Chapter 33: Happy New Year
Su Bai had already begun to think about whether he was going to change houses.
But this idea was quickly strangled by him, and there was no need to move.
Naturally, this has nothing to do with the fog gold next door.
After Su Bai poured dozens of buckets of Coke again, he thought about the transformation.
Since Su Bai mastered the nameless trumpet, he has sneaked out of the door for many nights.
Naturally, it is for chivalry and righteousness, to see if there are any bad guys who can let themselves practice leveling up and experience the feeling of superheroes.
It's a pity......
Thinking about it, Su Bai still blushed a little.
He squatted in the dark alley many times, and instead of meeting the bad guys, he was treated as a bad guy by others.
There was even a time when Su Bai was chased by a policeman for ten streets in a row, and he was thrown off after consuming the power of Coke.
Why is that?
Su Bai began to think about this question.
"It seems that I have never seen a superhero who goes out on the bus. ”
"Batman has explosive Batmobiles and fighter planes, and Superman can fly on his own. ”
"The Flash runs faster than anyone else, Ant-Man can get smaller, and Captain America himself is official. ”
"Spider-Man shuttles through high-rise buildings every day, and Doctor Strange relies on teleportation and never walks. ”
Su Bai was shocked to find that the key to becoming a superhero was......
You have to make sure that you don't get caught in for the New Year before you can be a superhero!
Su Bai shook his head and smiled bitterly, this truth seems to be nonsense, but it is actually quite true.
Of course, this is only one of the points, and the other point is the difference between movies and reality.
For example, Batman, a person catches criminals everywhere every day, but in reality, there are so many criminals.
From petty theft, to robbery and wounding, to murder and drug trafficking, to trafficking and imprisonment, it happens all the time.
These things happen all around you, you just don't know it.
And many of them are actually very small, such as stealing mobile phones, such as sexual harassment, momentary things.
And how can one person fight against the whole world.
It is impossible for even Superman to be in two places at the same time.
What's more, many crimes take place in the house, through thick walls, and no one knows about it.
Su Bai gradually had some eyebrows, he found something, but he still needed a flash of inspiration.
......
Huaxi Community.
The sound of hey, he
Black Hole licked the pulsating hair, which was eating the fragrant cat food.
Black Hole frowned, and the message from the sensor told him that pulsating skin wasn't healthy.
Together with the thirteen sensors in the eye, the black hole basically pinpoints where the pulsation is sick.
The treatment takes about four hundred to seven hundred, and that's just pulsating one cat, and there are countless other cats.
The black hole remembered that he had come all the way, and there were few healthy people of the same kind in these ten communities alone.
According to information on the Internet, there are tens of millions of stray cats in the country, and this is not counting domestic cats.
Black Hole thought calmly, although he was a machine, he knew himself to be a cat, so he wanted to do something for his kind.
From the unbearable feeding at the beginning, to seeing a doctor, to now thinking of that huge quantity.
The black hole knows that with its own salary, it is a drop in the bucket.
Fourteen thousand, just looks like a lot.
Even if a cat is only five hundred a month, thirty cats can spend so much in a month.
Thump!
Xiao Huang finally couldn't hold it anymore and fell to the ground.
I'm so tired, push-ups are so tiring, I'm not good anymore.
Black Hole glanced at it coldly, this guy still dares to be lazy.
Xiao Huang was a spirit, and he struggled to get up from the ground again, panting.
The sound of hey, he
This is exactly the Xiaohuang weight loss special training program that will be implemented from today, and it is in full swing.
Look at Xiao Huang's face, how happy he is smiling.
The black hole didn't think much about it, anyway, take care of the pulsation in front of him first.
Sugar Candy Cat Clinic.
Dr. Tang from the clinic heard the sound of the automatic door and said with a smile: "Welcome......"
Papa
A black cat that looked different jumped on the table and looked at her humanely.
The black cat took out five hundred yuan from the small bag behind it, slapped it on the table, and gave Dr. Tang a look.
Dr. Tang felt that the worldview was wrong.
After a long while, Dr. Tang reacted, "Hmm, see a doctor?"
The black hole nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand, and the pulsation jumped up very consciously.
The rest is left to Dr. Tang.
Poor Xiao Huang was arranged by the black hole to go out for a run again, run home and run back.
The black hole is Shi Shiran's lying on the seat outside.
Black Hole felt the curious gaze that Dr. Tang stole from time to time, and didn't care.
The humans of this world have been educated about the existence of alien beasts since childhood.
This is also the reason why black holes can play around in a chic manner, otherwise they would have been caught a long time ago.
Alien beasts are very rare, comparable to third-level martial artists.
To know.
The first-level martial artist level, there is no one in a hundred.
Even in a metropolis like Chendu, there were less than a thousand second-level martial artists.
The third-level martial artists are even more exaggerated, even in big cities, they are in the double digits, and they belong to the top class.
The Broken Arm Hero, a powerhouse at the peak of the third level, has less than 100 people in the whole country, and he is full of fame.
......
At night.
Zhao Nan made a table of hearty meals.
Su Bai, Wujin, Black Hole, Xiao Huang, and Zhao Nan sat in a circle at a table.
The TV showed a program, and everyone raised their cups and said in a festive atmosphere: "Happy New Year!
Three people and two cats, eating and drinking.
Zhao Nan did a good job, and the taste was very old.
Su Bai couldn't help but smile on his face.
Su Bai thought that he would spend this year alone, but at the moment it was extremely lively.
Eat and drink to your heart's content.
Su Bai and Wujin washed the dishes.
There was still half an hour for New Year's Eve, and everyone came downstairs together.
The grand fireworks show is about to begin, and the streets are filled with people.
Su Bai waited eagerly, fireworks were originally forbidden in the city, but there was a warrior who loved to watch them.
That warrior is a man with a broken arm, who posts ten posts a day on martial arts forums, complaining about the policy of not allowing fireworks.
Until a compromise was finally reached, that is, centralized release.
Suddenly, the brightness increases dramatically.
With a loud bang, fireworks burst into the air.
Colorful fireworks bloom in the sky, forming a variety of patterns, which is beautiful.
Wujin stood beside Su Bai, and the light of the fireworks hit his face, which was so radiant.
Su Bai looked at Wujin's cheeks and smiled slightly.
Su Bai had a black hole on his left shoulder, and Xiao Huang on his right shoulder, raising his head and looking at the fireworks.
Su Bai only felt that his heart had never been so calm, and muttered: "Grandpa, I am very happy now, one day, we will meet again......"
Boom! at twelve o'clock.
A huge seven-colored dragon appeared in the air until it slowly faded away.
It's a new year and everything starts all over again.