Chapter 1, Dream Express: I Want a Dad (1)
My surname is Jiang Jiuya, it is said that the ancestor is the descendant of Chiyou, the age is kept secret anyway, it is like a flower-like age, I should enjoy a lot of youth, but I can only face the pear blossom wood frame floor bronze mirror in the small counter on the top floor of this two-story small building at the end of the city's most remote folk street, listening to a thousand-year-old fox spirit talk about his brilliant entrepreneurial history, has talked about the Republic of China, he has also changed from the original dart bureau to the working class of the mixed post office, nothing more than in the history of popular science express want to pull me into the investment in his industry on the first floor' Dream Express'.
"I really can't listen to it anymore, Boss Gunault, I'll call you boss, you talk so much just to halve the rent this year."
"It's still Jiuya's child who is the smartest, I didn't take care of you in vain when you first came." Gounod deliberately praised in a high-pitched voice.
"Well, my aunt and grandmother are in a hurry, I haven't seen the deed, the rent I collect is my living expenses, I collect it once a year, how do you want to move? Or do you have been working as a courier for more than 800 years, and you can't even pay the rent of 200,000 yuan a year? "You want to bully me while my aunt and grandmother are not at home, this old fox is dreaming!
"What are you pretending to be a little brat, how polite you were to me when you first came, and you called me Brother Gu, now it's more annoying than your aunt and grandmother, and you can't leave here, what living expenses do you want, I'll give you some food to ensure that you don't die." Gounod slapped the table and got up, if the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come, and he has lived for a thousand years, and he is afraid that a little girl will not be able to do it.
"My aunt didn't leave anything else, I left a phone book, it seems to have the phone number of the current patriarch of the fox clan, do you need me to ask his brother if he owes money, is he still tied up and taken back, or let him pay you himself?"
"Jiuya, I'm joking with you, I'm not practicing acting? The VIP business of the express company requires acting skills, how can a beautiful man like me deceive people if he doesn't practice. As long as someone says that he is in his hands, even if there is no evidence, Gu Shi can immediately meet all the requirements of the other party, which is often deceived but never has a long memory.
"When it comes to VIP business, I'm angry that you said to find a good career for me to pass the boring time, a single thousand yuan, but it took half a year to take an order, or a filial son saved a thousand yuan to rent an ideal girl in his mother's heart, and took it to the hospital to let his mother pass away with peace of mind, but you are a good hired person, his mother's old classmate's daughter, the old man is happy to get better, and he and the old classmate continue the relationship, the family sued you for a thousand yuan and returned it, is it worth it?"
"Whatever you say, look at your mailbox anyway, in case there is someone willing to pay, don't miss it." Gounod didn't bother to explain, how could he know about his ambitions.
Just as Gounod was about to go downstairs, Lu Zhao, a police officer from Folk Street, led a child no more than five years old, wearing a pink princess dress and holding a golden pig piggy bank in his arms, to go upstairs.
"This kid said he was looking for his father, is Brother Gu your child......" Lu Zhao had long heard that Gono changed his girlfriend very quickly, and often went to discotheques and bars to play, and the little girl said that he was looking for a courier company to express a father to him, and his first impression was Gunault.
"If I have such an old daughter who has returned to her hometown to live an idyllic life early, what is your father's name?" Gounod also thinks it's funny, his appearance looks like 25 at most, how can a young talent with a successful career have a child, and this child is a business opportunity to get it with money.
"I've got a jar of money, I want my dad." The little girl's expression ability is still a little different, and she can understand that she can buy a father only with money.
"Then you give me the money, and I'll be your dad for a day." Gounod squatted in front of the little girl, wanting to reach out and touch the piggy bank to see that he was busy for a day, and now this kid earns no less than an adult.
"No, absolutely not, my mother said that the people who asked me for money were liars." The little girl grabbed the piggy bank with both hands and hid it behind her back.
"Liars? You came to me for my dad, how did I change to a liar? Gounod didn't understand what today's children were thinking, but he was misunderstood as a liar.
"Little sister, is my sister like a liar?" Jiuya stepped out of the counter and sat directly on the floor.
"Do you want my money, then?" The little girl looked at Jiuya alertly.
"No, you can't live here, even if you ask for your money, you have to ask your mother for it."
"Mom, Mom is lost!" As soon as the little girl heard that her mother was about to go downstairs with the piggy bank, she was grabbed by Lu Zhao, "I'll take you to find your mother, it's safer for you to follow me." ”
"Let go of me!" The little girl suddenly lost control of her emotions and cried, but Lu Zhao still held on to it for her safety.
"This can't solve it, how can you still be a film policeman, look at me." Guno buried Lu Zhao, put his hand in front of the little girl and snapped his fingers, and the little girl immediately stopped crying, but looked ahead with blank eyes.
"Who allowed you to hypnotize a child?" Lu Zhao was a little anxious, and Gunaud, who was pushing, stumbled and almost fell.
"What are you afraid of, I'm just asking her to be quiet and ask a few questions, not letting her do bad things." Gono had used fox charm on Lu Zhao before, and afterwards Lu Zhao asked him who he had learned from hypnosis, and Gounod had to fool that he was self-taught, and he couldn't tell a human that he was a fox spirit.
"What's your name?" Gounod crouched down and continued to use the fox trick to say that the money for the sake of his lofty ideals must be obtained for the child.
"Mo Momo," the little girl replied obediently, but her eyes were still blank.
"Who are you looking for?" Gu Nao's head is big when he graduated from Fox Academy The worst thing is the human language class, he knows the word alone, and he doesn't understand any of the words with similar pronunciation, who gave her a broken name this unlucky child.
"Advertising Express Hmm...... Money for Dad. The little girl was probably a little confused, and could only express a few words she could think of.
"Isn't this your advertisement in her pocket?" Jiuya noticed the unnatural bulge under the little girl's skirt and a small pink corner leaking from the skirt, and with a gentle tug, she saw the promotional color page of the dream express company.
Find someone to rent everything, rent a girlfriend, go up to a luxury car villa, down to a marriage proposal and birthday, as long as you have money, we can express everything for you, and you deserve it!
"Isn't that false advertising?" Lu Zhao looked at the words on the advertising list and frowned, although there are a few thorns on this street, they are all quite good at business, but this is too fake, and money is not everything.
"Child, who are you Lin Xue'er?" Guno saw that the fox number on the back of the advertising sheet was big, and Jiuya laughed that the temporary worker girlfriend who was busy in vain was Lin Xueer, and she left a message saying that she wanted to realize her dream of being an actor and begged him to express a job to her, who would have thought that the client's mother and her father were old classmates, and the relationship between humans was really messy.
"Teacher Cher taught me how to draw."
"Haha, Gounod, Gounod's fate is not over." Jiuya is so happy, fate is wonderful, when Lin Xue'er came, she was fascinated by Gounod's fans, or maybe she would run here if she couldn't afford a lawsuit.