Commander Zhou was stunned, god, it's so fucking accurate!

Others didn't understand the meaning of Qin Wuming's words, but he couldn't be clearer.

Since he occupied Ping'an County, he has not slept a peaceful night, he is frightened every night, and he suddenly can't do it, even if he is holding his favorite meat bullet aunt, his little brother will no longer salute, the key is that when he sees a woman, he can think of what he sees at night, and he is scared and wants to hide.

Commander Zhou knew that he had hit an evil spirit, but he couldn't say it, and he didn't dare to invite Mr.

This is a bad aunt, isn't that for her to stay alive and widowed.

Commander Zhou put away his arrogance, and then looked at Qin Wuming's eyes, there was a more shocking taste, that kind of thing, God knows, he knows his aunt too well, if he is not a capable celestial, then he can see his problem at a glance.

So, Erlang's legs were no longer cocked, and he said politely at the moment: "What do you call Mr.?" Can you break the evil deeds below? ”

Qin Wuming glanced at the wine and food on the table, and said quietly: "Don't give your surname Qin, just call me nameless, your evil thing is a trivial matter to me." ”

Commander Zhou was immediately overjoyed, and couldn't wait to say: "Then there is Mr. Lao Wuming, help me exorcise that evil now." ”

Qin Wuming waved his hand: "Don't worry, exorcism is not a matter of a while, I still have to understand the detailed situation, let's talk while eating." ”

With that, he pulled Ling'er and sat directly at the table.

Commander Zhou was stunned, and said in his heart that this gentleman is not welcome, but he is not a person with a small belly, he doesn't care at all, it's just a meal.

Immediately, Commander Zhou called for two dishes and chopsticks.

Qin Wuming was already hungry, grabbed the roast chicken, tore a thigh and handed it to Ling'er, and then grabbed the remaining half and gnawed it.

Ling'er felt that his eating appearance was a little embarrassing, but seeing him gobbling up, she was even more hungry, so she quickly put the chicken thigh in the bowl and ate it with chopsticks.

In this way, the two of them just ate Haisai, Qin Wuming's mouth never broke the food, and Ling'er also ate with bulging cheeks.

Commander Zhou was dumbfounded, but considering that Mr. Nameless was a capable person, he didn't like it but didn't dare to say it, but he only noticed at this time that Mr. was not alone, and he brought a girl.

The girl was not dressed very well, but her face was really handsome, I don't know how many streets she had left his aunt, especially her chest was bulging, and her large coarse cloth clothes couldn't cover it, and she was a stunner.

"Mr. Nameless, who is this?" couldn't help it, Commander Zhou asked.

Qin Wuming's mouth was busy, and he said without raising his head: "My daughter-in-law!" ”

Commander Zhou grew his mouth: "Isn't Mr. a Taoist priest, how can he marry a relative?" ”

Qin Wuming raised his head and glanced at Commander Zhou: "A monk who is a monk can find a woman, what is so strange about me marrying a Taoist priest." ”

Commander Zhou suddenly said: "Yes, yes, the Taoist priest is not a monk, but Mr. is so beautiful." ”

Ling'er was embarrassed in her heart, but at this time, it was difficult to refute Qin Wuming's face, so she snorted and continued to eat.

"Let's talk about it in detail, what's going on?" Half-full, Qin Wuming slowed down, picked up the wine jug, took a sip, and asked.

Commander Zhou hesitated, looked at Ling'er and said, "Why don't you avoid it first?" ”

Guarding a woman, he really couldn't open his mouth.

However, Qin Wuming waved his hand: "It's okay, my daughter-in-law also knows how to exorcise evil spirits, so there is no need to be taboo, just say it." ”

The corners of Commander Zhou's mouth twitched, his teeth gritted, and said, "Mr. Nameless, you don't know, I was tortured by that thing for a miserable time, as long as I close my eyes at night, I can see her." ”

It's been almost half a month, and as soon as Commander Zhou goes to bed at night and closes his eyes, he will see a woman with scattered hair and white skin.

The woman was frighteningly white, even her hair was white, as if she had been painted white, there was no blood at all, only a big scary mouth was blood-red.

Whenever Commander Zhou closed his eyes, she opened her mouth and threw herself on him with a red hala, which frightened him into opening his eyes and not daring to sleep.

Because of this, he was frightened, and he felt like the white woman when he saw that woman, so he had to avoid his aunts and wives every day.

"Sir, what do you say she is, why did she get entangled with me?"

After finishing speaking, Commander Zhou asked Qin Wuming with a bitter face.

Qin Wuming wiped his mouth and said, "It's a powerful female ghost." ”

Commander Zhou's back was cold: "Lao Tzu has killed countless people, but he never kills women, old people and little dolls, why is she looking for me?" ”

Qin Wuming glanced at the commander up and down: "Commander Zhou is leading troops to fight, the evil qi is heavy, and the yang energy is also heavy, the female ghost likes to absorb people's yang energy the most, she doesn't look for you to find anyone." ”

Commander Zhou was puzzled: "Don't they all say that ghosts are afraid of yang, why does she dare to find Lao Tzu?" ”

Qin Wuming shook his head: "That's, Commander, you haven't seen Liaozhai, the goblins and ghosts in it are all specifically looking for scholars with heavy yang energy to hook up." ”

Commander Zhou scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "We are a rough person, we don't like to read, and we usually talk about two paragraphs at most, but I haven't read them." ”

Qin Wuming burped and said: "Yang Qi is like their food for ghosts, when the living are hungry to eat, ghosts naturally have to suck Yang Qi when they are hungry, Yang Qi is also essence for men, and the commander's essence is sucked dry by the female ghost, so it is naturally useless." ”

Commander Zhou was covered in a cold sweat when he heard this, daring to love this is the case, he immediately arched his hand and said eagerly: "Sir, you must help me get rid of that female ghost, you haven't given birth to a son yet, you can't be useless!" ”

Qin Wuming said: "Don't worry, although that female ghost is very powerful, if it takes a few days, I will definitely be able to give you the exception of her." ”

Ling'er listened to it with a red face, but she was embarrassed to squeak, so she had to eat with her head bored, and said in her heart that this disciple is simply a bad embryo, how can he be so good at fooling people, one by one, obviously relying on Commander Zhou.

