Volume 9 The Evil King Descends Chapter 143 The Opening of the Heaven and the Sealing of the Demon Record
He Wei saw me rushing over, and immediately gritted his teeth and threw a punch fiercely, hitting my front door, I stretched out my arm to block the moment, only to hear a muffled bang, the guy instantly covered his hand, squatted on the ground and groaned in pain.
I smiled, and said in my heart that this Jinshi Tai Sui is really **, after eating Jin Shi Tai Sui, it is really invulnerable! Damn, if you don't have any money to spend in the future, go straight to the street and look for Mercedes-Benz and BMW.
Nima, I'm so witty.
The person who was called the second uncle was obviously also surprised, and he hurriedly said to He Wei, Xiaowei is back!
The master squinted, found a place where the sun couldn't shine, cocked Erlang's legs and continued to nibble on the roast duck, drinking Erguotou, that small day.
He Wei gritted his teeth and stood up in pain, and walked towards the second uncle at this time, I squinted and stood in place, and said in my heart that today, Lao Tzu's master came in person, I see what tricks you have!
The second uncle thought about it for a long time, and finally whispered to He Wei, and after a while, I saw He Wei nod vigorously, and then the second uncle took out a small round box from his arms.
The box is very small, it looks like the rouge box used by women in ancient times, as soon as the second uncle opened the box, a fragrance suddenly rushed to his face, I said in my heart what could this be? It smells so good, it can't be a small box of grinding oil, right? Hahaha.
After the second uncle opened the box, he put two fingers into it, and took out a small insect similar to a silkworm from inside, and then said to He Wei, Xiaowei, open your mouth!
He Wei didn't say a word, raised his head and opened his mouth, the second uncle raised his hand and threw the silkworm into his mouth, although He Wei had a disgusting expression on his face, he still swallowed it forcibly, just when He Wei swallowed the silkworm, the master suddenly stood up from a distance, put down the roast chicken and wine in his hand, and walked towards me.
When I got behind me, the master whispered, this guy on the other side will use witch Gu, you be careful!
As soon as I heard it, I actually met someone who could use witchcraft? But I still said to the master with a big grin, master, don't worry, there are two Tai Sui with you, plus your charm, can I still be afraid of him?
As soon as I finished speaking, He Wei was already walking towards me with red eyes, and I thought to myself, isn't it just a fight? As for keeping your eyes red?
Suddenly, the second uncle pulled out a small drum from his arms, the drum surface was about the size of a bowl, he held the drum in his left hand, and began to beat the drum in rhythm with his right hand.
Bang bang....
As the second uncle rhythmically beat the drum, He Wei didn't say a word, and attacked me, and his figure and attack speed this time were so fast that they flew up!
He Wei, who doesn't seem to know kung fu, suddenly became a martial arts master at this moment, damn it, I can't beat him at all, he punches and kicks faster than a move, when I first kicked and hit me, I didn't feel anything unusual, but slowly, I felt wrong!
Originally, I took the blood drinking Tai Sui and the Jin Shi Tai Sui, with these two Tai Sui in my body, my body is as solid as a rock, and I will recover quickly if I am injured, but at this moment, it is completely different!
Because after He Wei hit me, although it didn't hurt, the part he hit would turn gray, and as the second uncle slapped the drum surface faster and faster, He Wei's attack speed became faster and faster!
Slowly, I was beaten by him all over my body, and after those gray parts were attacked by him again, the color of ** would turn black, and if I was attacked all the time, the color of my ** would become darker and darker!
Slowly, something didn't feel right with me!
Those who were blackened, when He Wei attacked again, I actually felt a faint pain! And He Wei hit it, it didn't look like it hit the steel, it seemed like it hit the tofu, the fist hit the meat, and it hurt again and again, and the mother beat me back again and again, because I couldn't stand the pain.
Especially He Wei also specially picked a place and beat it hard! Aim at my chest, punch and kick!
