I was inexplicably bored in my heart, and because of the unsatisfactory cultivation of the "Liujia Heavenly Book", I began to believe in the destiny of heaven. The savior that appeared out of thin air is now more and more distant, how can my mood be stretched, is it true that this life has no chance with the avenue from now on, the fire in my heart is nowhere to vent, when I saw the idle appearance of kicking the sea, I suddenly felt bad in my heart, and I was so anxious to ask the result, so I dodged in front of him and grabbed my collar to ask about the news of the soup of the sky. Kicking the sea scoundrel said: "What's the hurry, sooner or later you can't be missing." ”

It really verified my conjecture, I only felt that all my hopes had come to naught, Wu Qiao cowardly pleaded and said: "Zhang Beishan, the medicinal materials needed for this tonic soup are not the Chinese cabbage grown by your tenants, you have it with your hands, those medicines are not available in the world, every flavor is hard to find, there is no possibility that you can get it together in a few years, you have also seen the prescription, is it really stupid not to know how to distinguish." She spoke harshly, which added to my anger.

When I first looked at the 'Mending Heaven Soup' prescription, I knew in my heart that if these medicines were not available, I would not be able to find them for a lifetime. What's more, this anti-heaven medicinal soup needs a full three hundred and sixty-five flavors. I didn't know how credible it was when I swore to the sea that day, but the 'mending soup' was the only hope I could grasp, I forced myself to believe it, and selectively ignored the character of the sea, and a few years later, these two people suddenly appeared, which made a shot break my illusions for several years, and I really couldn't accept it. I began to blame Ucho.

"In the past three years, what has he done with the thief, has he really gone to find it for me?" I forced myself to calm down and asked Ucho lightly in the calmest of tones.

Wu Qiao shook his head and said: "You don't know, my Taoism is low, this thief is very cunning, I have only eaten and drunk with him every day for three years, and I have never seen him use any spells, if I didn't know that he had killed demons with you, I am afraid that he would think that he was an ordinary person who eats and drinks." ”

I'm more useful than you when I raise a dog, a dead female ghost, I've been kicking the sea for a few years, and you're the biggest beneficiary, seeing that you're refreshed and energetic now, and you can't see a trace of ghosts. You female ghost, my mending soup, alas......

Kicking the sea is a brazen person, he lived in my house regardless of my face, I didn't want to see him for a few days, this day I happened to meet the listless Uqiao, and asked where the kicking sea went, Uqiao looked at me strangely and said, "Don't you know? He, he went to the yamen of the Han Overseer Army in Qingzhou Mansion to eat and drink to earn silver. ”

Kicking the sea has unveiled the list of talents in Qingzhou Mansion, and I will pray for rain in Qingzhou Mansion later. I pouted when I heard this, Dead Daoist, you must pray, you must ask for rain, with Han Jiangfu's temperament, if you can't do it, he won't split you alive.

The sun shines on the body in June, people are going to be sunburned, recently I go out habitually with a little demon, he is not only not afraid of the sun, but also always has a cold air on his body, with him is like bringing a human-shaped ice cube. In the summer, it's nice to have him around.

Uqiao is now elegant like a good woman, in the eyes of ordinary people, a beautiful seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, but who can know that she has lived for hundreds of years, and is a female ghost who doesn't care about anything other than her own appearance, very reluctantly dressed as my maid, reluctantly walking beside me, muttering non-stop.

She is excessively beautiful, not like a woman in this world. Every time you go out, you have to attract how many crazy bees and butterflies are fanatical. Ucho was intoxicated by this strange feeling and couldn't extricate herself, and I discussed a few times if I could change my appearance a little, don't be so shocking, she won't agree to it anyway. said with a heartfelt voice: "How many people have seen my appearance, if it suddenly changes, they will feel strange, I don't change it, but it's all for your sake, Zhang Beishan, don't you don't know good people's hearts." ”

This perverted old ghost, she understood what I meant, and slyly led the topic elsewhere.

