Chapter 111: Dirty PG Deals
Shi Yun looked at Li Chen with disdain, she didn't believe the nonsense of this guy in front of her at all, although this guy's eyes looked very sincere, Shi Yun thought so.
Li Chen naturally could see the distrust in Shi Yun's eyes, and understood that this scene had to be added one more dimension, otherwise he would not be able to escape this level at all.
Li Chen reached out ruthlessly and directly grabbed Shi Yun's hand holding his ear, and his eyes were filled with an affectionate light that could melt people, "Sister Yun, do you know, from the first time I saw you, I have already remembered your heroic posture in my heart, your chic ponytail and slender legs made me fall in love with you deeply in an instant!" ”
"From the first time I heard your words, I have treasured your voice in my heart, and your crisp voice and tactful tone make me unforgettable in this life!"
"From the first moment I smelled your fragrance, I have buried your breath deep in my memory, your refreshing fragrance, gentle breath makes me feel that I can't live without you in this life! Sister Yun~"
Li Chen's series of sentences bombarded him, and he was almost disgusted, but he still stared at Shi Yun with an affectionate face, and there was no loophole in his acting skills at all.
"Humph! Stinky boy! I believe in your wickedness!? Shi Yun didn't know what the situation was, and said in a soft tone, "Since you said that you fell in love with my aunt and grandmother!" Then you'll have to prove it to me! ”
"Huh!? How to prove!? Li Chen was happy in his heart, it seems that even if this Shi Yun went out to the Makuzo Forest, he should not have been bombarded by men's rhetoric, otherwise how could he deceive her with his clumsy lines that made him sick.
Of course, it is not excluded that his acting skills will explode!
"You saw it today, too! Those guys in the northern stone village make me very unhappy! Shi Yun let go of Li Chen's ears and pushed Li Chen's hand that was still holding her tightly, "If you can take the sisters in our village to teach them a hard lesson during the Blood Vine Trial, I will give you a chance to pursue Aunt Ben!" ”
"Gross~ Who's going to pursue you!" Li Chen scolded secretly in his heart, but there was a look of surprise on his face, "Really!?" But Sister Yun, I haven't even reached the acquired level yet! You can't bear to let me go and be beaten by a crowd of people who are above the day after tomorrow!? ”
Shi Yun kicked Li Chen's ass and said, "Stinky boy, either agree to my conditions!" Either your aunt and grandmother will castrate you! Which one do you choose!? ”
"I promise! I have to say yes! Li Chen's face turned straight and replied with an expression of looking at death.
Shi Yun put her arm on Li Chen's back with satisfaction, patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's right, as long as you can meet my sister's requirements, my sister will consider you!" Who made you the guest of our Shicun clan! ”
Li Chen kicked the weeds and stones on the ground sullenly, and then a thought came to mind, "Sister Yun! There is a saying that it is difficult to chase a horse, what did we say about our gambling contract last time? ”
"Huh!? What do you want to say? Shi Yun squinted at Li Chendao.
"Look, we're not like this!" Li Chen broke free from under Shi Yun's arm, although Shi Yun's scale was comparable to Murong Zhilan's, he Li Chen was really unblessed!
"This time, the team will let go in advance, and we will write off the gambling contract, how about it!?"
Shi Yun held her smooth chin and looked at Li Chen funny, since she had decided to let Li Chen lead the team, Li Chen didn't want to escape!
"What, if it doesn't work, I won't say it!" Li Chen was stared at by Shi Yun and panicked, so he hurriedly added another sentence.
"What's the matter? Stinky boy, do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't keep my word? Shi Yun suddenly said with a righteous face, "Otherwise, let's increase the weight again and bet a little bigger?" ”
"How can it be bigger!?" Li Chen didn't know what tricks Shi Yun wanted to play, and he was also apprehensive in his heart.
"As long as you can lead all the teams in our village to pass the trial this time, I won't trouble you again in the future!" Shi Yun obviously saw the joy in Li Chen's eyes and continued, "If you can lead our village's team to pass the trial while still leading the children of our village to beat those guys from the northern stone village, I can be your bodyguard for free for a month after leaving the Makuzo Forest, and give you a chance to chase me!" ”
"So what!?" Li Chen rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "This has something to do with the original gambling for about half a dime!" ”
"Why is it okay?" Shi Yun patted Li Chen on the shoulder and said, "If you not only don't lead our village's team to pass the trial, but you haven't taught those bastards in the northern stone village a lesson, then I'm going to kick your ass hard at the celebration banquet of the whole clan!" ”
Shi Yun looked at Li Chen's ass with ill will, Li Chen didn't dare to resist at all, he really knew what was the most terrible thing now, the most terrible thing was the female hooligan who was higher than your force value!
In this way, Li Chen and Shi Yun signed a dirty and unequal PG deal, but fortunately, one of the three options was the most acceptable to him, and he would never have anything to do with the bullying female hooligan in front of him in the future!
The two chased and fled, and until Li Chen was caught and signed the unequal treaty, it was actually just a stick of incense.
Shi Yun directly took Li Chen's collar and returned to the rest place arranged by the central stone village for other villages on the grounds of taking care of the face of his innate master, not caring at all about Li Chen's face full of love!
"Brother Li Chen! What's wrong with you!? Sister Yun'er didn't treat you well, did she!? Shi Da is still here to arrange people from various villages, and when he saw Li Chen's appearance of being forced, he immediately asked with concern.
And the people present just now all looked at Li Chen and Shi Yun with curious eyes, as if they wanted to see something from the expressions of the two.
"Alas~ It's immoral! I'm sorry for my daughter-in-law who didn't pass through the door! As soon as Li Chen arrived in a crowded place, he became bold again, and he didn't realize that his collar was still being carried by Shi Yun!
"Immoral!?"
"The daughter-in-law who didn't pass through the door!?"
All kinds of thoughts emerged from the minds of everyone present, but they could only keep this curiosity silently in their hearts, they didn't dare to show anything unusual in front of Shi Yun, the little pepper, even if they had gossiped about the relationship between the two before.
"What nonsense!?" Shi Yun lifted Li Chen and threw it aside, she didn't know what everyone was thinking, otherwise it was really possible to pick Li Chen's skin.
"Brother Shida!" Shi Yun threw Li Chen aside and immediately snorted, "Tell you something?" ”
"What's the matter!? Say it well! Shi Da dodged back, in the past, when Shi Yun spoke to him in this tone, it was often when he wanted to go home and kneel to stab the blood vine.
"This Blood Vine Trial, lend Li Chen to our western stone village for use!"
"No way!" Shi Da directly refused, "What is your annual pass rate, you don't know, you can't enter the Holy Land when the time comes, who will be responsible for this?" ”
"Humph! Then this is the time you made a bet a few days ago! Shi Yun crossed her hands on her chest, looking like she was going to do it whether you agreed to me or not.
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