Chapter Seventy-Two: A Pleasant Day
In the blink of an eye, the sun had risen, and it was the hour of the three poles above the sun.
Today's Peach Mountain is exceptionally clear, the blue sky is cloudless, the sky is blue like a jewel, larks shuttle between the mountains and forests, the fragrance of peach blossoms is overflowing, and the whole mountain forest is in a full of life.
Tang Xian, who was sleeping, gradually woke up, feeling the warm sun shining on his face, and even his clothes could smell a comfortable smell of sunshine, which was really pleasant.
Tang Xian sat up, stretched his waist, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and squinted and looked around.
At this time, Dian Shaoqing was no longer in the open space, and he must have followed the master mountain ghost to practice.
The Yixin Taoist priest was flipping through the books on the tall tree at the edge of the clearing, and while flipping through the books, he looked around vigilantly, for fear that someone would suddenly come to his side. This Taoist priest, who has always been honest and honest, actually gave Tang Xian a very sneaky feeling at this time.
Needless to say, Zhao Gou had already started today's sword training. This guy has been practicing for ten years since he started practicing swords, and he has not had half of his internal strength. Fight against people, and there is no victory. But it still guarantees persistence day after day, year after year.
At this time, Wang Er's crazy voice on the side suddenly came: "Xian'er, today is the day of your test, and you can still sleep until you wake up naturally, it's really heartbreaking......"
Tang Xian looked at it, Wang Ermad was holding this earthen basket in his hand at this time, and walked towards Tang Xian while waving his hand.
Tang Xian smiled proudly and said loudly: "All natural wake-ups are urine suffocation, and the so-called getting up late is just a good kidney!"
After that, Tang Xian patted his waist and showed an incomparably confident smile.
Wang Ermad immediately stretched out his thumb, his eyes lit up, and his admired five-body body threw himself to the ground.
Then, Wang Er came up madly, handed over the earthen basket in his hand, and said with a flattering smile: "I got up early in the morning to find the fruit in the forest, I have eaten greasy in the past few days, eat some sweet fruit for breakfast today, and scrape the oil!"
Tang Xian looked down and saw that each of the fruits in the basket was the size of a fist, all of them were round and full, crystal clear, even if they didn't bite through the skin, they could smell a refreshing fragrance.
"Pick a big one for you!" Wang Ermad hurriedly picked out a fruit that looked the sweetest and handed it over.
Tang Xian nodded with satisfaction.
Now Wang Er's crazy dog-legged aura is even stronger than the demonic aura of the Longli snapping turtle.
The children can be taught! The rotten wood can be carved!
"Flutter!" Tang Xian took a big bite, and suddenly the sweet juice splashed wantonly in his mouth, bombarding every bit of Tang Xian's taste buds, the flesh was tender and elastic, sweet with a little sour, it was simply a good medicine for greasy.
In a few seconds, Tang Xian gnawed the whole fruit, threw the kernel, wiped the residual juice from the corner of his mouth, Tang Xian looked at Wang Ermad and commented:
"Erniang, the condiment I added today is broken intestine grass, right? I feel that the amount is insufficient, add a few more money, and the taste of the fruit will be better!"
Broken intestine grass?
After listening to Tang Xian's words, Wang Ermad gradually withdrew his flattering smile, and replaced it with a hint of flattery, which was extremely charming.
This kind of flattering smile appeared on Wang Ermad's obscene face, and there was no sense of disobedience.
Wang Er smiled madly and said: "Oh, you conscienceless little brute, the concubine got up early and worked hard to pick the fruit for you, with exclusive ingredients, you still pick fat and thin!"
After saying that, Wang Er turned around frantically and lifted countless peach blossoms and fallen leaves on the ground. When the flowers fell, Wang Ermad had disappeared, replaced by Hu Erniang wearing a fresh red juan skirt and a pale green shawl.
In the past five days, Hu Erniang, who refused to admit defeat, often carried all kinds of poisons, trying every possible way to let Tang Xian test the poison, and the woman's femme fatale was on Hu Erniang, which was simply vividly expressed.
Not only did the various poisons open Tang Xian's eyes, but the superb disguise technique made Tang Xian even more unexpected.
In the past few days, Hu Erniang has pretended to be a young girl, an octogenarian, a merchant in the mountains, etc., but how can there be these outsiders in Taoshan? As long as it is an unfamiliar face, then it must be Hu Erniang.
However, Tang Xian was too lazy to debunk it, and every time he accompanied Hu Erniang to act, it was a little more fun.
At this time, Hu Erniang complained: "In order to confuse you, people have been disguised as those people who are not in Momoyama a few days ago, just to let you relax your vigilance, all for today's broken intestine grass that has been boiled for half a month, I didn't expect you, a negative guy, to be ...... not dead."
This resentful appearance, if outsiders don't know, they still think that Tang Xian has done something hurtful.
"Cut ......" Tang Xian was unmoved, and said disdainfully: "Actually, as soon as you came out today, I already guessed that you are not Wang Er's crazy!"
"Huh?" Hu Erniang's eyes flashed with a gleam, and then she smiled coquettishly: "A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost." I've figured out Wang Er's crazy habits these days, and he is dressed up so similarly, how can you see it?"
After that, Hu Erniang covered her mouth with a red handkerchief and chuckled.
