Although Ah Heng and Yan Xi live under the same roof, their living habits are too different, except for eating, the two hardly meet each other.

Yan Xi was originally a cat-shaped creature who did not distinguish between day and night, and coupled with the holiday, he was even more lawless. When I was in a good mood, I put on a rock, and the neighbors knocked on the door one after another; In a bad mood, I closed the door and closed the curtains, and sat in silence in my room all day, completely the spokesperson of the sinusoid.

Ah Heng, on the other hand, goes to bed at 9 o'clock in the evening and gets up at 6 o'clock in the morning, and is a good baby with an accurate biological clock. Grocery shopping, cooking, laundry, cleaning the room, watching cartoons, the day just goes by. Of course, if you listen to the earnest teachings of your sister and brother on the radio before going to bed, your life is basically perfect without any regrets.

He loves pork ribs and rich food thickened by all kinds of strange sauces; She is accustomed to eating green vegetables, and is accustomed to interpreting the most ordinary and delicate taste with a light salt taste.

He drank Coke, Fanta, chocolate, milk, champagne, vodka, all processed and flipped to reveal a beautiful bubbly color, warm and decadent drink; She only sipped water, tea, and sake, and did not polish a gentle and moist liquid that was clear enough to see to the end.

He likes to do everything inattentively, listen to rock and roll pictures of the sunset, eat junk food while studying the different ways of crying of various beautiful women on TV, and judge which one will not disgust him; And her mind has never been delicate enough, she only knows how to sit upright and write calligraphy more beautifully, she only knows how to put her hands on her knees and look at cartoons in a regular manner, smirking, and easily ignoring all the changes around her.

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It is always when you meet under the same roof that you realize that there is another person in your big set. As a result, no matter how easy it is to generate novelty, this novelty is not enough to break each other's perfect personal space. So, continue to gently tolerate the existence of whom, and gently integrate who into their own inertia.

"Ah Heng ......" Yan Xi was sleepy-eyed, and dangled to the kitchen in the long T pajamas of a cat and mouse.

"Awake?" Ah Heng took a spoon and skimmed a little chicken soup to taste the salt, and was busy and did not look back.

She knew he was there, and it was done.

"The milk is in the microwave, go get it yourself, drink less, and you'll have to eat later." The taste is just right. Ah Heng smiled and put down the spoon.

"Oh." The boy yawned, rubbed his eyes, and said in a nasal voice that he had just woken up, "I just put my clothes in the washing machine and twisted them, but I don't know if the amount of laundry detergent is enough." ”

Ah Heng had a bad premonition, turned off the fire, rushed to the laundry room, lifted the lid of the washing machine, and his face was bruised.

"The laundry detergent you put ......"

Yan Xi casually pointed to a bucket of powdery things next to the washing machine.

"That's, drift*." Ah Heng spoke with difficulty.

Yan Xi was frightened and looked at the washing machine, a bucket of clothes was already unrecognizable.

"Ah Heng, do you put the bleach* next to the washing machine for Mao?" Yan Xi pulled out the latch, scooped up the strangely colored clothes that were rolled into a lump, and wanted to cry without tears.

"Wow, my Armani pink checkered shirt that I just came to market this season, my Calvin Klein white pants, my Givenchy black T, my ......"

"You speak English so well, that big 'Bleach' is on the barrel, don't you see?" Ah Heng interrupted the boy, his tone soft, with a slow and delicate teasing.

"Bleach, Mao?" Yan Xi's eyes were watery and pitiful.

"Bleach." Ah Heng was speechless and looked at the sky.

"Ah Heng, that ...... What to do? Yan Xi was full of tears, pretending to be very white and helpless.

"What else can I do, throw it away." Ah Heng understated.

This is a punishment for people who claim to be big men who can't get into the kitchen and can't go to the laundry.

"My Armani, my Calvin Klein, my Givenchy, my Versace......" Yan Xi covered his face, only showing a small flat head, and shouted.

Ah Heng ignored him and walked back to the kitchen, and the young man followed behind her and continued.

When I eat, I wear a flower shirt that I am working hard for; When watching TV, I called my poor white casual leggings; When I was snaking, I was like a little black T......

In the evening, Ah Heng watched "Detective Conan", in the middle of the case, in the dark old library, a corpse appeared in the mezzanine of the slowly rising elevator, which was extremely eerie and terrifying.

Behind him, someone came complainingly: "My beloved red checkered shirt ......"

Ah Heng was frightened, turned his head, and said Xi again.

"I know, I know, I'm dead!" The corners of Ah Heng's mouth twitched, and he yelled at the young man, "Buy a new one, okay!" ”

The goal of the teenager is achieved, and the sky is happy.