Huang Quan has always had ill intentions towards her, in the past, Wu Qiao's strength could not compare to him, and he had been allowed to manipulate him at will and did not dare to resist, this time Huang Quan obviously did not feel the danger, seeing that she was more beautiful, he didn't feel hot in his heart, his body was a man in his forties, although he was gorgeously dressed, but that lustful and gambling, made him vulgar. Wu Qiao didn't take him to heart at the beginning, but now his strength has increased greatly, and he won't give him a good face, but unfortunately Huang Quan only saw Wu Qiao's stunning color, but he couldn't see the difference in strength between the two ghosts. Looking at Ucho's eyes was even more presumptuous.

Ucho snorted softly, and his eyes turned to the top of his head.

Huang Quan scolded angrily: "Slut, I haven't seen you for a few days, I really think I'm a person, I'm not an old ghost like us, come over obediently and let Uncle Huang touch it, it's good for you." After speaking, he raised his hand and went lightly, Wu Qiao's face sank, and he raised his hand and waved his palm lightly.

Huang Quan is an absolute machismo, how could he take her pink fist in his eyes, hide lightly according to his previous experience, and say cool words in his mouth, who knows that this time not only can he not avoid Wu Qiao's pink fist, but he was almost lost by the light punch, he got up in shock and looked at Wu Qiao on the ground in a daze. Wu Qiao withdrew his hand, didn't look at him again, turned his head and complained to me: "Zhang Beishan, you are always like this, let these improper things go unattended, and provoke the old lady, you will not be able to beat him one day." I looked at the pitiful Huangquan on the ground and said with emotion: "You, you don't have any eyes at all, people say that ghosts get older and more slippery, why are you in the world for hundreds of years, and you haven't grown at all." ”

Huang Quan still didn't believe it: "How is it possible, how is it possible." She looked at me suspiciously, then at Ucho, thinking that I had given her some benefit, and muttered a few words of complaint to me, but she never dared to laugh at Ucho again.

The overseer's yamen was holding a feast, Han Jiangfu heard the announcement and greeted me, and politely invited me to the table, and saw the bright Wu Qiao behind me was stunned, I knew that he was a demon in the color, and today he also owes him excellent self-control, his eyes were reluctant to move away from her, and said with a smile: "Little sir, this girl is so handsome, you came just in time, I was about to send someone to invite you to go, I don't want you to come by yourself, I will introduce you, this is the great master of the Xiaohuaguan in Zhengzhou Mansion, but he is a master of Taoism, Little sir, you have to be close and close. He was invited to the table with Ucho. A pair of copper thief's slippery eyes secretly stared at the curling Uqiao, and there was an inexplicable blush on his face.

Kicking the sea casually greeted me, and just buried his head in dealing with the meat on the table. Han Jiang Fuqi said: "Doesn't the little gentleman know the archmage?" ”

I walked over and kicked a stool and sat down, snatched a chicken in front of the sea, bit it fiercely and sneered: "I'm not blessed to know a master like the archmage, Han Overseer, this is the master you invited to pray for rain?" ”

Han Jiangfu smiled and said: "But isn't it, Mr. Xiao, you know that I also invited a few people before and after, but they couldn't ask for rain, but instead said a bunch of nonsense and became idle, this master is different, he is indeed a master of the world with real skills, this time hundreds of thousands of people in Qingzhou Mansion have been saved." ”

I said solemnly, "Lord Overseer, there are a lot of liars these days, you must go to jail, don't be eaten for nothing, and sneak around again." ”

Han Jiangfu laughed and didn't answer, kicked the sea in a hurry, easily swallowed the things in his mouth, turned his head and said resentfully: "Zhang Beishan, the bad guy's job is going to be thundered by the sky." ”

The moat of Qingzhou Mansion City has long since dried up at this moment, but there is an artificial river called Tuo River ten miles outside the city, and there is still a few feet wide river flowing in the river. The rain prayer puja is held on the banks of the Tuo River. After a few days of good food and drink, Kicking the Sea seems to be fatter, and his clothes are bright, if he doesn't look like a rat and mean, he can barely be regarded as a Taoist master. Suddenly, an indescribable gaze fell on Kick Hai, and when I followed the eyes, it was Uqiao, who hurriedly avoided it when he saw me.

