Chapter 404: Roundworms in the Stomach
Of course Ji Shu didn't believe it, Xie Shenzhang wasn't a roundworm in his stomach, was there such a god?
Xie Shenzhang saw Ji Shu's look of disbelief on his face, of course he could guess Ji Shu's thoughts, she clearly felt that it was impossible.
Xie Shenzhang originally wanted to tease Ji Shu, or sell some guanzi first, but today he was too tired, and after guessing with Ji Shu, his brain was short of oxygen, and his head was obviously not enough, so he decided to reveal the answer directly.
However, before the announcement, Xie Shenzhang felt that his mouth was very dry and his voice was hoarse.
"Are you thirsty?" Xie Shenzhang said to Ji Shu?
"Huh?" Ji Shu didn't expect Xie Shenzhang to make such a big turn, and he couldn't keep up with his thinking at all.
"Big brother, what people are most concerned about now is not this, you ask knowingly, hurry up and continue what you just said." Ji Shu said.
"Don't worry, I'll drink saliva first, I'm so thirsty."
After Yu Xie Shenzhang finished speaking, he got up and went to the front of the car, opened the trunk and took it.
"What are you going to drink? Drink or water? Xie Shenzhang asked.
"Water, give me a bottle of mineral water." Ji Shu replied.
"Come, drink some water first, and we'll talk about it later." Xie Shenzhang threw the water next to him to Ji Shu.
Then he picked up another bottle and drank it directly after three times and five by two.
"Slow down, how thirsty you are, like you haven't been drinking for hundreds of years." Ji Shu hurriedly dissuaded.
"Isn't it, racking your brains to propose to you, you can't be distracted at all, and you don't even have time to drink water?"
After Xie Shenzhang finished drinking, he threw the bottle in his hand into the trash, and because Ji Shu hadn't finished drinking it yet, he took the bottle in his hand.
Then, Xie Shenzhang rested for two or a while. Ji Shu felt that it was almost enough, so he asked:
"Okay, you've drunk the water and rested, can you talk about it now?" He was simply testing his patience.
Seeing Ji Shu opening himself with eager and curious eyes, Xie Shenzhang felt quite funny, so he quipped:
"Is there such a hurry? When someone hung my appetite just now, why didn't you think about it? ”
"Are you going to say it or not?" Ji Shu's tone was a little angry.
"Okay, okay, I said." Xie Shenzhang didn't want to make Ji Shu angry again at this time.
"Just now, you think I can't guess, but you think, you've been so blunt, how long we've been together, if I don't know anything about you, how can I do it. You just want to wait until after the film festival to get married, and you think that maybe you can still have a chance to win the award, then you will kill two birds with one stone, did you just mean that? Xie Shenzhang said.
Hearing Xie Shenzhang's words, Ji Shu was really stunned for a while, was she too overestimating her ability to hang people's appetites, or was Xie Shenzhang really too smart to see through herself so easily? Anyway, he guessed it anyway, and there was no need to deny it.
"I'd love to deny it, but I'd better be honest in front of you, I do have some of that." Ji Shu replied.
"But now that the movie is not even halfway through, I wonder if it will be a little earlier to think about this. You haven't finished filming yet, so you're sure if it's a good shot and whether the audience will like and be satisfied? Xie Shenzhang felt that Ji Shu was too unrealistic.
"Of course, I don't know about these yet, but our entire crew is now working hard to go all out, and it's because of this that I can't agree to your marriage proposal right away, because it's too busy and unrealistic."
"That's not it. So it's too early for you to talk about film festivals now, you must know that this circle is filming all kinds of scripts every month or even every day, and there are a lot of good actors and good scripts. ”
Xie Shenzhang naturally wanted to be on Ji Shu's side, but there were some things that had to be realistic.
"Of course I don't mean that I will definitely be nominated, I haven't thought about winning the award, I mean, I'm just scared now, I'm under a lot of pressure, I don't want to be distracted, if I can wait until the movie is finished, my heart will be more relaxed, and I will be in the mood to enjoy the world of two."
"It's been such a big circle, you originally wanted to express this, you said earlier, how many cells killed me."
"I really want to say it, but you don't listen, you often guess this and that by yourself, and I can't interject if I want to."
"Well, you clever ghost, I really can't do anything about you. However, I am very uncomfortable now, and I am shocked to be treated like this. I'm angry again now, and the consequences are serious, so you can do it yourself. ”
"Isn't it? Didn't you just say that you promised me that I wouldn't be angry for no reason, why did you regret it. ”
"Who's to blame? Ask yourself, am I easy to hurt me again and again, who was harmed? ”
"Okay, I was wrong, can't I apologize to you? Xiao Shenshen, Xiao Zhangzhang, for the sake of other people's cuteness, you can do it, don't be angry, forgive me, okay? ”
"If I want you to forgive you, yes, but I don't think you're sincere just by saying that. Well, I just thought of a way to make up for your mistakes. How, would you like to try? ”
"What's the solution? Tell me about it. Naturally, I'm willing to express my 300% apologies to our little chapter, but I have to see if I can do what you say before I can decide, right? ”
"It's still 300 percent, it's better to say than to sing, look at you, what kind of attitude are you like now, it's obviously very perfunctory, it's not sincere at all, okay, you rejected me without even trying, this is not good."