I was miserable, I glanced back at the master, and found that the master was also looking at the small drum in the second uncle's hand in the distance with a solemn expression, and seeing that I was beaten by He Wei, I was almost stepped on by him again.
Suddenly, the master sat still, motionless! I didn't even move my eyes!
And a voice suddenly sounded in my head, Gua Wazi, my soul is out of body, on your body, I will control you to fight him!
I'm happy in my heart, damn, the master is up, so can't he kill him? Grass!
Sure enough, I didn't do anything next, but my kung fu was almost like blowing up, damn, I watched Jet Li's movie back then, called Huang Feihong, and I singled out the White Lotus to teach so many people without panting, and now I have become the Huang Feihong in the movie, and the gap between me and him is only an Arhat robe at this time!
I made He Wei crackle, and he didn't seem to understand why my kung fu suddenly became so **, ** not only able to resist his attack, but also able to fight back, he couldn't hit me at all at this moment!
Suddenly, I jumped up suddenly, aimed at his chest and kicked him repeatedly, I knew that this was the master's kung fu, and at the moment I shouted coquettishly, Foshan has no shadow feet!
Bang bang ... I flew into the air and kicked him in the chest one after another, causing He Wei to kick and shake.
After landing, I squinted at He Wei and scolded, Damn, get up, fight me, aren't you awesome?
He Wei was kicked by the master's string of shadowless feet and vomited blood, at this time he couldn't bear it anymore, he fainted with a thud, and a few gangsters next to him hurriedly ran over to help him up.
The second uncle was embarrassed at this time, he put away the small drum in his hand, and then walked towards me, and when he walked in front of me, he gritted his teeth and said fiercely, it's not right for you to do this, right?!
I suddenly said, "You're doing the right thing?" Bullying Lao Tzu's apprentices, no one can come!
I swear that this is not what I want to say, and I also know that it is the words of the master who is controlling my mouth.
The man said, "You're ruthless!" There is a kind of leaving a name!
I squinted and said, parade the world, dust falls in Kyushu, I am the dust!
The second uncle gritted his teeth again and said, You Chen, right? Very good, you wait for me! My name is Bu Yan! Then Bu Yan waved his hand and said to those little gangsters, let's go!
When they left, my brain was in a trance, and then the master who was sitting in the distance stood up and walked towards me, without waiting for the master to come over, I first ran over quickly, and said, Damn, master, you are too awesome, you are simply my idol, you look at the defeat on the face of the injustice, hahaha.
The master smiled and raised his hand to slap me and said, you melon baby, it's not you who are causing trouble outside, can Lao Tzu come out to help you?
I was stunned, I said, master, you don't know anything, they provoked me first, I rely on, who am I, the three good students in the school, the later Young Pioneers, the pacesetter of Lei Feng, and your baby apprentice, can I be bullied for no reason?
At that moment, I took the master to buy him a roast duck again, and this time I spent money to get him a bottle of Moutai to make him feel refreshed.
When I arrived at the bluestone bridge, I said, Master, can you teach me some Taoism? Or teach me some mana, you see that I have a treasure to protect my body, I don't have any great skills, and when I meet a master, I am still bullied.
The master nodded and said, Okay, I'll teach you Taoism from today and let you have mana, how about it?
I said I'm, and I knelt down and kowtowed three times to the master! If nothing else, it's that after I have mana, I can use the Enlightenment Soul Rejuvenation Technique to make Tingting into a human form!
After letting Tingting become a humanoid, Lao Tzu didn't care about anything in the future, so he accompanied her every day, didn't go anywhere, and stayed at home with her every day, so that the anger that I had been holding back for more than 20 years of being single was released.
Of course, my main idea is to be with Tingting, OX that's just secondary, after all, it's essential in married life, you know.
The master raised his hand and threw me a book, and when I took it to my hand, I was immediately attracted by the five big characters on the cover.
Open the Heaven and Seal the Demon Record!
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