Of course, there is also a dragon king temple by the river, the person who kicks the sea and wears it looks like a dog, holds the seven-star sword in his hand, walks around the god case five times in a row, takes out a talisman paper from his body, and says to Han Jiangfu: "Han Dujun, you look at this talisman of mine as long as it is burned, it can cause wind." ”

I sneered, you don't dare to show off if you don't look at the imperial calendar, the southwest wind is strong today, and the sun is in the middle at noon, why do you gather all the rain clouds, and you are not ashamed to say that it will rain today. I really don't know whether I live or die, and I dare to ask for rain if I am not sure, could it be that Han Jiangfu is a good person, can he be fooled at will.

I kicked the sea straight to cheat to eat and drink, but after kicking the sea to the first talisman burned to the sky, a gust of wind suddenly blew in the southeast, and everyone felt a chill, and the squires praised together: "Sure enough, there is a person with real skills, General Han, you have always found the right person this time." "I was only slightly surprised and not optimistic about him, and my hunch was very accurate. It's just that such a cold wind came, and after that cold wind left, the sky seemed to be roasting people like it was on fire in a blink of an eye.

I secretly asked Kick Haidao, "Have you begged for rain before?" Kicking the sea looked blankly at the hot sky and said: "Although I haven't asked for it myself, but this method of praying for rain has been performed by my master with my own eyes, and it is not a profound method, and now the charms I use are all drawn by his old man, how can it be different from the situation on that day?" I smiled and walked away. Kicking the sea behind my back and said: "Xiao Beishan, you must help me, don't let me make a fool of myself in front of others, it's a small thing to make a fool of me now, and it will be bad if I don't ask for rain." I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'm scared now, it's late, I didn't go to eat other people's wine and meat for nothing." ”

Kicking the sea in a panic, obviously did not expect this consequence in advance, in front of the god case, kept shaking the string of bells, Han Jiangfu frowned and came to my side, and said to me: "Little sir, do you think this person can ask for rain?" Why do I look so hanging? "I saw that the eyes of the kicking sea were always on my side, and I knew that he didn't have any back-up today, which means that he couldn't ask for rain.

But I still said to Han Jiangfu: "I don't know, I think it's okay, or there are any benefits that haven't been used yet." Han Jiangfu said anxiously: "Qingzhou Mansion has been in drought for two months, if this thief can't ask for rain, I have to put him in prison, damn it, seeing that Lao Tzu is anxious, cats and dogs dare to come to Qingzhou Mansion to deceive Lao Tzu." ”

Hearing this, Kick Hai looked up at the sky with a trembling body, looked at us again, and smiled at Han Jiangfu with a hard smile: "The person who is in charge of the wind is not at home today, so I'll just ask for rain directly." ”

Praying for rain is a good thing for the people, Shen Xiaohua has said to me more than once worriedly: "If it doesn't rain again, there will be no crops this autumn, and I don't know how many people will starve to death." "So I really want him to ask for rain. It is also a good thing of immeasurable merit. It can also solve Shen Xiaohua's quietly prepared for the winter famine.

Kicking the sea burned a talisman again, suddenly a thunderbolt exploded overhead, lightning scurried like a snake in the sky, dark clouds rolled in the sky, kicking the sea smug and laughing, a shot of the case, a fire flew out of the case, wrapped in a talisman and flew into the sky, this is estimated to be the rain talisman, not long after flying up, the dark clouds rolled, it was a sign that it was about to rain, the crowd of onlookers cheered, stretched their hands and waited for the rain to come down.

It's a pity that it seems to be a little early, the gloomy weather only lasted for a while, and then the sun slowly showed again, and the sun that came out again seemed to be hot and hot, Han Jiangfu's face was pale, and he kicked the sea for a while, and he couldn't ask for a trace of rain, and the sun in the sky seemed to be sarcastic about him. Only now did I know that he really only had these two hits.

Han Jiangfu's face turned pale and he shook his hand away, and the adjutant empathetically forced him to kick the sea with a bayonet. Ma put his shoulders and two arms together, and tied them up. When Kick the Sea saw that I was leaving, he jumped behind me and begged me to save him. The lieutenant scolded, "What a thing you don't know whether to live or die, what are you, dare to trick the Overseer's head, just wait to be beheaded." ”

A good ritual ended hastily, Han Jiangfu's official reputation was not very good in Qingzhou Mansion, I wanted to ask someone to go down to the rain to get a reputation for loving the people, but it was repeatedly destroyed, and I was holding my stomach in my heart, kicking the sea and hitting the muzzle of the gun without knowing whether I was alive or dead, how could there be a good one.