Yan Lao was afraid that Yan Xi would spend money indiscriminately, so the monthly living expenses were fixed to the account where only Ah Heng knew the password. All financial expenditures are under her "one-party dictatorship."

Although Yan Xi was unwilling, he was out of power in the silver, and the emperor was far away, so he had to give up. grinding Ah Heng every day, entangled her with a headache, and the things she wanted naturally arrived.

However, money is not burned like this, buy it again, and tens of thousands of yuan will be gone in the blink of an eye.

Ah Heng tossed and turned in the middle of the night, couldn't sleep, thought about it for a long time, ran to the garbage bin in the dark, picked up the piece of clothes, threw it into the washing machine again, washed it again, ironed it three times, and was so careful that he didn't even let go of the corners and corners. Although it is still very similar to a colorful color palette, the freshness is greatly guaranteed, so I returned to the room satisfied.

The next day, Ah Heng got up together, estimated the time, and started to call.

"Hello? Ah Heng? The other party yawned before waking up.

"Dayi, yesterday, Grandpa Yan sent back a few Armani limited edition clothes, and as a result, Yan Xi put them on, a little fat, thinking, it is better to give them to you." Heng smiled.

Yan Xi drank too much milk the day before, and was awakened by urine, and saw Ah Heng talking on the phone in the living room, so he came over in a daze.

"Ah Heng, what are you doing?"

Ah Heng put his finger to his lips and shhh

"Well, come over later, the clothes are ready." The standard smile of eight teeth is as bright as a spring flower.

Yan Xi shuddered.

hung up the phone and continued to dial: "Mary, I'll talk to you, ...... something"

Same steps, same words.

"When did you pick up all your clothes?" Yan Xi looked at the strangely colored clothes with some disgust.

"Yan Xi, how about acting together?" Ah Heng laughed.

"Remuneration." Yan Xi stretched out her white and tender hand.

"Armani, Calvin Klein, Givenchy, Versace, one or two?" The eyebrows and eyes of the clear landscape, the gentle face.

"Good!" Yan Xi felt that he was a good baby, and promised neatly.

A few moments later, the doorbell rang, and Sindayi flew in in a hurry.

"Oh, Ah Heng, it's still our brothers, where are the clothes, you're polite to us, as long as it's Yanxi, I can wear as much as I want."

Hehe, it's a trivial matter to drop pie Armani from the sky, but eating Yanxi's white food and taking advantage of this kid has not been encountered for thousands of years.

Yan Xi roared falsely on the side: "Ah Heng, how can you give these clothes to your aunt?" The limited edition, I can't wear it now, and I'll wear it when I'm fat! ”

Sindayi saw the neatly folded clothes on the sofa, Armani's logo, fresh and vivid, just looking at the coloring, a little strange.

"I'll pay you back when you get fat!" Sinda Yi sighed and picked up the clothes, "That's it, don't you say it, the limited edition is different from the usual one, look at this color, how much Armani, hehe." ”

Yan Xi turned around, looking sad and melancholy, but his shoulders kept shaking.

Ah Heng smiled and lifted his watch, the time was almost up.

Ding-dong, the doorbell rang again.

Chen Ti walked in.

The four eyes looked at each other, crackling.

"Why are you a baboon (shemale) here, and you haven't been bitten (beaten) enough by the old lady (Lao Tzu)?!" The two teenagers pointed at each other, spoke in unison, and when the enemies met, they were very red.

"Ah Heng asked me to come, okay!" Continue to speak in unison.

Ah Heng smiled, handed Yan Xi a tissue, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Wipe it." ”

Laughing so much that my saliva spurted out.

At this moment, the two looked at Ah Heng in unison.

Ah Heng's eyebrows were bent in the distance: "Dayi, I invited Mary here." Thinking, so much, you can't wear it anyway, so it's better to give half to Mary. ”

"You don't have to think about it, Lao Tzu (Lao Niang) won't share clothes with this shemale (baboon)!" Two teenagers, one white and one black, one charming and one rough, but standing together, the scenery is bright.

Ah Heng smiled, extremely innocent: "Then what should I do?" ”

Chen Ti came back from abroad, and he could easily replace Yan Xi's singing a few days ago, he must be a wealthy man with a lot of arrogance.

"Ah Heng, let's be sisters, this dress is a limited edition, I won't let you suffer, the old lady paid for it all!" Immediately, he glanced at Sindayi with contempt.

Xin Dayi is also the master who grew up holding the phoenix, he has never seen any big scenes, how can he easily fold his face.

