Chapter 35: Luo Wushuang

"What's your name?" Yang Xu said as he looked at the woman in front of him who was so beautiful that she couldn't speak.

The woman was the woman he bought at a high price, but he didn't expect it to look too good after washing up, not only did Yang Xu dare not stare all the time, but even Luo Lin, who sent the clothes, blushed when she saw it.

"My name is Luo Wushuang!" The woman twisted the strap on her dress uneasily, lowering her head and not daring to look at Yang Xu.

Yang Xu nodded, and continued, "Have you cultivated?"

"I don't know!" Luo Wushuang said softly.

"Don't know?"

"I don't remember anything but my name. ”

"What a familiar routine!"

Yang Xu covered his forehead and had a headache. He couldn't tell if Luo Wushuang really had amnesia, and it didn't matter, what mattered was how to place her next.

"I'll send you to Rowling?" Yang Xu asked for advice.

Luo Wushuang hadn't said anything yet, but Er Ya immediately quit, and wanted Luo Wushuang to stay.

"Why are you leaving her? There are many people, you know?" Yang Xu patiently persuaded.

"Be my aunt!" said Erya as a matter of course.

"Auntie, what aunt?" Yang Xu didn't react, and looked at Erya puzzled.

"You are my uncle, and your wife is my aunt!"

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

Yang Xu was choked by his own saliva, coughed non-stop, and it took a long time to recover.

"What nonsense?" Yang Xu said a little unnaturally.

It's not that he really has that idea, it's just that he finds it awkward to talk about his wife with children.

"I don't care, you can't get rid of Sister Luo!" said Erya shaking Yang Xu's arm.

"Good, good!"

Yang Xu surrendered and decided to let Luo Wushuang live in his own home. But he wasn't going to let her live in vain, he had to give something.

"Laundry, cooking, cleaning, that's what you have to pay for living in my house. ”

Luo Wushuang glanced at Yang Xu timidly, and said in a low voice: "I won't!"

"I won't go to school!"

Looking at Luo Wushuang's pitiful appearance, Yang Xu endured the irritability in his heart and tried his best to make his tone gentle.

"Start with cleaning!"

Yang Xu took Luo Wushuang to the kitchen and instructed her to start cleaning. He hadn't used this kitchen yet, but he had the tools he should have, but it was very dirty.

Luo Wushuang stood in the kitchen at a loss, not knowing what to do at all, and finally looked at Yang Xu leaning against the door frame with an innocent face.

"Sister Luo, I'll teach you!"

Seeing that Yang Xu was very impatient, Er Ya took the initiative to teach Luo Wushuang to clean up.

An hour later, the kitchen was finally cleaned up, and the orange flames rose from the gas stove that Yang Xu had brought from the earth.

Turning off the gas stove, Yang Xu took out some ingredients from his watch and let Luo Wushuang clean it.

"Look clearly, I'll only teach you once!"

Yang Xu danced the kitchen knife, and a potato quickly turned into a pile of evenly slender shredded potatoes.

"Uncle is so amazing!" Erya clapped his palms and exclaimed.

"Don't be a sycophant!" Yang Xu said angrily: "You also have to learn from me!" As a girl, you can not cook, but you must be able to cook!"

"You try!"

Yang Xu handed the kitchen knife to Luo Wushuang, and then moved out of the way.

Luo Wushuang held the kitchen knife, recalled Yang Xu's movements, and then moved his right hand quickly.

"You should go to the circus, at least the knife dance is beautiful!"

Looking at the piles of potato granules of different sizes on the cutting board, Yang Xu felt powerless. Grabbing the kitchen knife, Yang Xu swept the potato particles into the trash, and then began to process other ingredients.

He already had no hope for Luo Wushuang, at least for a short time, he couldn't eat the food Luo Wushuang cooked.

Soon, sour and hot shredded potatoes, braised fish, fish-flavored shredded pork, and tomato and egg soup were put on the table, exuding bursts of aroma, attracting the two women's mouths.

"It's delicious!"

Erya stuffed something into her mouth while shouting in admiration, and at the same time did not forget to give Yang Xu and Luo Wushuang a little food.

"Watch out for fish bones!"

Yang Xu put a piece of fish meat with fish bones picked out into the second bowl, and then gave Luo Wushuang the same piece.

"Thank you!" Luo Wushuang said softly.

"Don't thank me!" Yang Xu said: "Although you are very pitiful, but you can't eat as a meal! I spent a lot of money to buy you, so you have to provide your value." Let's make a deal, I'll hire you, and I'll pay you in advance, and you'll have to learn that as soon as possible, and pay off your debts with your labor. ”

"I see!"

Because there was one more person in the family, Yang Xu's heart was up and down, and he couldn't calm down, so he didn't immediately use bitter tea leaves to start breaking through. He decided to spend two days to calm down, teach Luo Wushuang some common sense of life by the way, and also take the opportunity to return to Earth.

"Hmm!"

Luo Wushuang, who was immersed in eating, suddenly put down his chopsticks, rubbed his lower abdomen with his hand, and his forehead wrinkled together.

"What's wrong with you?" Yang Xu asked.

"I seem to be hurt!"

Luo Wushuang stood up with the table propped up, and there was a red blood stain on the skirt behind him.

"Ah, is Sister Luo injured there too?" Er Ya looked at Luo Wushuang in surprise with a worried expression.

