After all, there are too many people who look like each other in this world, and rushing to arrest people will only cause social panic, so the serious crime team first borrowed Mo Xiaoyan from the anti-pornography team, and asked her to dress up as a pure and lovely sister next door first, and sneak into the bar to try it out.

After Mo Xiaoyan received the task, he went to the locker room to change his clothes, and waited for the car of the serious crime team to come and pick him up to the scene.

The dressing room of the anti-pornography team is small in size, with two wardrobes filled with various styles of clothes, and a mirror and dressing table opposite the wardrobe.

Time is urgent, after all, I don't know how long the suspect has been in the bar, maybe he will leave at any time, in case he misses this opportunity, he wants to talk to him again and follow him to find another opportunity.

Mo Xiaoyan knew the importance of this mission, took off his police uniform as quickly as possible, opened the wardrobe to look for a T-shirt and a long skirt, he wanted to wear a student uniform, but after all, it was a bar, and wearing a student uniform would look too eye-catching.

"Hey, hey! How did you take it all off! As soon as Mo Xiaoyan opened the wardrobe, the young man hiding in the closet immediately covered his eyes and protested.

Mo Xiaoyan was also very calm, first punched the young man in the cabinet, then dragged his arm, dragged him out of the closet, and slammed it to the ground.

"You dare to break into the empty door of the police station, how dare you be?" Mo Xiaoyan casually picked up the handcuffs and handcuffed the young man to the leg of the makeup table, threw a piece of clothing to block his face, and quickly changed his clothes.

"You don't remember me, I'm the monkey you bought, my name is Shi Xiaohou, I also introduced myself to you at the time, you opened the car door and pushed me out of the car." Shi Xiaohou said, wanting to take off the blue clothes covering his head, but as soon as his hand touched the clothes, he felt wrong, this clothes really have breasts, and they feel good when they pinch it.

"Are you playing an international joke on me? Monkeys can become essences, do you think you are the Monkey King? Don't you know that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine? Mo Xiaoyan had already changed his clothes and arranged his wig in front of the makeup mirror.

"I became a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China, I have a demon nationality, and I am a legal citizen, as for Sun Wukong, who is now a Buddha, and he has to recite scriptures and practice by the Buddha's side every day, how can he have spare time to run to the human world to play, and he was caught by the group of rubbish of the demon police team."

"Have you pinched enough? It's a padded corset, and I throw it in your face, but it stimulates your perverted potential. ”

Mo Xiaoyan looked at himself in the mirror, and he had changed from a short-haired and capable neutral style to a black, straight, innocent and cute girl next door.

"I'm not a pervert, didn't I say it last time, that cage is the seal of the demon police team, you open the seal, I have to fulfill your three wishes, I can be released." Shi Xiaohou was a little embarrassed, and quickly ripped off the cover on his head, and said to Mo Xiaoyan seriously.

"Look at your age, it's just the second year of high school, don't look at those magical things and return to reality, I handed you over to my colleagues in the juvenile management group, and I didn't lose anything in the house, and I studied hard to reform myself when I got home." Mo Xiaoyan opened the handcuffs and dragged the stone monkey out of the door.

"You're saying you have a secondary disease, right? I am 800 years old, and in another 200 years, I will be a thousand-year-old monkey, enjoying the treatment of the earth immortal. The stone monkey roared in defense.

"Alas, at a young age, you are like this, what stimulated you by the accident in your family?" Mo Xiaoyan suddenly felt a little sympathy for him.

Last month, I did buy a monkey, but it was because I lost my mind for a while.

Thinking about last month, the scumbag ex-boyfriend who sent down the water-based Yanghua by himself wanted to go home to sort out the information and check who the ex-boyfriend's landlord said was, but he was stopped by three thieves.

Their names are also particularly funny, Rat Boss, Rat Xiaoer, Rat Brother, and their pet store name is Bao Satisfaction, the strangest thing is that it was already early in the morning.

In the wee hours of the morning, unmanned streets, mysterious pet shops, and strangers blocking the way, these things that can be used to make horror movies really happened to me.

I wanted to leave quickly, but I was kneeled by the person who called the little brother Mouse, remembered that life was not easy, and instantly relented and entered the pet store.

The lights in the pet store are faint blue, and it looks very infiltrating, but when you go in, you still have to be brave enough to look around, and then say that you don't want it, and find a reason to leave.

But I don't want the rat boss to start talking about the origin of the pet in this store, "Girl, do you see that this is a mouse?" He did something wrong, just because he was a little bigger and greedy, he was abandoned by his owner, and he couldn't be a pet rat anymore! ”

"Yes! What's wrong with it's not a hamster? Is it just rat power? The second owner used him as a laboratory entirely. Rat Xiaoer also followed to help, and after speaking, he lowered his head and wiped his tears.

"Its eyes are blind, its ears are deaf, and its tongue is cut out!" The little mouse brother burst into tears and completely frightened himself.

"One...... How can a mouse be so pitiful. He was also overflowing with sympathy, and when he said casually, the three of them immediately became serious.

"Don't sympathize with it, it's sick in the brain, and it deserves it."

"Your performance of turning your face like a book is too fast, so is this mouse pitiful?"

"You don't care about it, it's not for sale, it's just a signboard." The rat boss covered the rat with a blackout cloth, and suddenly pointed to a cage and began to popularize science.

"Girl, do you see this cat? It's just an illegitimate cat and doesn't have a noble pedigree! It was used by the wicked to vent their anger, and burned its fur. ”

"Yes! What's wrong with not a noble cat? Doesn't it have the right to cats? It was rescued with a lifelong disability. When the mouse Xiaoer spoke, the black cat couldn't listen anymore, and moved its limbs to try to prove to himself that it was healthy.

"Huh...... When you say permanent disability, is that the place where it doesn't grow hair? It seems to be four words: 'Forget Worries Inn'. ”

"Hehe, what my two elder brothers mean is that they are all abused animals, if you want to be merciful and bodhisattva, save them from fire and water and buy them home." The little brother smiled awkwardly at himself and defended the two elder brothers.

"There's really nothing I need, I'd better go first." Just when they all retreated to the door and were about to leave, the three brothers knelt down for themselves.

"Dear! Please don't go! We also have the treasure of the town store here! ”

"The treasure of the town? What is that? ”

"Cats, dogs, rats, rabbits, do you have enough of these common pets?" The rat boss suddenly changed to a southern accent, and instantly felt like watching a TV shopping commercial.

"My eldest brother asked you!"

"I feel like I'm in the wrong place, I still have something to do."

"Dear! Please stay, since we can't keep you, I'll give you two hundred yuan, and you listen to my eldest brother and second brother! The little brother took out two hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to himself, a person who couldn't eat, actually had money for himself, and it was indeed a black shop.

Just as he was about to go out, the little brother suddenly snatched his wallet, took out fifty yuan, and returned the wallet.

"Deal! Two hundred and five, this clever and cute little monkey with a skirt can take it home! ”

Before I could react to what was going on, I already had an extra cage for a monkey in my hand, and I wanted to return it, but I found that the door of the store was actually closed, and the door still hung the store's business hours: 8:00 a.m. ~ 8:00 p.m.

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