But Ling'er is also very worried, there is indeed a shameless female ghost who specializes in sucking the essence of men, and it is much more powerful than ordinary ghosts.

Don't suck him up.

Thinking of this, Ling'er secretly snorted to herself a few more times, what happened to her at this time? It's better to use it if you don't use it, and the old man of the province will pay her attention, well, it's good to suck it.

"When is the gentleman going to do it?"

Commander Zhou asked anxiously again.

Qin Wuming was full, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said slowly: "Tonight, I will meet the female ghost first, and then say, with me, I will ensure that you sleep peacefully tonight." ”

Commander Zhou heard that Mr. wanted to stay overnight, but he was hoping that Mr. would stay, he hadn't slept well for more than half a month, his eyes were dark, and he could sleep tonight.

Immediately, Commander Zhou called a big soldier: "Go, arrange a good guest room for Mr." ”

After hesitating, Commander Zhou ordered again: "Boil hot water, take two sets of new clothes, and let Mr. bathe and change clothes!" ”

Although Zhou Xingyu is a big old man, he is a man who leads troops to fight, and he knows how to buy people's hearts best.

The most important thing is that the gentleman smells all over his body, but the guest rooms are also rancid, he is a person who loves cleanliness.

Of course, this can only be held in the heart, not spoken.

Ling'er listened to Commander Zhou's arrangement, her pretty face turned red again, and she hurriedly kicked Qin Wuming under the table, and whispered: "I want two rooms, how can I live in one?" ”

Qin Wuming pretended not to hear, and felt that Commander Zhou was very good, so he smiled and said, "Commander, you will let people find a crowing rooster again." ”

Commander Zhou was stunned: "Mr. hasn't eaten yet?" ”

Qin Wuming shook his head and said, "I'm full, the chicken is not for eating, it's for you." ”

Commander Zhou looked strange: "What's the use?" ”

The corners of Qin Wuming's mouth twitched slightly, this commander, what was he thinking about, so he had to explain: "The crowing rooster can suppress the evil, the ghost is most afraid of the rooster crowing, if you sleep with the rooster tonight, the female ghost will not dare to look for you." ”

Commander Zhou is skeptical, can a rooster have a hammer?

But the gentleman said it, and he had no choice but to do it, and asked his subordinates to get a rooster quickly.

"Okay, let's go to the guest room to clean up first, and the commander will also go to rest, remember to lock the door of the bedroom, I'll come to you later." Qin Wuming stood up and arched his hand.

Then, a big soldier took Qin Wuming and Ling'er to a guest room.

Ling'er was itchy at all, this disciple must have deliberately ignored himself just now, so as soon as he entered the door of the guest room, he glared at him and said, "Don't you want to succeed!" ”

Qin Wuming smiled dryly: "I really didn't mean it, I said it, we are two people, and if you ask someone for two guest rooms, won't it be a gang." ”

Ling'er snorted, thinking that this was indeed the case, but when she turned her head to look, there was a big bed in the room, and she said angrily: "You go to sleep, I'll lay on the floor." ”

Qin Wuming's eyes flickered, and he said, "No, I won't sleep here tonight, you can just sleep in the bed." ”

While the two were talking, Commander Zhou's big-headed soldiers came in with a large wooden bucket, filled it with hot water, and took two sets of clothes.

Qin Wuming knew that he couldn't challenge Ling'er's bottom line, so he consciously closed the door immediately, closed the curtain, and asked Ling'er to wash first.

Ling'er was reluctant, but she couldn't resist the temptation of taking a bath, and went into the barrel with a red face.

Qin Wuming listened to the sound of Ling'er taking a bath, and his heart was full of thoughts, all he thought about was that she had not been dressed when she had just come back to life.

About half an hour later, Ling'er washed and changed her clothes and walked out.

Ling'er changed into a white cheongsam, tight-fitted, and completely highlighted her figure.

Qin Wuming's eyes were straight, and sure enough, Ling'er was the most suitable for wearing this kind of clothes, with a bulge at the top and a round bottom, but her waist was very thin, like a big gourd.

"Hmph, Dengzi." Ling'er saw the greed in his eyes and scolded with a red face.

Qin Wuming smiled, let people change the water, wash it clean, change into a cyan robe, and changed from a beggar to a handsome descendant who looks like a dog.

"You rest, I'll go find Commander Zhou."

After changing his clothes, Qin Wuming said.

Ling'er hesitated, "Can you do it yourself?" ”

Qin Wuming said: "Don't worry, after eating and drinking, walking is no longer a problem." ”

Ling'er frowned slightly, "Then you be careful, if you can't do it, we'll run." ”

Qin Wuming waved his hand, said no, and then went to find Commander Zhou.

"Come in, sir, the door is not bolted."

Coming to the door of Commander Zhou's bedroom, Qin Wuming knocked on the door, and his voice came from inside.

Qin Wuming pushed the door in, and when he saw Commander Zhou's current appearance, he poofed and burst out laughing!