent it from starving to death, I stole some pork, crushed it, and threw it in, and it stared at me without looking.
If you don't eat, forget it, go hungry!
Next to me is a shrine dedicated to the lord of the land, and sandalwood is lit in it. It is mentioned here that there are three shrines in my old house, one is located in the patio, and worships the land lord; One is located on the stove and worships the king of the stove; One is facing the gate and worships the God of Wealth. I won't mention the exquisiteness of the arrangement.
At this time, there was smoke floating over, and it was discovered by the snake, and it suddenly raised its head high and took a deep breath, and actually inhaled all the green smoke in the air into its mouth and nose, and then showed a look of satisfaction, like a smoker who has committed a smoking addiction, and then actually crossed up and rested comfortably.
Oh my God! This snake has become a sperm!
I'm puzzled, is there such a snake in the sky? After thinking for a long time, I hurriedly closed the lid and stuffed it under the bed. I can't be found by my grandmother, lest she sneak it away, but I took a lot of effort to catch it, and I was beaten twice! I'm going to do a lot of research.
Despite this, I sleep with realgar glutinous rice and garlic.
In the next two days, I had one more thing, which was to light sandalwood for the snake to suck.
I found that this snake has a very strange habit, it does not eat anything, as if it can fill its stomach just by smoking, and it is still unsatisfied with a stick of incense, and I burned three incense sticks in a row before it puffed out its stomach and rested slowly.
What surprised me even more was that my room burned incense for two days in a row, a full eighteen sandalwood sticks, but there was no sandalwood fragrance in the room at all!
There is no doubt that the green smoke from the burning of sandalwood and the smell were all "eaten" by the snake!
At this time, I suddenly had an idea, wouldn't it be more convenient to feed it sandalwood? However, this thing doesn't even look at it!
I didn't know anything about this, and there was no relevant explanation or record after looking through the "Detailed Explanation of the First Technique", but I could feel that this snake was not ordinary, so I had to go down the slope and wait for the donkey.
Others have cats and dogs, but I have snakes, and I am a maverick.
A few days later, I remember that it was April 25th, and I raised the snake comfortably, but the big snake never appeared. That night, in my sleep, I suddenly heard a commotion under the bed, as if something was moving the lid of the plastic box.
Originally, because I had been alert for many days, I had a shallow sleep, so I immediately turned over and got up, poked my head out to look under the bed.