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Everyone, others are selling miserably, I'm really miserable.

I am a child from the countryside, I have worked hard to study for more than ten years, getting up late every day and being greedy for darkness, digging through the wall to see Uncle Huang, and finally the emperor lived up to his wishes and was admitted to the best vocational school in our county.

I hope to learn a skill in vocational school, and then I can have a craft to eat.

After graduating in three years, I took my diploma and excavator certificate to the construction site to look for a job.

When the boss saw it, he threw my certificate on the ground with great disgust, came to spit on me, looked at me contemptuously and said, "What kind of broken excavator school comes out, dare to come to me!" ”

"We only recruit Lanxiang Technical School here."

"Why! Why do you look down on my vocational schools, they are all vocational schools, why is Lanxiang Technical School superior? ”

The boss seemed to have heard a big joke, and the excavator masters around him also laughed wildly, and this laugh was full of contempt.

"Why? Come and tell him. ”

"We graduated from Lanxiang, can we use an excavator to stir-fry, can you?"

"We graduated from Lan Xiang, can use an excavator to ignite a lighter, can you?"

"We graduated from Lanxiang, learned to dig gas, can dig gasifiers, three times faster than ordinary excavators, can you?"

The more I listened, the more shocked I felt, there is such a high excavator school in this world?

The sonorous three reprimands made my face flush and I was extremely ashamed.

"I can't!" I uttered those three words in utter shame.

"Since you can't, then don't get out of here, waste, shame on the excavator world!"

Listening to this extremely harsh insult, I walked out of the construction site in despair, and secretly swore that I would definitely throw Lan Xiang's graduation certificate on the boss's face, pointing at him and saying, "Three years in Hedong, three years in Hexi, Lao Tzu is now also a digger of Lan Xiang's graduation, and he can also fight for gasifiers!" ”

With a goal, I worked three jobs a day, and after three months, I scraped together enough registration fees and took the train to the excavator mecca in my heart.

It is worthy of being Lanxiang Technical School, located in the land of Qilu, with a lingering fairy spirit and outstanding people, I excitedly went to sign up.

As a result, I was told, "I'm sorry, you're too handsome to meet our admissions requirements." ”

When I heard that, I felt like the sky was going to fall.

How unjust God has treated me.

Because of handsomeness, I can't enter this excavator holy land?

I looked up to the sky and yelled, "I'd rather not be this handsome." ”

Two words floated in the sky, "Can't!" ”

Life got dark again, and I walked down the street and saw a lot of people like me.

I thought I could do it alone, and I couldn't stand the beautiful young lady standing under the neon light and blowing the cold wind so late, so I gave them all the registration fees and let them go back to sleep.

I don't know why, these young ladies call me boss one by one, I'm not a boss, I'm just a waste who can't get into Lan Xiang.

Sure enough, you are good to others, and others are good to you, and I gave them money, and they were very moved to invite me to come in and sit down.

A minute later, the women kicked me out, returned the money back to me, and said with a red face and angry face: "This guy belongs to a donkey, this is going in, I'm afraid one step (wei)!" ”

I walked away with a face full of shame and wandered the streets.

So, old iron, I'm begging for some subscription money now, so that my brother will have an amputation and cosmetic surgery! You can't let him only have hands for the rest of his life.

(ha)

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Serious Edition:

The book was released in mid-June, and by the end of August, it took two months to finally put it on the shelves, and to be honest, I wasn't very excited.

I wrote the first book in my life when I was 17 years old, and the results were unexpectedly good, but it was not a science and technology class, and I wrote it intermittently and intermittently all the way, and in 18 years it was finished because of something.

After all, writing a book is too exhausting, and if you don't have something in your stomach, it obviously can't be regarded as your main business, or your own business is more important.

So I put this book down at the beginning of last year, and it wasn't until the Warwick incident broke out this year that I came up with the idea of continuing.

Every day when I get home, I start to check the information and improve the outline, in short, every step is arranged in detail.

Of course, no matter how detailed it is, there will definitely be places that cannot be taken care of, because it is impossible for the human mind to be without defects.

So everyone forgive me for some bad writing, don't scold people at every turn, at least arrange your own behavior quality, and don't have a gesture of pointing you have to listen, read the book well, delete the book if you don't read it, it's very simple.

If you like this book, you can subscribe at 12 noon to support it, and if you don't like it, you won't subscribe to it, and we can't force it.

It's going to explode on the shelves, so I'll go to bed first and see how many chapters I can write when I wake up.