There is no need to go through the court for this kind of thing, kicking the sea was directly put in prison, Han Jiangfu said to me angrily: "Another liar, little sir, it's only been ten days, and there are three liars, can't I be a bully if I don't kill people." ”

I smiled and said, "Why should Han Overseer say such angry words, who is tired of living and dares to come to the side of the general who has nearly 80,000 horses in his hands to beg for wildfire." ”

Han Jiangfu said: "Then why are these old ways of coming to the door, all of them are awesome at the beginning, but none of them can ask for rain." ”

"Asking for rain, it's not something that can be saved by burning two talismans casually, just like today's kicker of the sea road, he can't be said to be a liar, but he doesn't know how to adapt to the weather, so naturally he can't ask for it." Han Jiangfu's eyes lit up and said, "Could it be that Mr. Xiao will also beg for rain?" ”

I said, "I can't guarantee success, but Qingzhou Mansion is my home, and seeing tens of thousands of people suffering, how can I have peace of mind and try my best." "I actually said this righteous Ling Ran so smoothly. The person who knew the bottom agreed to help, and Han Jiangfu immediately changed his smile.

Kicking the sea was brought out overnight, I used the treasure from the Wutong Temple, painted a few wind and clouds, thunder and lightning charms, and asked Han Jiangfu to use a sack overnight to wrap the head of the dragon king god statue of the dragon king temple by the Tuo River with a sack, and moved out of the temple gate.

Han Jiangfu ordered his subordinates early, set up a good case, and still had to kick the sea platform to pray for rain, kicking the sea and suffering for a few days, and he didn't dare to say nonsense anymore, and obediently worked according to my orders, and I and the little demon stood on the stage and pretended to be a Taoist child, Han Jiangfu didn't dare to make a big noise this time, and came to Tuohe early in the morning to prepare for my orders. The people of Qingzhou Mansion were tired of being officials, and no one came to see the excitement, so they knocked on the first cloud board and burned the first talisman with trepidation, and I felt the change of the weather with my heart.

The statue of the old dragon king has been exposed to the sun for a day, and I feel hot from afar, I am funny when I see him, he is just because when he sacrifices to him, Shen Xiaohua has spent a lot of money, annoyed that he only eats and does not work, and the idea of accidentally moving, just a joke, where will there be any dragon king in this small river.

The spell went up to the sky and stirred the nebula in the sky, and a cool breeze flew from the sky, swishing bigger and bigger, Han Jiangfu, who had been deceived repeatedly, was indifferent, this wind was not worthy of rain.

I signaled to kick the sea to burn the second talisman, the spell drawn with that thing is extraordinary, just as soon as it was burned, the body felt a burst of coolness, representing the desire of all the people, the most able to attract the induction of heaven and earth, sure enough, the dark clouds rolled over, thunder and thunder, and suddenly there were many people who gave birth to hope onlookers by the river.

The sky was still full of red clouds, but it didn't take long for it to become dark, and I yelled at the kicking sea: "Rain charm, rise." ”

Kicking the sea in a hurry, he took a talisman from the table, picked it with the tip of his sword, opened his mouth and breathed fire, burning to the sky.

Just when the thunder and lightning gathered and the rainstorm was coming, there was a sudden sound in my ears, although it was gentle, but it scared me into a cold sweat.

The prayer platform is empty for dozens of feet, who said such a soft sentence in my ear? The man chuckled and said, "Don't be afraid, you have the courage to ask someone to put my idol out in the sun." ”

Kicking the sea seemed to hear this person speak, and his expression was stunned, and I made an old mistake in a hurry, and stammered: "You...... Top dog...... There are a lot of people, tens of millions...... Don't ..... with me...... It took a long time to say it. Kicking the sea no longer has the slightest righteousness, prostrate on the ground, and dare not raise his head.

The man chuckled, just drank a few glasses of wine and overslept, didn't think about causing this trouble, I will rain it for you, you want that little Taoist priest not to show off, so that the heavens know that it is not good.

