Chapter 197: Qianzhangli (7)
Qiu Wen was just coaxing Huan'er, when Ximo would return to Yanshan, she didn't have an accurate message.
When Ximo hadn't returned, Jian Ran was still behind, but another incident happened in Yanshan.
It is said that after the thin dart shot to kill a trick and escaped, Prime Minister Zhang decided to strike first. He summoned the army (in fact, this is illegal, Prime Minister Zhang is a minister. He sent a death squad of 5,000 people and rushed towards Yanshan.
Things happened suddenly.
It's incredible.
On that day, it happened that Yun Zhan went out and took a lot of soldiers with him, so this Yanshan was empty. It's not empty, there are still people in the end. But the soldiers were taken away, leaving only the unarmed civilians.
Or an old man who was driving piglets noticed that something was wrong. He told the market that he had gone out early in the morning to buy pigs and noticed something was very wrong there. Gone are the bustling bazaars of the past, and people dressed in identical clothes are eating breakfast there. Only those people, the rest of the people, etc., were driven away.
It's funny to think about. Prime Minister Zhang ordered the death squad to go first, but did not let them change into soldiers' clothes, and instead wore black tights. Prime Minister Zhang also deliberately retaliated. After General Wang left Jiangcheng in frustration, he naturally added fuel and vinegar to his boss, Prime Minister Zhang, and talked nonsense. What is said that Jiangcheng is in a mess, it is a nest of bandits. What do you say now, Jiangcheng can't go at all, it's all done by a son of the Shi family. It's really the son of a big family, and he has to get involved with the bandits. Although this general Wang exaggerated, the strange thing is that after Xue Rencun, no new Taishou came to Jiangcheng. Naturally, there are successors. But before they set off, they either said that they were sick, or they were in a hurry, in short, they couldn't come, for various reasons.
This Jiangcheng is like the autonomy of the people.
Prime Minister Zhang also asked his subordinates to go to Yanshan to inquire.
But this subordinate is greedy for life and afraid of death, and only says that he has been to Yanshan, it is all hearsay, and it is not what is there, what is the king of Ningbei, and it is not a climate. It's all a rabble. Prime Minister Zhang listened to it, and he thought that it would be more than enough to send a death squad of 5,000 people to deal with those rabble.
The old man knew that the situation was not good, so he drove the piglet and came back to report to the barracks. Unexpectedly, the general was not there. The old man panicked. The second general, Shi Ximo, was also not there. What to do? After thinking about it, I listened to the reminder of the person, and went to find the autumn pattern.
Autumn Moon is teaching four girls how to cook in a kitchen behind the barracks. Hearing this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly washed his hands and asked seriously: "But really?" ”
The old man patted his chest and swore to the sky: "Naturally, it's true." Those people are coming for our Yanshan. If we come, and the general is not there, we will be destroyed. ”
Hearing this, Qiu Wen's heart was heavy.
And sure enough, that's really bad.
She sent a cook to visit on horseback. Half an hour later, the man returned, but his face was also full of panic. "Yes, yes, I also saw it, those people are coming for our Yanshan. Today, it just so happens that the general is not there. How can this be good? ”
Autumn Pattern pondered silently.
The soldiers were mostly absent.
Yanshan is equivalent to an empty nest.
Those who stayed behind were either family members or people who were doing business nearby.
They are all unarmed flat-headed people.
"Those people are holding guys in their hands, shiny and shiny, weird and scary."
Of course, Autumn Pattern doesn't want to shed a river of blood here today. When Yun Zhan and Ximo came back, they saw that Yanshan had become a dead city. No, she has to save herself. But how can you save yourself?
The four girls were also scared, so they gave Qiu Wen an idea, it was better to take advantage of the fact that this group of people did not come, and everyone ran away with their burdens, so that there was still time.
Run?
Not the best policy.
Because they were all on foot. The gang was said to have carts and horses.
Even if he escapes, he will still be caught, and it will take half a day's strength.
The four girls also found the four girls who learned to boil medicine, and the old Chinese medicine doctor also came, the old Chinese medicine doctor was an old woman, and she also learned of the dangerous situation ahead, so she sighed and asked Qiu Wen: "It's not the best strategy to go, so please ask the girl to take the idea." ”
For a while, the people who bought vegetables in the market also knew the danger, and they all surrounded the autumn pattern.
Huan'er went to Sanniang's shop to eat wontons and learned about it. Sanniang also came with Huan'er on her back.
The big guy was nervous and scared.
One said: "That group of people, they will probably kill all the people in Yanshan before they stop." ”
Another said: "If you don't just kill everything, the entire Yanshan Mountain will be razed to the ground." ”
These words, Qiu Wen doesn't like to hear. How can you raise the morale of others and destroy your own prestige? She said to the big guy: "Everyone, quiet, quiet." Since everyone trusts me, Autumn Pattern will never disappoint everyone. ”
"Girl, what can you do, say it quickly!"
Don't believe it, most of the people here in Yanshan are illiterate, and the most literate ones should be Qiuwen. Qiu Wen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, Yanshan was in the ancient Shu Kingdom, where there was a big celebrity. Who? Zhuge Liang Kong Ming.
