The outstanding place is called "strange".

Therefore, Zhang San should be a strange person.

There's so much about him that you can't imagine.

If you want to decorate your home, he can help you with the design drawings and budget; If you want to have a good meal, he can cook it for you. If you want to learn a musical instrument, he can teach you anything you can tell......

And that's just the routine.

What Zhang San is really great about is that he can meet even some weird, cumbersome, and unique requirements.

For example, if you tell him that you want to travel around the world for 20,000 yuan, and you want to visit at least 20 countries, what should you do?

If someone else else changes to you, they may reply to you with a sentence of "let's have plastic surgery first", but Zhang San will not solve the problem in this clever way, he will first help you investigate the feasibility of this hypothesis, and if it is really feasible, he will give you a plan - a plan that you yourself could never think of to complete this matter.

Specifically...... He might let you arrive in Europe on a limited-time super-discounted flight with a certain airline's anniversary, then join a Tour de France tour that you can join for a small bike rental, and when you get to Dunkirk, you can join a sea-crossing experience to commemorate the anniversary of the Dunkirk escape, cross the English Channel, catch a zipline torch relay over the Thames, and then a limited-time discounted flight, ferry or train...... And some great local activities mixed in to boost your itinerary.

In the end, not only will you be able to travel to 20 countries for only 20,000 yuan, but you will also feel that the journey is very fulfilling.

Of course, if this matter is "not feasible", Zhang San will directly tell you that it is not feasible and tell you about how much it will cost.

Zhang San is basically such a person, a very reliable person who makes you feel that "you can do anything" and "even if you can't do it, you will be given the most reasonable advice".

Therefore, when Shi Sanwen decided to leave Cairo temporarily, his first thought was to contact Zhang San.

Things like "moving", "finding a suitable place to live", and "settling down quickly and without attracting the attention of the surrounding neighbors" were handled by Zhang San, and he was able to do it.

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, Shi Sanwen and Lieba were already driving a small dilapidated trailer on the road outside Cairo.

The inspection when he went out of the city was much more relaxed than when he entered the city, and Shi Sanwen didn't even change his clothes, so no one took him seriously when he passed the checkpoint.

In fact, Shi Sanwen has a lot of things in this car, in addition to the luggage of the hunter, there are also 90% of his own belongings; With so much clutter, it is undoubtedly worth searching and checking......

But as soon as the prosecutors saw those expensive anime pillows and game figures...... When it is piled up with the broken bowls and spoons that are so cheap that no one wants to pick them up when they throw them away, there is an inexplicable sense of disgust.

Combined with Shi Sanwen's appearance of this person, the inspector couldn't help but think: "If I stain the pillow of this product during the inspection, he will say that I have defiled his wife, and then roll around with me and even find me desperately......"

In this way, relying on other people's stereotypes and prejudices against him, Shi Sanwen didn't even accept any interrogation, and came out of the city.

"When you asked me to help you 'pack up,' I thought I would just sort out your bank passbook, cash, jade, and other things, put them in a small box and go." As the distance from the city became farther and farther away, Lieba gradually became relieved, and opened his mouth to talk to Shi Sanwen, "...... As a result, you're asking me to help you move. ”

"Nonsense, do you know what 'soft is'?" Shi Sanwen retorted with confidence, "The so-called 'fine and soft' means 'fine and easy-to-carry valuables'......" He paused, and glanced towards the back of the car, "Everything in my car is very valuable, and everything is very easy to carry, so all of them are soft and thin." ”

"I won't talk about your pillow figurines and stuff...... Even if you put aside the factor of personal hobbies, objectively it is indeed quite valuable, the problem is ......" Hunter said, and looked back, "You even have to ......bring a toothbrush cup that is missing, a tissue box that is greasy to discolor, and an enamel washbasin that has rusted several pieces."