"Also?"

Yang Xu felt that his scalp was numb, and there was a little abnormal flush on his face.

"Yes, I'm also injured, I'm bleeding a lot, and it's still in pain!" said Erya innocently.

Yang Xu stood up without saying a word, turned around and walked out.

"Uncle, where are you going?"

"Find a doctor for you!" Yang Xu said through gritted teeth.

Yang Xu left for half an hour, and then returned with an inexplicable Rowling.

"Is Sister Rowling a doctor?" Erya asked.

"At least I can treat you!" Yang Xu said angrily.

"What the hell is going on?" Rowling asked puzzledly, "Is Erya sick?" But I won't see a doctor! Moreover, how can a cultivator get sick?"

Yang Xu took a deep breath, and then explained with a dodge in his eyes: "Isn't that idiot Luo Wushuang amnesia? But she forgot about the fact that she must bleed as a woman! And Erya, the little girl has grown up and started to become a woman, but she doesn't know what's going on. ”

"Poof!ha......"

Rowling burst out laughing, and laughed incessantly.

After a long time, Rowling finally stopped laughing, drove the depressed Yang Xu out of the house, and began to heal the two ignorant women.

"Woman, it's trouble!" Yang Xu sighed decadently.

After Rowling left with a strange look in her eyes, Yang Xu went into her room and observed Luo Wushuang through the crack in the door.

Luo Wushuang and Er Ya seemed to understand something that made people shy, and their faces were blushing with a blur. At this time, the two got together, cleaning the yard while muttering and communicating.

"It seems that the identity is not ordinary!"

Yang Xu looked at Luo Wushuang, who was clumsy and sweeping the floor, thoughtfully.

This Luo Wushuang can't even take a broom, can't do any housework, and can't even compare to Erya, which means that he didn't have a bad background before, and he hasn't touched these at all. Of course, it is also possible that it is disguised, but it is very unlikely.

In the evening, Yang Xu brought Rowling over again and asked her to bring her to salute.

"Please take care of them for two days, I'm going to be away for a while. ”

"You're actually a planetarian!" Rowling said excitedly, "No problem! But I want your specialty, no problem, right?"

"Of course!" Yang Xu admitted.

Even if Rowling doesn't say anything, he's going to bring her something.

"I'll be away for two days! Be careful at home, don't go out, and don't open the door to any stranger. Yang Xu said to Luo Wushuang and Erya.

"Uncle come back early!"

Erya has become accustomed to it, and there is nothing reluctant, just a glance at Yang Xu's watch from time to time.

"Give it to me, you foodie!"

Yang Xu helplessly stretched out his hand and took the watch handed by Erya.

Luo Wushuang didn't know what was going on, and he wasn't ready to explore, so he didn't say a word and stood silently behind Erya.

After explaining everything, Yang Xu disappeared in front of several women and returned to Earth.

Pushing open the door of the villa, Yang Xu looked at the starry night sky, and his heart was peaceful. Here, he didn't need to be afraid of anything, and his whole body was relaxed.

A small car stopped in front of Yang Xu, and the window was lowered, revealing Wu Bin in the cab.

"Mr. Yang, are you going out?"

"Hmm! go to the mall!"

Wu Bin raised his hand and looked at his watch, then said with a smile: "It's only eight o'clock, it's the time when the nightlife starts!

"No, I'll walk by myself!"

Wu Bin left, and Yang Xu also walked down the mountain along the road, the speed didn't seem fast, but he unconsciously overtook the moving vehicle. He also has a car, but he enjoys the feeling of walking on his own.

Yang Xu took out his mobile phone as he walked and called Liu Hao, but the phone showed that the other party was not in the service area.

"Forget it! it doesn't matter, let's talk about it next time!"

With Yang Xu's foot strength, it took less than half an hour to reach a large shopping mall, and the ones inside were all luxury goods.

"I actually have times when I pretend to be a local tyrant. ”

Shaking his head, Yang Xu pushed the door and walked in.

He first bought a large amount of packaged delicatessen, put it in his watch while no one was looking, and then went to the clothing section.

"Sir, do you want to buy underwear for your girlfriend?" the saleswoman smiled, looking very enthusiastic.

Yang Xu was a little embarrassed, his eyes swept over all kinds of underwear, and he didn't know how to buy it.

"Excuse me, what's your girlfriend's size?" said the sales lady empathically.

Yang Xu gritted his teeth, and finally waved his hand and said, "Ten sets of each size!"

"Ten, ten sets?" The sales lady's mouth turned into an O-shape, and it took a long time to recover, and she stammered and asked, "Then, what style and color do you want?"

"This, this, that, and that!"

Yang Xu casually pointed out a few styles, and then hurriedly walked to the sofa to the side and began to wait.

"Sir, please settle the bill!"

The sales lady came over with a large pile of bags and a smile on her face.

Yang Xu hurriedly swiped his card, left in embarrassment with the bag, and after a while, he walked into another underwear store with empty hands and began to buy underwear.

After experiencing a very similar scene, Yang Xu walked out of the mall empty-handed, his eyes sad and inexplicable.

"So, women are trouble! And not my women!"

When he thought of his large bag and small bag of aunt towels, a large group of aunts and girls looked at him with strange eyes, and he couldn't wait to find a gap in the ground to get into.