"Tsk...... It's a pity that it's a hundred secrets!" Tang Xian smacked his lips and said regretfully:
"Just now, when I mentioned that my kidneys are good, the essence of your eyes is the desire of the red fruit, this is what Wang Ermad can't do......"
After that, Tang Xian looked at Hu Erniang with a playful expression, and his eyes were very frivolous.
"Oh, you little brute with no conscience, you will bully my sister and my ......" Although she scolded verbally, Hu Erniang came over, holding Tang Xian's arm, showing a seductive smile, and said softly: "Whether the kidneys are good or not, I have to try my sister to know it......"
The aroma of rouge penetrated into Tang Xian's must, and with this seductive word, Tang Xian suddenly felt crispy and numb all over his body.
At this moment, a knife with a cold light suddenly flashed in his mind, and Tang Xian suddenly felt a cool breeze swishing behind him.
"Don't!" Tang Xian jumped up from the ground with a carp, jumped out of a distance of five meters, looked at Hu Erniang vigilantly, swallowed his saliva, and roared: "You want my life, I don't have any opinion." But if you want someone from me, I'll not obey!"
This terrible cry is like the desperate resistance of a chaste martyr in the face of bad people. I feel that Hu Erniang is like the mountain bandit who bullied the little lady.
"Haha!" Hu Erniang smiled and trembled, very proud.
At this time, a voice came from the grove not far away, saying: "Hehe, Erniang, I'll just say, even if you boil it for another half a year, it won't poison our idle children, this time I won the bet, right?"
Tang Xian followed the voice and looked, and the real Wang Ermad walked out of the woods.
It seems that he won the bet, Wang Ermad was proud behind his hands, and he actually walked out of the steps that his six relatives did not recognize.
When he came to Tang Xian's side, Wang Er's face was full of flattery, and he pinched Tang Xian's shoulders and legs. I have to say that Hu Erniang's imitation of Wang Erniang just now is simply deep in the bone marrow.
However, Wang Ermad's diligent actions in all this could not hide the fact that he bet on Tang Xian.
I saw Tang Xian's calm face and asked, "Ercrazy, you already knew that Hu Erniang was going to pretend to be you and poison me with the intestine-breaking grass, and you made a bet with her?"
"Hey...... Hehe......" Wang Er smiled madly, the strength of his shoulder squeezed increased a few points again, and said: "With my boss, your strength, this is simply a winning gamble!"
"Well, that's right!" Tang Xian nodded in agreement, and then asked, "What is the lottery of the gambling game?"
Wang Er squirmed and pinched for a long time, and squeezed out a sentence: "Oh, it's nothing, you must not be able to look at it......"
"Cut!" Tang Xian glanced at Wang Ermad with disdain, and said: "The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped! I will punish you to go to the forest in the east today, and dig out the nest of bees, and I will eat honey at night!"
Bee...... Beehive?
"Wow......" Wang Ermad just made up that picture in his brain, and he instantly convulsed, and couldn't help the strong feeling of dizziness, his scalp was numb, and he began to twitch from the root of his tongue, and he vomited out everything he ate in the morning.
Wang Ermad knelt on the ground very weakly, his face was full of melancholy, his little eyes were like angry little daughters-in-law, and he complained: "Xian'er, what I am most afraid of is bees...... And...... Beehive...... Wow......"
Vomited again.
"Truly......" Tang Xian laughed proudly as if the conspiracy had succeeded.
Then, looking up at the time, the sun rose overhead.
"It's time to go and worship my master!" Tang Xian raised a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, turned around and shouted at everyone: "Master, I'm going to worship my master, who wants to follow?"
Hu Erniang jumped up and raised her hand and said, "I'm going!" Even if I can't poison you, I don't believe that the big king can't kill you!"
Hu Erniang's expression was extremely angry, obviously she couldn't wait to see the end of Tang Xian's failed test.
At this time, Wang Er interjected madly and said, "Hehe, Erniang, we have a gambling contract, let's see what the test is, hurry up and honor the gambling contract!"
Suddenly, Tang Xian's face was full of weirdness, could it be that these two people gambled a little...... Looking at Wang Er's obscene appearance, it is obviously very possible.
Seeing Tang Xian's expression, Hu Erniang shook her handkerchief, slapped it on Tang Xian's face, and said coquettishly: "What do you think! Erniang, I'm not a casual person!"
After that, Hu Erniang turned around and left, beckoning Wang Er to say crazy: "Let's go!"
Wang Ermad patted Tang Xian's shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, I believe you will definitely pass the test unharmed, and drink wine at night to celebrate you!"
After that, Wang Ermad also turned around and followed.
Then Tang Xian looked at the Yixin Taoist priest in the distance and asked, "Are you going?"
The Yixin Daoist looked at Tang Xian's gaze a little dodging, and said weakly: "The poor Dao has just cultivated to a critical moment, and he can't leave......"
Seeing the beast blood boiling on the face of the Yixin Taoist priest, Tang Xian turned his head helplessly and looked at Zhao Goo, who was concentrating on sword practice.
Zhao Gou was very straightforward and said, "Something, wait for you to come back!"
At this moment, Tang Xian was very injured......
Fortunately, I have successfully passed the test, which gives me a little comfort.
As soon as Tang Xian greeted him, the flat-headed brother immediately rushed to his shoulder.
Tang Xian sighed: "It's still the most reliable flat-headed brother!"
The flat-headed brother roared twice excitedly.
Tang Xian turned around and walked towards the peak.