"Look, look, I'm in a hurry when I'm talking about it." Ji Shu really convinced him.
"Then you must promise me first, don't cheat, don't refuse, or I won't say anything." Xie Shenzhang's words are very authoritarian.
"Fainted. I didn't say I didn't want to, but what do you want me to promise you, you have to make it clear, right? How can you be so ambiguous, in case you ask me to promise to sell body parts and sell my body, I will also promise you? ”
"What are you kidding? I'm a man who stands tall in the sky, and there's no way I'm going to let you sell body parts, right? It's even more impossible to sell yourself, you are my woman, the wife I want to marry, will I be willing to sell you? Who do you think of me? ”
This Ji Shu is really, he can say such words, what is in his head, women's logic is really super scary sometimes, even if it is a joke, you have to pay attention to the degree, there is no such possibility at all, okay!
"Isn't that a metaphor? It's not that it has to be like this, why are you so serious. ”
"I don't care, in short, if you want to agree to me one condition immediately, then I will forgive you. Otherwise, I would have to live alone depressed. Anyway, you won't care, my heart has been scarred by you, and it's still dripping blood, I'm so painful, but some people don't seem to feel distressed at all, I'm so pitiful, no one cares and no one loves, hey! ”
"Handsome guy, are you pitiful? Poor one, it's clear that I'm okay or not, and you're threatening me now. How can there be such a thing as you. If you want me to say yes, you can do it, but how about you be nice to me? You talk about it first, and there will be no shortage of meat. ”
"Why are you so troublesome, grinding and chirping, rambling, and not sincere. We've been together for so long, I'm better to you than to myself, you say one and I never say two, you let me go east and I won't go west, you can't listen to me once? ”
"Why do you talk like that, it hurts my heart like this. Since you listen to me for everything, then you can speak first. ”
"Pull it, you, you'll still be sad, pretend, pretend, you continue to pretend, you are so scheming, I don't eat this."
"What a trick, you actually describe me like this, and ruin my image like this, I'm very speechless to you, then forget it, it's good if you don't say it, anyway, I'm too lazy to listen, then let's not talk about it first, it's a little late, it's cold here, let's go home first."
"No, you have to answer me now, so you can just say it, do you agree or not? Didn't you say that you love me, I have already compromised unconditionally for you about marriage just now, and I promised you that it doesn't matter if you move back in time, so that you can make a movie with peace of mind and impact the film festival nomination, but look at you, you can't promise me this little thing. ”
"Does this have to be said now? Can't you mention it again tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Is it really that heavy? ”
"Yes, this matter is very important, it can't be delayed for a moment, if you don't promise me, I'll stay here today, don't go back, stay until you agree, you can do it yourself, if you want to go back, you go back first."
After Xie Shenzhang finished speaking, not only did he not mean to leave, but he really sat down.
"Do you really have something to say? Don't you say it's over? Ji Shu originally thought that he was just talking and playing, but he didn't expect him to really sit down, it didn't look like he was joking, maybe there was really something serious.
"Okay, that's it. That's okay, I'll promise you, you say, what's the condition. Ji Shu hurriedly said again.
"You can go home immediately tomorrow and bring the household registration book, or ask your aunt to send it back. Oh, no need, it's very inconvenient for Auntie to be alone, so let's let Auntie find it first, just prepare simply, and I'll send a driver to pick her up then. ”
"What? Hukou booklet? What do you do with your household register? What Ji Shu thought of in his mind was how to apply for documents, apply for cards, buy a house, and so on.
"Aren't you an idiot asking this question? What do you say you can do with your hukou book? Marriage, of course! ”
"I don't understand! Didn't they just say that they would move back? You, who else wants to get married, so urgent"
"Who else, I'll follow you! Pig! The wedding can be moved back, but it must be licensed immediately, and that's my condition. ”
"Huh? What kind of trouble are you making, how do you think about it, what is the difference between you and getting married, overlord clause you. ”
"I just want to be like this, as long as the black and white words are stamped, you will never be able to run away, so it's decided! Not negotiable. ”
"You!" Ji Shu still wanted to say something, but suddenly he couldn't say anything, his heart was warm, this man is really caring for himself, he always creates surprises, and he can think of any way.
"What's wrong with you? Why don't you speak? Isn't it upset, if you think I'm too abrupt, then forget it. ”
"Xiao Shu, Xiao Shu, you answer me, I am very panicked if you don't speak like this."
"No, I'm not angry, but, people are really moved, you first suddenly proposed, and then suddenly asked for a certificate so domineeringly, you gave me two big surprises in a row today, I'm happy."
"What you say is true? I'm scared to death, my good baby, oh no, from now on, it's time to slowly change your mind Mrs. Xie, my Mrs. Xie, it's not easy to accompany you. ”
"Are you going to change your mind? While it's still too late, if you want to regret it, hurry up. ”