"Holy! You are a dead ladyboy, nouveau riche, put on the '*', you are the second generation of capitalism, Lao Tzu is growing red, and I am still afraid of you! Ah Heng, said, how much did this dress cost, Lao Tzu paid for it, and he should be filial piety to Grandpa! ”

That's what I'm waiting for.

A smile flashed in Ah Heng's eyes, and then he calmed down.

"Do you have to do so much?" Ah Heng frowned and pointed to the clothes on the sofa in embarrassment.

"That's it!" The two looked at each other, angry, and did not back down.

"Oh." Ah Heng touched his nose, walked into the laundry room, and took out the same number of neatly stacked clothes with strange colors, smiling warmly.

"Oh, there's one more, one for each person, don't grab it, don't grab it."

She had been kind enough to divide her clothes into two equal parts last night so as not to cause unnecessary disputes.

The two teenagers were dumbfounded.

Yan Xi laughed and fell off the sofa.

This incident is a landmark event of Wen Heng's degeneration that has been recited thousands of times by Xin and Chen. As soon as he mentioned it, he sighed: "Ah Heng was originally such a good child, but since he followed Yan Xi, he has become bad." Yan Xi is red-faced, and the water is bad. ”

"Smoke the dead, you are the one who is in trouble! Scourge to all your families. Yan Xi raised his eyebrows and scolded, "Our Ah Heng has always been a good child, a good child, where has he fallen?" Shh A pair of dog men and men! Without our Ah Heng, can you achieve your adultery? I don't know what to do! ”

Xin Dayi, Chen tired, no words.

In short, then, and then, Yanxi happily wore the new Armani, Calvin Klein, Givenchy, Versace, in duplicate.

Yan Xi was very lazy and clamored to draw the rising sun, but he set three alarm clocks, broke one and broke two, but he still couldn't fulfill his wish.

Ah Heng said, "I'll tell you to get up." ”

Yan Xi said: "If I accidentally use you as an alarm clock...... he wanted to speak and stopped, worried and bad-hearted.

"It doesn't matter." Ah Heng smiled, blooming with small cool spring flowers. I'm such a sound and intelligent human being, how can I compare to your inescapable alarm clock? A different creation, you know? This is spoken in the heart, not to him.

On the second day, the sky was cloudy, and the fog was like a soft and long flocculent, waiting for his fate leisurely in the moonless sky.

She looked at Yan Xi who was sleeping soundly, with a pink face, soft eyebrows and eyes, like a polar angel, and couldn't bear to start. But the angel dreamed, and came with a sentence: "Ah, Ah Heng, why are you so stupid, too stupid, too stupid...... "Infinite loop, magic sound permeates the ears."

This is the distance between the devil and the angels, when Lucifer fell to the sky, there is really no need to forgive.

She walked over to his bed and placed the towel that had been frozen in the cold room all night on the boy's face. One, two, three.

"Ahh

"Woke up?" She smiled and watched Yan Xi sit up.

Yan Xi's big eyes were stunned for half a minute before he reacted, and his slender hands slammed on the pillow, life was worse than death: "The adopted daughter is not filial piety, wow, wow!" ”

Immediately, coughing twice, he fell on the pillow in grief, and his big eyes quickly closed, in a vain attempt to continue to hook up with Zhou Gong.

Ah Heng picked up a basin of water and dangled it on the stinging head: "I don't mind the twenty-four filial piety clothes to entertain relatives." ”

Yan Xi sat up in shock in his dying dream.

She pulled him and asked him to accompany her to buy groceries and catch the morning market.

"Why should I go? Ben Shao's sacred mission to get up early is to paint the holy and beautiful morning sun, not the stinking vegetable market. He said to her so seriously.

"Go, go, just this once." With a little flattery, she put her hands behind her back, blushing slightly, not used to being coquettish. In fact, where did someone let her go coquettish.

"Ah, okay, okay, what an annoying child." But this young man immediately raised his head proudly, and his self-esteem as an elder brother was filled to the top.

In such a morning market, the greens are still with dewdrops, neatly stacked on the table, fresh and energetic.

But the sun had not yet risen, and the fog was slightly cloudy, and it was impossible to see if there were any hidden insect eyes. Ah Heng picked it up and looked through it a few times inside and out, and the old man who sold vegetables frowned: "This girl is careful, my old Wang Tou has been selling vegetables in the East Market for so many years, which one doesn't boast that the dishes are good and cheap?" ”

Ah Heng smiled: "Grandpa, don't blame, I don't mean anything else, just buy vegetables, I always have to take a look." ”

Yan Xi pouted and sighed with emotion: "This kid, why is he so ungenerous?" It's strange, Ben Shao's tutor is obviously in place. ”

Ah Heng twitched the corners of his mouth, pretending not to hear.