"Do you want to care? Can't I get used to this? Before Shi Sanwen could finish speaking, he interrupted, "I didn't use the new one well, and it was difficult to buy it, do you understand?" ”

You can say that he is very reasonable, but from another point of view, there seems to be nothing wrong with his crooked reasoning; The most important factor in determining the value of an item is actually people's feelings and cognition, and the diamonds you buy for tens of thousands of dollars may be far less helpful to you in your daily life than a roll of toilet paper for a few dollars; The seafood and souvenirs you eat at a high price may be seen by fishermen and locals as something that makes you want to vomit or pick up on the ground.

Perhaps, Shi Sanwen is the person who really "lives and understands", at least he knows what he needs, instead of being constantly told what you need in a world controlled by capitalists like most people, and then drifting with the flow for the sake of this materialistic desire that is set by others.

"What's that...... You said I had to learn from you for four months, didn't you? The longer the conversation went on, the more Hunter felt that this master-apprentice relationship would be a double test of his spirit and body.

"Heh......" Shi San replied with a smile, "It depends on how well you learn, if you are smart enough, you will learn to get out of the way in four days, then I will be the first to applaud, but according to my observation...... You should be a pit. ”

"I don't have any ability, how can you see the pit?" Hunter was suspicious.

"It has nothing to do with ability, learning is mainly based on understanding and intelligence." Shi San asked, "Look at you...... After meeting for less than half a day, I was moved, and my intelligence is definitely not high. ”

"Does this have anything to do with me?" Lieba was not convinced, "the junction location, the means of transportation, the route of travel...... It's not up to me, who knows if I'm going to bump into a security officer? ”

"Heh......" Shi San asked when he heard this, laughed dryly, and shook his head, "Forget it, I'll have a chance to explain this to you in the future." ”

When they said this, the car had reached a relatively desolate section of the road, and at this moment, a man appeared on the side of the road.

The man appeared to be about forty years old, Asian, slightly chubby, and plain-looking, wearing a shirt and jeans that were neither expensive nor cheap; Its whole appearance and temperament give you a feeling of "passers-by everywhere".

He is Zhang San.

Shi Sanwen recognized the other party at a glance, so he slowed down the car and leaned to the side of the road.

Zhang San didn't say much, and after the car stopped, he opened the back door with a smile and sat down.

"How did you get here?" As soon as the other party came up, Shi San asked.

"Skydiving." Zhang San's answer was very curious, but his tone when he said these two words was very casual.

"Oh...... No wonder there are no cars nearby. Shi San asked, "Huh? And what about your parachute? ”

"It's changed a little bit, and it's sold as a tent to a few passing campers." Zhang Sandao.

Hearing this, the hunter in the passenger seat couldn't help but look back at the other party: "Brother...... How long have you been standing there? ”

"Twenty minutes." Zhang San replied.

"Hey...... I think you just jumped with a tent on your back, right? Hunter joked.

"Heh......" Zhang San knew what the other party meant, and he replied with a smile, "Where can it take twenty minutes to change a parachute into a tent, and I can still change a bicycle into a wheelchair in ten minutes." ”

"In ten minutes, he'll be able to fool you and sell you a wheelchair." Shi Sanwen also interjected at the right time, and then restarted the car and said to Zhang San, "Hey, where are you going next?" ”

"Drive forward first, stop at the first gas station." Zhang San replied.

Before he finished his words, Shi Sanwen had already started to drive forward.

"I have two plans for you, you can listen to them on the way to the gas station and think about which one is better." Zhang San continued, "The first set is more secure, you go directly to the southeast, go to Zaoye County, and find an oasis city like Riyadh to live in......"

"No, no." Who knows, Shi Sanwen hasn't heard the second set of plans, so he will deny the first set first, "Tropical desert climate, too hot in summer." ”

"Huh?" When Hunter heard this, he wondered, "Isn't the climate in Cairo similar?" Besides, you don't seem to be the kind of person who goes out often, do you? Does it matter to you whether it's hot outside or not when you stay in an air-conditioned room? ”

"So have you considered the feelings of those who deliver food and delivery?" Shi Sanwen asked rhetorically, "Do you know how many courier guys I've seen running around in the wind, rain and heat, so busy that they don't even have time to pull...... You order a takeout in one of those 40-odd degrees, and if the person delivering the food is upset, shoot a puddle in your pizza......"

