Chapter 65: The Evil Husband (Thanks to Lao Dong and Other Friends for the Recommendation Vote)
When the Lantern Festival is approaching, there are many people and miscellaneous, and it is also possible to mix fish and dragons. Guan Duyuan's people rummaged around the city and outside the city, but they couldn't find the person he was looking for, so he guessed that the person should have left a long time ago.
He arranged for the pass to be strictly investigated, and for so many days, he did not find the slightest. He was distressed for a while, the secret letter must be true, this person must have been to Dayuan, but he couldn't find it, it was like disappearing out of thin air, which made him very angry.
Jingyu guessed that maybe the people had already returned to the tribe, and they didn't stay for long, so they couldn't find it.
Guan Duyuan remembered the letter, he didn't write the date, what Jing Yu said was also possible, people came secretly, and he was only discovered by his own people when he was about to leave after shopping, which shows a problem, his secret network is not yet a climate, and it should have been developed a step further.
I couldn't find anyone, nothing happened, and judging from the current tension, I really didn't have the heart to take care of that person.
In Ohara Province, the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is full of a sea of lights, because there is a saying here - thirty fires, fifteen lights. On Chinese New Year's Eve, the fire must be burned, and the more prosperous, the better; The lights of the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the brighter the better, and the more the better. So on this day, the lights were brilliant, there was a sea of lights everywhere, and all the streets and alleys were full of bright lights hanging high, as if to put on a gorgeous dress for Ohara Province.
Guan Duyuan promised Shuhe that he would take her to the street outside the imperial city to see the lights today, and she packed it up early and waited for him to pick it up.
When Guan Duyuan arrived, she was already dressed as a man, and she was full of energy, looking like a dignified brother. He was fascinated by her outfit, and was stunned for a long time. She couldn't wait to urge him, and he hesitated for a moment before pulling her out.
He said shyly: "You are dressed like this, I don't dare to pull you on the street." ”
She was puzzled and hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”
He laughed, and it was the kind of ill-intentioned laugh, "Don't you know why? ”
She shook her head, indicating that she didn't know. He smiled even more happily, "Look at you, now that you are such a handsome son, if I don't leave my hand all the time, how should this street full of people look at me?" ”
The person who reacted three seconds slower didn't react, "Isn't it just a walk in the street, whoever likes to look at it, and there will be no loss of skin." ”
Guan Duyuan was blindfolded by her cuteness, so he had to prompt more explicitly, "You are a son now, a man, have you ever seen two men holding hands and shopping?" ”
Shu He: "......"
After being stunned for a while, she insisted on holding his hand and swearing, "I have a way!" As soon as these words came out, Guan Duyuan's heart was not good.
Sure enough, a moment later, Guan Duyuan was successfully transformed into a "woman" by her, and Guan Duyuan wanted to die headlong.
He looked at the face in the bronze mirror, painted red and white, and the gold hairpin on his head was full, as long as he moved slightly, the clanging collision was endless, he closed his eyes tightly, and he really couldn't stand it.
He said lovelessly, "Girl, you want to be shameless for your husband!" ”
She looked at her results, and was quite satisfied, as if she was still thinking about where to hang you or something. He couldn't cry or laugh, and he couldn't scold, he couldn't deal with the enemy like a woman, he just beat the enemy to death, but this woman was reluctant to say a word, which really embarrassed him.
At this time, Jingyu happened to come to find Guan Duyuan, and asked him when he would leave, and it was just the right time for him to come, so Shu He hurriedly invited him in, please come in and admire his masterpiece, and asked Jingyu to help him take a look and see where he still needs to be repaired.
Jingyu saw a strange person at a glance when he entered the door, and after a closer look, he recognized that it was his general, and told himself in his heart that he couldn't laugh a thousand times.
However, he couldn't even walk steadily, and after stumbling a few steps, he burst out laughing.
Guan Duyuan is like pins and needles, neither is he angry, nor is he laughing.
"Eh, you're here just in time, can you see if he can go out like this?"
Shu He pointed at Guan Duyuan and asked Jingyu, and Jingyu laughed so much that tears were about to flow out.
"Husband...... Madame, who is this? ”
Guan Duyuan: "......"
Shu He's eyes lit up, "Didn't you recognize it?" Yikes! It's so good that I didn't even recognize you, so I can take it out with confidence. Let's go, I'll take you to the kiln! ”
She said as she waved her right hand, as if she was really taking her two younger brothers to visit the flower building.
Jingyu: "......"
Guan Duyuan: "......"