Qiu Wen remembered one of Zhuge Liang's thirty-six plans: the empty city plan.
Now Yanshan is an empty city, and it is indeed appropriate to use an empty city plan.
In order to be in a hurry, Qiu Wen found a swineherd groom near the barracks and placed a lot of horse dung and cow urine on the boundary of Yanshan Mountain. For a while, the smell near Yanshan was stinking.
That Huan'er also joined the "troops" that placed the feces and urine.
Sanniang asked him not to do it.
But Huan'er didn't listen.
Sanniang asked Qiu Wen: "Is this trick feasible for you?" If not, it will cost us a lot of stink. ”
"Feasible."
"Is it really possible?"
Qiu Wen nodded, and called the girls who accompanied the wine, and told them to hurry up, take out all the musical instruments hidden in the house, and build a temporary high platform near here, on which everyone played music.
"Autumn Pattern, aren't you putting them in danger like this?"
"It's not dangerous, and listen to me."
The Yanyu had now turned to serve Yun Zhan, and when he heard this, he said, "There are also a few pipa strings in the big tent, and I have taken them one by one." ”
But even so, Yanyu didn't know why Akimoru did this.
Sanniang asked for Yanyu.
Qiu Wen said: "It is to let you dance and play music on the high platform to help the fun." It's like we really won the battle, and the general and the second general are watching the song and dance below. Because of the excitement, I didn't want to clean up the horse dung and cow urine outside. In this way, the intruder does not know what is going on, and he does not dare to enter rashly. ”
Autumn Pattern also called the grocery buyers to rush to the market to stand around, pretending to be onlookers, while cheering loudly.
"It's more realistic. In that way, those people really think we're celebrating a victory. This is about to come in, and I think we are going to be captured alive. ”
Akimo's words made many people echo and agree.
But there are still doubts raised.
"Autumn Pattern Girl, General Lady, what if those people just don't believe it, just want to come in and have a look? Isn't that revealing? The man who said this was an old man with a white beard.
There was also a hunched old woman who also came over to ask: "General's lady, just with these girls, these stinky feces and urine, can people be fooled?" I think you're still too young to know how cunning people are in this world! ”
Autumn Pattern was silent, they had a reason to object.
That's right, that's not enough.
So, how can we convince the public?
Qiu Wen asked a guy, in the warehouse near the barracks, are there any firecrackers left over from the New Year?
The guy said yes.
This autumn pattern is very happy.
"That's it. After a while, you take out all the firecrackers and set them off in rows. The sound of firecrackers will surely be heard by those people. If it's not enough, you can go to a few markets behind Yanshan and hurry up and buy some more, and buy more. ”
"Yes."
The man knew that time was urgent, so he hurriedly drove his horse and carried the silver.
Yanshan is a place that doesn't care about anything. Combat is mostly on the front line, and the rear is the base camp. Due to the special topography, the back mountain is safer, and you can contact several villages behind the mountain, you can purchase, you can visit the door, and you can go out.
But even so, there are still people who don't believe it: "It's just a firecracker, not a cannon on the battlefield!" It's just a fool! ”
Qiu Wen sighed: "This is the best way I can think of, in the end, I have to fight." If you don't fight, you can only wait for death. ”
At this time, there are still people who come to offer advice.
He said it was a good idea.
"Autumn pattern girl, there's still one missing."
"What's missing?"
"Poor aroma of wine and meat. Since you are doing a show, you have to do it all. ”
Autumn Mono nodded.
Yes, there are singing and dancing to cheer up, and firecrackers, how can you skip eating and drinking?
Okay, that's easy.
Qiu Wen knew that there was no shortage of pork, beef and mutton in the barracks, and as for the wine, it was even more, and a jar of good wine was hidden in the wine cellar, just bring it up and open it, so that the strong aroma of wine spread everywhere, and anyone could smell it as soon as they approached.
And the group went to carry the jars.
A group of people went to the room to cook meat, and the aroma was strong, and ten miles away, they could hook people's gluttony.
Sure enough, the 5,000 people came over in a menacing manner.
It is said that there are 5,000 people, but it is just a claim, but it is not. It's just over 3,000 when it's full. But even if there are more than 3,000, it is still more than enough to deal with the women, children, and children in Yanshan.
In this battle, Autumn Pattern did not have a single soldier, but it must be won without a fight.
Either you go, or I die.
Half an hour later, the pork, beef and mutton were cooked.
The leader first smelled the strong smell of firecrackers and the aroma of wine and meat, so he wanted to find a nearby villager and ask, what is going on ahead?
It's ridiculous to say that this villager is also a volunteer vegetable farmer in Yanshan.
He rubbed his eyes and said, "Where are you from?" Listening to the accent is not a local. ”
The leader naturally said yes.
"You speak with a Beijing accent, but in the capital?"
The leader can only say yes.
"Ouch, I advise you not to go. That Yanshan has been very evil recently. ”
"What's the evil sect?"
The vegetable farmer lowered his voice and said, "What kind of evil sect? Naturally, there are evil sects everywhere. Anyway, the general who lives in Yanshan is called, and now he is winning battles everywhere! ”