Chapter 178: Shameless Yang Sao
"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"
Feng Yan, who had been sleeping dimly, took out the mobile phone under the pillow in a daze, and threw the mobile phone directly next to his ear with a habitual slip of his thumb: "Hey, dead flea, what's the matter?" ”
"Why are you half-dead listening to you? It's only half past nine and you go to bed? ”
"If there's a fart, let's get sleepy."
"That...... I want to say......" Yang Sao deliberately lowered his voice so that Feng Yan couldn't hear what he was saying.
"What are you muttering? It's louder, I can't hear it clearly. ”
"You put your phone on your ear."
Feng Yan, who was still half-asleep and half-awake, squinted his eyes, and put his mobile phone directly on his ear with a disgusted face: "Okay, there's a fart ...... soon"
"Ah!!h Before Feng Yan finished speaking, Yang Shao suddenly roared, and deliberately pulled the tail note very long, and the unsuspecting Feng Yan was shocked by Yang Shao's sudden throat and sat up.
"...... You dead flea, you deaf my ears...... I want to stomp you to death! Feng Yan shook his head and picked his ears desperately, and didn't forget to scold at the mobile phone thrown on the bed.
"Hahahaha...... You're not sleepy now, are you? On the other end of the phone, there was a wicked laugh of Yang Sao's treacherous plan.
"I really want to pinch you to death, you insane,...... If there's a fart, let it go, or I'll hang up the phone! ”
"I saw the photo of the newly uploaded fish pond in your space, and the fish in there are quite big."
"You're going to beat around the bush again, I'm really hanging up the phone."
"Don't...... I just want to ask you, how many did you buy? ”
"What do you mean? Do I have to buy a photo if I take it? ”
"What do you mean? You unfilial son...... Not filial son, it's not that I said you...... The fish pond in the village is only smoked once a year, our old lady likes to eat fish, you don't know I can understand, our old lady Dong has to send a few expressions of filial piety. ”
"Those photos are that I sent my brother to school in the morning, and when I came back, I passed by the entrance of the village, and I just saw the fish pond, so I took a few photos, and I was in a hurry to go home and sleep, and I remembered to buy fish."
"This is your fault, are you floating away, why are you the more you become the boss, the more you deduct ......"
"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy tomorrow, don't force it, it's sleepy." Feng Yan leaned down and shouted at the phone, hung up the phone directly, and lay on the bed on all fours, panting.
"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"
"Is there an end? Is there an end? What can I toss at night, and there is no girl cannon during the window period, right? ”
"Don't hang it up first, I'll tell you, buy a big silver carp, more than three catties, and the rest of our old ladies don't like to eat ......"
"Got it!!" Feng Yan roared and turned off his mobile phone directly.
"This bastard, a good night's sleep has disturbed me......" Feng Yan sat on the head of the bed and was no longer sleepy.
"Gurgling ......" Feng Yan touched his stomach, only to remember that he hadn't even drunk saliva after sleeping all day.
"I can't sleep...... Go to the night market and eat casserole. After lying on the bed with his mouth open and staring for five minutes, he suddenly got up from the bed, put on his clothes, pushed the motorcycle in the courtyard, and rushed towards the county seat.
In the faint moonlight, the branches of the trees that flew by were even more bare, and the sound of tires sticking to fallen leaves, and the chill coming from the hands of the wind and the handlebars reminded him that the year was coming to an end.