Campus Chapter 27 Cooking noodles is a metaphor
Su Changan grinned in pain. The sneak attack failed, and he turned around and scolded: "Don't you dare to let us see it?" Dog offal, I'm phew! If you let labor and management one-on-one, you be careful of yourself......"
The strip of cloth was pulled down roughly, and the sudden bright light made Su Changan turn his face uncomfortably.
"Wozhi you ......"
Su Changan saw the person in front of him clearly, and the remaining word 'uncle' was stuck in his throat, rolled around a few times, and didn't dare to spit it out. She stiffened into a smile that she thought she was familiar with, but she gasped for breath deeply.
"Su Changan, what are you doing! Who is it? Don't let me go yet! Lao Tzu's arm is about to break. ”
Ming Zhao turned his gaze. Gan Liao went over and ripped the strip of cloth off Chu Zheng's face.
Here, Su Chang'an's hand was released, and when he saw Ming Zhao's eyes looking at Chu Zheng, he got the gap, and he spread the girl and started running. I was very drunk and was scared to wake up five points just now, and now I have no sense of alcohol, leaving a cold sweat in vain. Fang has already eaten and drunk enough, if you don't run at this time, when will you stay? Scolding while running: Chu Zheng, I shouldn't care about your life or death! It's okay now, borrow your crow's mouth, it's not good who is the rescuer here, even if it's really a ghost, it's good to be the one who doesn't die! Chu Zheng, your uncle's!
"Get out of my sight, and never let me see again!"
An extremely calm and cold voice came from behind him. Su Changan exerted all his strength, as if there was a flood beast chasing after him, running and running every second, until he ran out of the alley, ran through the traffic light, and ran into the crowd.
I really had a good workout today. Su Changan stretched his sore arms and looked back: neon signs, bubble tea shops, men and women eating ice cream...... I saw running through the dark alley and the suffocating face of the gloom that could not be dispersed in front of me. With a long sigh of relief, Ming Zhao's last warning was like a magic sound. Amusing! It's ridiculous! Don't roll? Don't you roll and wait to be cut by you? I don't know what to think, but every time I think the threat will work for me.
Su Changan looked around and felt that the buildings around him were very familiar.
A slap on the head: "It's not... Doesn't that speak for themselves? ”
Put your hands together. God won't kill her! knew that she didn't look at the yellow calendar when she went out today, and there were many disasters and hardships all day. Now, take refuge and get out of a place to live! Thank God! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Buddha!
I opened my phone and flipped around, and I was shocked to find that she didn't have any contact information!
Deng Shi thought in his heart: "God, Jesus, Buddha, no offense. I thank you family! ”
Su Changan thought about it and decided to use his rare memories to look for it.
Last time, because the research team was doing homework, Su Changan happened to be in a group with Yan Yanyu, and in desperation, she had no choice but to step into Yan Yanyu's three-inch safe place. Belch...... What is it called?
"Look... Wangjia...."
"Wangjiang Jiayuan?"
Su Changan turned around, hey, no one? I bowed my head and smiled. Get down.
"Kid, how do you know what it's called? What Wangjia...."
"Wangjiang Jiayuan!" The imp repeated impatiently.
"Yes, yes. Do you know where? ”
“... That's where you stand. ”
"I'm standing?" Look up. Sure enough, four big characters were eye-catching engraved on the stone tablet. For the sake of patronizing, I almost walked by! It's okay, it's okay!
"Thank you, little ghost." Su Changan wanted to touch his head, but he was sensitive enough to dodge it. Yes, he looked disgusted.
"It's okay now, Brother Yanyu, hey. Tell me, remember your building number, but I didn't remember the name of the community and someone gave me directions. Gee. Heaven has brought us together. As he spoke, he condoled several great gods again.
Looking for it along the house number, it is not her good memory to be able to remember a few buildings and house numbers, it can only be said to be a coincidence. Coincidentally, she was amazed for the first time, No. 6 of 6 buildings with 6 floors. It's not unreasonable for this guy to take every exam as if he was hanging, it's completely the right time and place.
Imagined many ways to appear, the school uniform opens the door? Wrong! It's been so long since school. Pajamas? It's not right, it's not bedtime. Bathrobes? Hey.... I can't imagine it.
It turns out that Su Changan forgot something called "home clothes".
Yan Yan Yu leaned on the door with a smile in his eyes, and said warmly: "I met Brother Yan Yu again." ”
Forty minutes have passed. Looking at Su Changan's appearance of playing games and dancing his teeth and claws, Yan Yan still couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
He thought the takeout he had ordered had arrived. Who knew that as soon as the door was opened, it was a strange scene of a certain Si leaning on the door and laughing.
When asked why he was here, she was hunted down. Yan Yu closed the door directly. Su Changan hurriedly relented.
"What else can I do?" Su Changan raised his feet and went in, changed into spare slippers at the entrance, and said eloquently: "You say, what important things did you take from me?" I don't worry, can't I come over and see how it's doing? ”
“.... What is it? He didn't remember any of her pets in his house. He's not crazy yet.
"Rolls. You forgot you took it with you in the afternoon. ”
“......”
"What expression? What did you do with it? ”
"You don't say hello, you break in illegally in the middle of the night, for a failing paper."