"Okay, okay...... It's okay, it's okay! Hunter doesn't want to listen to it anymore, "You have a life, you have the final say......"

"Then I'll talk about the second plan." Zhang San, who was sitting in the back, didn't care about this conversation, and continued in a very calm tone, "This set is a little more complicated, if you can, I hope you will listen to me according to the map." ”

Bang Bang –

Before he finished speaking, Shi Sanwen raised his hand with a swing fist, and immediately "hit" a storage space above his head.

In the next second, a rolled-up paper map of the world fell from there.

Hunter originally wanted to complain that there were still people who would use paper maps in these years, but after thinking about it, if he said this, the other party Bacheng would educate himself again with reasons such as "the mobile phone will run out of power or there will be no network but the paper will not", so this time he didn't speak at all, just silently picked up the map and slowly unfolded it in his hand.

Then, Zhang San also came up from the back seat, pointed to the map in the hand of the hunter, and continued: "We are now in the southernmost part of the eastern shore of the Mediterranean; This side, for now...... is still 'basically' in the sphere of influence of the Federation, but because the upper part of the Aegean Sea and the western shore of the Black Sea are already rebelling...... Therefore, with Guanzhi County as the boundary, all the sea areas on the right are now in a state of war, and civilian ships cannot go to sea at all. ”

"If you can't go by sea, what about the empty road?" Shi Sanwen quickly grasped the main point of the conversation and asked.

"Huh...... If there is an airport around here where I can legally take off and land, will I still use skydiving? Zhang San smiled, "Since the federal government has declared a state of war, shipping will inevitably be greatly affected; Airspace outside of Western Europe, North America, South Africa and the Arctic Circle is now subject to varying degrees of airlift regulation...... In short, this place at the junction of the Eurasian and African continents, as well as the entire territory of Shuangying County, almost all civilian aircraft have been suspended...... As long as you dare to go to heaven, you must be prepared to be knocked down by inexplicable awareness. ”

"So there's only land left?" Shi San asked.

"Yes." Zhang San said, "So...... Since you don't want to go to Date Palm County, then Dragon County and Western Europe, you pick one. ”

"Wouldn't it work anywhere else?" Shi San asked again.

"The Americas are fine, but you also have to get to the coastal areas of Dragon County or Central Europe before you can catch a flight to the American continent." Zhang San replied.

Shi Sanwen thought for a while: "Then let's go to Europe, to go to Longjun you have to pass through the Middle East, there are too many deserts, and the scenery is not good." ”

"Is the focus on the scenery along the way......" Hunter Ba looked sideways at Shi San and blurted out.

"No, it's all about who to go with." Shi Sanwen didn't think about it before he continued, "Although I personally tend to go on this kind of long-distance trip with fair-skinned and beautiful beauties, it's a pity that there are only two rough men around me, so I can't help it...... can only be placed on the scenery and chat. ”

"Hahaha......" Zhang San was amused by him, "You are still the same, it seems that I will at least not be bored during this trip." ”

"Huh?" Hunter heard something from his words, "Mr. Zhang...... Will you go with us? ”

"yes." Zhang San replied, "When I get to the place, I have to arrange a series of trivial things for you, such as residence and identity, and then talk about it...... I can't go back now. ”

"Isn't there a submarine and its own flight in the reverse cross, when I came to Cairo today, I first took the shuttle and then changed the car." "Let them come and pick them up, won't we be able to get anywhere in the world at once?" ”

"Hah! What do you think? Unexpectedly, this time even Zhang San began to taunt him, "You are not an official member of the Cross, but just an apprentice...... People are busy every day, and it's good to be able to send you over, who knows that you have only been here for half a day and have to change places? And you expect them to drive you in that dark alloy vehicle? ”

"Alas......" Two seconds later, before Lieba could reply, Shi Sanwen made up for it next to him, "...... Four months may not be enough......"

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