"Boss, the little girl has been playing games with a streamer every day recently!"

Lin Jiage's eyebrows furrowed, and a sense of crisis crawled all over his body in an instant.

"Boss, if you don't show up again, the junior sister will go out of the wall!"

Lin Jiage sat up from the bathtub suddenly, because of the overreaction, he knocked over the wine glass placed next to him, and the red liquid was scattered on the ground.

He didn't have time to take care of it, so he held up his mobile phone and dialed Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou should have been playing with his mobile phone, and the call was answered quickly: "Boss, you ......"

Facing Xia Shangzhou's enthusiastic voice on the phone, Lin Jiage interrupted him coldly: "What does it mean that red apricots are out of the wall?" ”

"Red apricot out of the wall?" Xia Shangzhou asked suspiciously, and then only listened to a few crackling keyboard sounds, and then Xia Shangzhou opened his mouth and read like reading: "Red apricot out of the wall, the original meaning refers to the red apricot blossoms out of the wall, describing the spring is strong, full of affection, and it can also be a metaphor for his wife having an affair......"

Lin Jiage: "My Chinese college entrance examination score is 150 points, and I scored 149 in the exam, only the composition deducted one point from me, thank you." ”

Xia Shangzhou: "Ang?? ”

He probably turned on the speakerphone, and then Lu Ben's voice came from the phone: "Boss, don't mind, my grandson's surname is mentally handicapped." ”

Xia Shangzhou: "You get out of here, my name is mentally retarded, you are mentally retarded!" ”

Lu Benben: "Say you're mentally retarded, you're really mentally retarded, your name is mentally retarded, I must be surnamed Zhi, do you know what my big name is?" Wisdom! ”

"......" Lin Jiage cleared his voice in time, interrupting the daily inertia of the two people on the other side of the phone.

Lu Ben braked in time: "Boss, are you going to ask about the elementary school girl Hongxing going out of the wall?" ”

After Lu Ben's reminder, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the anchor, boss, don't you know, he comes up every day to play games with the junior sister, he talks a lot, he is poor, but the junior sister seems to like it very much, often amused by him, and praises him for being cute......"

Lu Ben: "Yes, boss, obviously I am the cutest, the elementary school girl actually praised him for being cute, the baby is unhappy, and the baby wants to resist ......"

If it weren't for the soft bun, I really wouldn't want to deal with these two neuropathies......

Lin Jiage said in a light voice: "What's the name of that anchor?" ”

Xia Shangzhou: "Bean sprouts TV, called the year of famine." ”

Lin Jiage didn't speak, he directly turned on the bean sprouts TV, searched for the barren year, he has been off the air, but he can see the number of his fans, there are 36W.

Xia Shangzhou was still on the phone, chattering: "He has quite a lot of fans, and there are a lot of fan sisters, and many people often swipe the screen, saying that Auntie loves you every year...... are also young people, how come there are so many aunts who love them, and I don't want to talk about aunts, even grandma doesn't have ......"

Lu Benben: "Damn, I didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste, and you actually like grandma?" ”

Xia Shangzhou: "I'll go back, I'm a metaphor, a metaphor, do you understand?" ”

Lin Jiage raised his finger and rubbed his eyebrows, which were a little impatient by the two of them, "When did they meet?" ”

Lu Benben: "It's early August, I've known each other for half a month." ”

Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, this person is really here to pry the corner, tell you something more terrible, just before you called, the junior sister and he were still chatting in the game!" ”

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