We were busy thanking each other when we heard a thunderclap in the sky and a sudden heavy rain. Han Jiangfu shouted from afar: "Little sir, it's raining heavily, come down quickly, and go to the Dragon King Temple with me to take refuge." ”

I waved my hand and said, "Han Overseer, I still have something to deal with, you can go by yourself." Han Jiangfu still wanted to persuade, so I continued: "If you don't leave now, the rain will stop" and he was so frightened that he hurriedly left.

The man showed his figure, but it turned out to be an old man with faint eyes, raised his feet and came to me, kicked the sea and saw the rain, this old man was striding in the rainstorm, so he didn't know what to think, he opened his mouth and said to the old man: "I heard that your old man is the most generous, but no matter who sees it, there is a benefit, the three of us can see what benefits there is?" ”

The old man didn't seem to hear him speak, and said to me: "It's a pity, it's a pity, it......'s a pity," my eyes were full of regret, and I smiled: "Why should I feel sorry for the old man, I don't think there's anything wrong with it now." ”

The old man's eyes lit up and he said, "Yes, yes, but I think too much." After a pause, he said: "I haven't spoken to anyone for many years, the old man is a little confused, boy, I see that your face is striated and the signs of disaster are in front of you, you must be careful." After he finished speaking, he suddenly left, and I scolded angrily: "You are old and confused, have you ever spoken like this, it is not good to open your mouth to curse people." ”

Kicking the sea gloated and said: "Hehe, you have to be really careful, the old fairy can sense the heavens and the earth and see your future." Before I could finish speaking, I heard a gust of wind overhead, and hurriedly staggered away, and a huge willow tree flew past my ears, and if I dodged a little slower, I was afraid that I would be smashed into a meatloaf.

Kicking the sea seemed to know who it was, looked up at the sky and scolded: "Dead goblin, after following Dao Ye for the past few years, I finally can't help but do it today." He lowered his head and said for a while: "No, today's Venus is on duty, the army is about to break, and the evil stars are besieged on all sides, how dare you show up?" With that, he spread his hands vividly, muttered to himself, and the loose-grained sword on his back twisted and slashed out a spark, slashing strangely according to a strange trajectory. Seeing that every time the sword flew and slashed, the rain clouds pushed away a line, and after a while, a large white shadow was faintly revealed in mid-air.

My heart moved, and I grabbed the hand of the little demon and rushed to the sky, and the rain hit my body, and it was very cold. The little demon was restless, and said to me urgently: "Xiaobeishan, it's a monster from Fuzhou Mansion." I was stunned when I heard it, that monster broke a leg, and it has been injured in the past few years, if it is not completely solved today, with his magical power of coming and going like the wind, there will be big trouble in the future. Hurriedly said to Kick Hai: "Quickly collect your sword, this rain will soon be cut away by you." Took him with your baby."

Kicking the sea reluctantly withdrew the sword, stepped on the gang cloth bucket, and found the gourd, held up the gourd with his left hand, pinched the Taoist trick with his right hand, and a green light flew out of the gourd, flexibly walking through the rain, and a miserable cry came from the air: "Pain, thief Taoist, I will never die with you." "When I said the first word, it was still not far away, and when I said the last word, it had disappeared into the sky. I felt extremely annoyed, the monster was finally gone, and he hid in the shadows from time to time to calculate what to do with me.

The rain was still falling, and the sky that had just been revealed was now filled with rain clouds, pouring down for more than an hour, and the ditch was full of rivers, Han Jiangfu ran out excitedly and said to me: "Little sir, the rain is enough, the rain is enough." ”

Kicking Hai Jiao pointed at Han Jiangfu, and several thick rain injections smashed towards him without a head and face, Han Jiangfu was suddenly smashed into east and west, north and south, and I let out a few dry laughs in my throat, this stingy Taoist priest did not forget to take revenge.

Kicking the sea and burning another talisman to the sky, the dark clouds slowly receded, the sky cleared, if it weren't for the water all over the ground, the rain just now seemed to have never happened, Han Jiangfu said to me with a smile: "Little sir, great merit, you have saved hundreds of thousands of people in Qingzhou Mansion this rain." ”