"Can't show you? Do you still want to collect? Su Changan deliberately misinterpreted what he meant.
“...... I've seen it. ”
"Seen it? What do you think? Su Changan suddenly wanted to know his opinion.
"Insolent." He spat words.
"Hmph. Just praise me. ”
Seeing Yan Yan frowning, Su Changan was almost shocked.
"You've been drinking?"
"Uh... My friend drank and spilled wine on my clothes. "It's better for her to tell the truth than to sleep on the road." Does it taste great? He put his sleeve in front of his face as he spoke.
Sure enough, Yan Yanyu suddenly withdrew two meters away. Seeing that she was so angry that she couldn't speak, she gritted her teeth and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Seeing him pull out the distance from himself, Su Changan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Who doesn't know that Yan Yanyu's cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder are just as perverted to the point of outrageous as his results at the top of the list. Let him know that he has not only drunk alone, but also done more than one thing, and it is estimated that he will move tomorrow.
"Okay. I went to take a shower. You don't mind putting your clothes on me, do you? ”
Yan Yu was dumbfounded.
Looking at his expression of eating flies, Su Changan sighed. "I'll buy you a copy of the head office. I wear it in class tomorrow. ”
Twenty minutes later.
Su Changan came out in a wide bathrobe, and his hair was still dripping with water. I went around and around the huge living room.
"If it weren't for you standing here, I wouldn't have known it was a human house. How come there is nothing? ”
"Do you clean at home every day? The ground can be shadowed. ”
"Words and words, you don't even have this magazine, do you only have a learning brain? Or have your other cerebellums not developed? Still is.... You don't have any other cerebellum... Hahahahaha......ha
"Won't you be bored if you don't speak a word all day?"
"It's boring......"
"Don't you even have any consoles? The Rubik's Cube is also counted.... Ahhhh
Suddenly, Yan Yanyu, who was sitting on Wen Shu, suddenly got up, startled Su Changan, and rolled up from the sofa with a look of vigilance. I wonder if he plans to put himself down with a punch and return his usual innocence.
Yan Yan didn't even look at her, and went around the living room and into the back room.
This is..... Ignore her? No way.... It's more comfortable to fight than to hang her. Whew.... She suddenly missed Chu Zheng incomparably... Wait, Chu Zheng seems to have been thrown by her.... Her injuries...
I was thinking about whether to make a phone call. Yan Yan Yu came out of the back room, carrying a hair dryer in his hand, and threw it to her.
"Wow, Yanyu, you still use a hair dryer? Say, how long does it take to get your hair styled in the morning? ”
"Go blow dry. Otherwise, the game, there is no need to play. ”
Looking at the chicken nest-like messy hair on the top of his head, there was no image at all, and Su Changan, who was jumping up and down, Yan Yanyu couldn't help but jump suddenly in his brain.
Nine o'clock in the evening.
The more Su Changan played, the more excited he became, and the whole person sat on the sofa, pressing the controller wildly and scolding.
"Left left, left .... Your sister's!! ”
"Right-wing, right-wing... Pretty! .... Oops, hey, get down!! ”
“... Sniper, don't kill him yet! Deaf eyes?!! ”
“.... Aha!! The first one who was scared to death by himself hahahaha.... Don't vote for the other side? ”
“.... Damn, to save you.... Who threw me a blood packet? ”
“... Oh, you're still not a warrior? ... Scouts, scouts have long been hung up! ”
Both hands were almost about to break the force of the controller, Su Changan nested cross-legged in the sofa, his back was straight, his neck was hooked, his eyes were intent, and his expression was angry and laughing. The whole person seems to be in a state of madness.
"Hurry... Take the flag and take the flag!! ”
“......”
“......”
In the black screen is Su Changan inertly pressing the remote control, and the person standing with the power turned off. Su Changan threw the controller, jumped up from the sofa, and glared angrily: "..... I won right away. I'm going to take the flag right away!! ”
"Feel free, play your number anyway."
"I'm hungry."
“......”
Su Changan said while beating eggs into the pot: "I'll tell you, you must give a bad review in this situation!" You didn't say earlier that you hadn't eaten, you knew that the skewers brought you some, so many ready-made, the boss ran away......"
But at that time, I really didn't have a chance to eat again. I just thought about running for my life.
"It's not easy for them, maybe they've missed the order."
"Huh?" Su Changan reacted for a while before he understood: "Indeed.... I can't see that you're still quite sympathetic. ”
Su Changan tasted the soup with a spoon, um.... OK.
Bring a bowl of egg noodles to the table: "You don't even have a tomato at home, so you can eat it." ”
Su Changan knocked the chopsticks on the coffee table and handed them to him.
Yan Yan didn't expect her to be so proficient in cooking, so she took the chopsticks and blew them a few times and put them in her mouth.
"Hurry!" Su Changan looked at him, his eyes lit up.
Yan Yu stuffed his face in his mouth and looked at him suspiciously.
"Praise me!"
“...... Delicious. ”
"Huh. That's right, I'll just say. It's been a long time since I've cooked, but it doesn't taste too bad. Su Changan said proudly.
Noodles are generally available in supermarkets, but.... It's really delicious. The eggs are tender, the soup noodles are completely blended together, and the noodles are so flavorful that you can't stop feeling like you can't stop it. It's a simple bowl of somen in clear soup......