Jingyu was dumbfounded, it simply refreshed his three views, it turned out that their dignified general's wife was a person who liked to visit the flower building, and his jaw was about to fall off in shock.
Guan Duyuan was a little embarrassed and said to Jingyu: "Jingyu, hurry up and get me this golden hairpin!" ”
Jingyu was about to make a move, when a voice sounded behind her, "Don't move!" Don't take it off! ”
Jingyu looked at his poor general, and then at the general's wife, who was imperative, and he was in a dilemma. I want to turn into a gopher and burrow into it.
Guan Duyuan: "Jingyu, hurry up!" ”
Shu He: "You dare! ”
Jingyu: "......"
Jingyu's heart was full of bitterness, and she said in her heart: "What did I do wrong, God wants to do this to me, woo woo woo ......"
Jingyu looked at the general with blank eyes, and motioned to be spared.
Guan Duyuan had no choice but to say to Shu He: "Girl, don't make trouble, you are like this, how can you let your husband go out!" ”
Shu He didn't speak, but he didn't mean to let go.
Jingyu was not only embarrassed but also a big light bulb on the side, he wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, but was discovered by his witty general, and the operation was silently declared a failure.
The general's mind changed and he said to Jingyu, "Jingyu, don't go." In that case, none of them will go out of this door today! I don't want to see the lanterns, but I heard that the lights are very beautiful this year, right, Jingyu? ”
Of course, Jingyu knew what his general meant, and hurriedly said: "No, general, there are a lot of lanterns this year, I heard that there are lantern cars, and the four families in the capital still want to fight lanterns!" If the general doesn't let Jingyu out of this door, Jingyu won't be able to see such a beautiful lantern, alas! ”
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, the more Shu He listened, the more wrong he became, if such a beautiful lantern could not be seen, it would be a big loss. Hurriedly jumped back to Guan Duyuan's side, smiling without smiling, changed his normality, and said: "In my opinion, the general doesn't take his subordinates out to see the lanterns, it's a little unreasonable, you look at Jingyu's pitiful appearance, how can the general bear it?" ”
Jingyu: "......"
Guan Duyuan: "......"
Jing Yu said in her heart: "What does this have to do with me!" He looked at Guan Duyuan, and seemed to have nothing to say, so he hurriedly said: "General, actually, I don't want to go to see the lanterns, and you don't have to bear it." ”
Guan Duyuan whispered, "You can't go and see it, right?" Alright, let's be in the house! ”
This made Shu He anxious, and hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows at Jingyu, Jingyu pretended not to understand, "Madam, what's wrong with your eyes, are they uncomfortable all the time?" If you are not feeling well, please ask the doctor to take a look. ”
Shu He slashed his eyes fiercely, and Guan Duyuan held back a smile beside him, pretending to be calm.
Guan Duyuan answered: "I'm not feeling well, hurry up and ask a doctor!" After he finished speaking, he wanted to get up, but Shu He hurriedly stopped him.
She hurriedly said: "No, no, no, no discomfort, it's just that Jingyu said that he didn't want to see the lanterns, and I thought he was lying, so I looked at him twice." ”
Jingyu looked at the general, and the corner of the general's eyes blinked, he knew. Jingyu made a sincere appearance and said, "General, Jingyu doesn't dare to lie to you, you really can't go and see it." ”
Shu He hurriedly said: "No, you want to see it." ”
Jingyu said, "Madam, I really don't want to see it that much. ”
She said, "I say you want to see it, you want to see it!" ”
Jingyu: "......"
Guan Duyuan was trembling with laughter on the side, he, this lady, is so unreasonable.
Jingyu looked at his general a little pitifully, "General, I", as if asking for help, but he couldn't say that he was wronged.
"That's it, Jingyu, you tear down these messy Raushs for me, and I'll let you out." Before Jingyu could answer, the one next to him hurriedly rushed over, "I'll come, I'll come, these messy Raushzi, don't want it, I don't think I'll watch it again!" ”
Jingyu: "......"
Guan Duyuan: "......"
What makes a woman's face turn faster than a book, this is, witnessing it with his own eyes, Jingyu had an idea in his heart: he will stay away from women in the future, otherwise he won't know how to die, this is terrible.
Soon, Guan Duyuan's face was reborn after the catastrophe, and the three of them went out and walked towards the gate. He Huan had already been arranged to wait at the gate, she didn't see this scene of comedy with her own eyes, and of course no one would tell her about it, but it was a pity that He Huan missed a good show.