In the evening, the serpent once again came to its human captives and said happily, "Have you thought clearly, are you going to be my subordinate?" ”

"Think clearly, as long as you give us enough benefits, boss, we will go with you immediately!"

The mercenaries deliberately used the Teng Snake to deal with Ye Yi and made a respectful gesture.

Although Teng Snake is arrogant, but because the master is Ye Yi, he has already learned a belly of bad water, it saw that the mercenaries were smiling with calculations, so he said kindly: "Okay, good, what kind of benefits do you want to get?" ”

"I want to have a woman!"

Mercenary A raised his hand and said.

Mercenary B also said, "I thought about it a little more comfortably! ”

Mercenary C said, "I hope the boss can give us fish and meat every day." ”

“…… That's all there is to it? ”

Teng Snake looked disdainful.

The mercenaries thought to themselves: Stupid brute, you have been tricked.

On their faces, they smiled brightly one by one, and said, "Boss, we have all come to a desert island, what else can we think?" Of course, the most important thing is to eat and drink. ”

"It's also said that it's important to eat and drink well."

The snake accepted their explanation, released them from the trap, and said with its little paws, "What can you do?" ”

"We cook and cook, especially barbecue."

The mercenaries already knew from Ye Yi that the animals on this island like to eat barbecue, but there is no way to use flames, so they deliberately use barbecue as a selling point to show off.

When Teng Snake heard that they could barbecue, he immediately became excited and said, "It's a good thing to know how to barbecue...... Hurry up and show me that! ”

“…… You'll have to give us some meat and then some dry firewood, or we won't be able to make the barbecue you want......"

The mercenaries began to make demands.

The snake snapped its fingers—though it was not known what part of its body it had made it from, but a group of small animals ran around, and soon cleared a clearing and piled up firewood all over the floor, and threw dead rabbits on the ground.

Teng Snake looked at the mercenaries and said, "Let's get to work!" ”

The mercenaries were about to do their work when they suddenly remembered something and said, "Boss, why do we understand what you mean?" ”

"You don't understand that! All the creatures on this island have wisdom beyond you, and it is a piece of cake for you to understand what we are talking about. ”

Teng Snake didn't know how to explain the principle, so he was full of nonsense.

The mercenaries have fallen to a desert island, and even saw the divine beasts, although they didn't accept the nonsense of the Teng Snake, they could only pretend to understand it, and said: "It turns out that this is the truth, it is really a profound thing." ”

"It's not just profound, it's reborn!"

Teng Snake began to brag again.

The mercenaries got angry when they saw it bragging about not making drafts, but the world was too weird, so they could only endure it, and set up a barbecue grill to make its favorite food for the snake.

Soon, the grill squeaked and smelled, and Teng She's saliva said: "I can't see that you guys still have some ability, and it's not worse than that woman!" ”

"That woman ......"

For some reason, when Teng Snake said this, the mercenaries reflexively thought of Ye Yi.

Teng Snake looked at them with eyes that seemed to flicker, realized that he had almost confessed the details, and hurriedly said, "What do you want!" Uncle Ben is a big guy in the outside world, isn't it normal to have human slaves? ”

"Boss, you're actually from the outside world?"

The mercenaries are trying to figure out a way to leave from Teng She's mouth.

Teng Snake sneered and said, "Why, can't you see it!" I'm the only god on this island who can come and go freely! You have to pat me on the back and serve me comfortably, and I will pass on a little of your skills, so that you can come and go freely, here you are my minions, and you are the big guys outside! How's that, isn't it cool! ”

"It's very cool."

The mercenaries said flatteringly, eager to dig out this brain-dead old bottom on the spot, and never have to wait for the mentally retarded Teng snake from now on.

Teng Snake only cared about bragging, and he didn't notice that the mercenaries' attitude towards it was declining day by day.

After the rabbit was roasted, Teng Snake said to the mercenaries, "Alright, the job is almost complete, you can start serving me food." Remember, I only eat the most tender piece of meat! ”

"No problem."

The mercenaries confidently cut off the tender meat and handed it to the snake.

Teng Snake squinted and ate it, and-

Spit it out!

"What kind of garbage are you doing! It's so unpalatable! I've never seen anything more wasteful than you! When Lao Tzu is outside, he has super delicious barbecue to eat every day! I didn't expect to come to this rotten place and not even have good food and drink! It's disgusting! ”

“……”

The mercenaries were scolded and speechless.

Teng Snake still felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, and said angrily: "A bunch of garbage, waste! How can you still have the face to live in this world! If you had bought a piece of tofu and crashed to death! No, there is no tofu here! Do you know how to make tofu? ”

“…… Yes?! ”

The mercenaries are also dogs, and they actually met a monster like Teng Snake whose brain turns without logic at all, and they looked at each other for a while, not knowing how to answer.

Teng Snake saw that this group of humans suddenly didn't know how to speak, and knew that they definitely couldn't make tofu, so he was even more angry, and said, "Pigs, you don't even know how to make tofu!" Sure enough, it's a pig! 100% piggy! I'm so miserable, I actually accepted a group of pigs as subordinates! Leopards, drag this bunch of waste out and eat it! Lao Tzu doesn't want them anymore! ”

Teng Snake roared angrily, the snow leopards were also tired enough by this ancestor, and were about to step forward to drag the mercenaries to cook a human meat feast below, Teng Snake suddenly changed his mind and said, "How did you get here?" ”

"We came by boat."

The mercenaries replied in a slippery voice.

Teng Snake narrowed his eyes and said, "Come by boat...... So where is your ship now? Is there anyone else on board? I'm talking about people who can cook, not garbage people like you who make a barbecue and look like you're going to murder me! ”

"Yes! There are people on board who can cook! ”

The mercenaries decisively decided to betray Ye Yi in the spirit of harming others and not benefiting themselves—she was already their enemy, but the dishes she cooked would definitely satisfy this waste snake, even if she couldn't please them, she could kill people with a knife, wouldn't she?

Teng Snake heard that the mercenaries knew that they would eat and drink, and he also squinted his eyes proudly and said, "Where is that guy now?" Also on the island? I want to see him right away and eat the delicious food he made for me! ”

Woman, don't think I won't have anything to eat without you!

Teng Snake thought to himself, thinking that he would be able to enjoy himself immediately.

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