The so-called tutor is not to pull her to play games all day long, and when she sincerely learns Beijing dialect with him, she teaches her how to scold and swear seriously?

Ah Heng picked out the dishes and turned to look into the distance, but inadvertently saw a person squatting, with a small cage next to him, and the cage was a fluffy mess. She pulled the corner of Yanxi's clothes, leaned over, and squatted down.

"Sister, do you want to buy Ash?" Squatting there was still a child, eight or nine years old, chubby, wearing a white vest and small shorts.

"Ash, is that it?" Ah Heng smiled and pointed to the gray puppy in the cage. Such a color, it looks dirty.

The puppy seemed to understand the conversation between the two and raised its little head slightly. The appearance is really ordinary, with a pinch of black hair on the left eye, which is a little silly. It's just that those eyes are timid and cautious, vaguely pitiful.

"My mom wouldn't let me raise it, she told me to throw the little ash away. However, it is still very small, and it will starve to death if no one feeds it. The child looked at Ah Heng, and his crisp tone was a little sad, "Sister, I've been here for many days, but no one wants to ask for Xiao Ash." ”

Ah Heng looked at the puppy, stretched out his hand to the cage, and the puppy gently licked her index finger and whimpered.

She couldn't ignore it, made up her mind, opened the cage and took out the puppy, turned around and smiled and held it to Yan Xi: "Yan Xi, braised pork rice needs a little partner, doesn't it?" When I looked up, I saw that Yan Xi's face had become stiff.

"Ah Heng, I'm allergic to dog hair." He spoke stiffly, his eyes wide as he looked at her, completely bewildered.

Ah Heng let out an "oh" and silently and gently put the puppy back.

"Sister, Ash is very well-behaved, eats very little, and never pees indiscriminately. You can put it at the door and keep it in a small cardboard box......" The little one blushed and spoke earnestly, pleadingly.

She looked at the child apologetically, but couldn't bear to look at the puppy again.

Because its gaze must be so familiar that it doesn't even have to look in the mirror. It's so familiar, but I don't want to see it again......

Ah Heng thought wildly, but the slightly cool and soft palm fell on her hair. The young man smiled lightly, patted her head gently, and sighed: "Ah Heng, you can't let it get close to my room, you can't let it accidentally sleep in my milk crate, you can't let it fight with braised pork rice, you can't let it snatch my ribs, you can't let it defecate anywhere." So, is that okay? ”

So, is that okay?

You don't have to be so compromising with him, is it okay?

Is it okay to be pitied, pampered, and taken seriously like this?

Ah Heng kept nodding, but didn't look up.

She held the puppy in her arms, gently wrapped it around her chest, and when she stood up, the first rays of sunlight were breaking through the clouds.

"Yanxi, look." She tugged at the cuffs of his shirt, and between her fingers, there was a faint cool breeze.

The boy raised his head and looked at the sky reverently and greedily. The eyes are warm and pure, accompanied by the rising daylight, as if to burst out of the soul-like brightness, in the morning and twilight relationship, must be re-examined appearance, beautiful and lawless.

"I hadn't turned into a vampire that morning, and I watched the sunrise for the last time. I remember the details perfectly, but I've forgotten every sunrise before it. The last time I enjoyed this spectacular view, it was like I was seeing it for the first time. Then I said goodbye to the sunshine and became what I am now. Yan Xi muttered, turned around, and smiled bitterly and indifferently, which was exactly the expression and tone of the vampire Louis in the movie "Interview with the Vampire" that he had watched with Ah Heng pull the curtains for an afternoon.

Ah Heng was stunned.

Yan Xi turned his back to the rising sun, and was coated with a layer of holiness by the brilliant golden light, but in a blink of an eye, he changed to a different appearance, bent his eyebrows, and smiled arbitrarily and presumptuously: "Ben Shao takes the road of vampires, so that vampires have no way to go......"

Yan Xi stretched out his arms, but he imitated the appearance of a zombie and jumped in front of Ah Heng.

A vampire with an East-meets-West twist? What a mess!

"Ah, it's not a day, two days, three or four days in the late stage of neuropathy...... Ah Heng had a headache, squeaked his teeth, and his brain was hot, so he unconsciously used the puppy in his hand as a pillow and threw it at the boy.

The boy ran in tears, which part of the family education went wrong, and the adopted daughter was not filial......

The puppy burst into tears, if God gave me another chance, I would never pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic in front of this woman. Change the master, I want to change the master......

On that day, the sun was just right.